If a turdburglar gets caught in the mid-east

[ericlee]

Now I'm curious. In the mid-east and some other countries, they'd cut off your hands or do they do stonings? Not sure but, let's say they do.

How would they go about it if you were caught stealing turds? Would they do a public turding instead of stoning?

Would they put the offender be put to death by a firing squad of turd flinging monkeys?

Damn, I've got too much time on my hands to think of these things.

[TurdBerglar]

i guess im required to reply to this


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[ericlee]

i guess im required to reply to this


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Nah, I just saw your name and realized how much it cracks me up everytime I see it and also, pure boredom drove me to make this thread.

Funny though, I was reading the urban dictionary and found this as the first definition:

When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.(especially at your office/work place)

Just as I was about to 'release the beast', some turd buglar entered the bathroom causing my sphincter to snap shut!

Remembering that kid in the stall story you posted, hahaaa..

[TurdBerglar]

yo that kid made my sphincter close up like a hoodie pulled over your head and someone pulls the strings on you and ties them up

[Lex Diamonds]

FYI Turd Burglar means somebody who likes fucking men in the ass.

[TurdBerglar]

;)

[ericlee]

Robble robble