I AM THE MESSIAH! COWER BEFORE YOUR MIGHTY SAVIOUR!

[Lex Diamonds]

Discuss.

[Freebasser]

I prefer the javelin, but whatever.

[Lex Diamonds]

To what are you alluding, puny wastrel?

[JesusChrist]

As the only true Messiah I highly object to other people claiming they are the Messiah. You know, beware false prophets and all that stuff.

For this reason I am smiting Padster back to the days of the Old Testament.

Say hi to Phinehas for me!

[befsquire]

i pray to your father you don't ruin this alias, as it's quite funny to me right now.

[JesusChrist]

Alias??

[Lex Diamonds]

Ay yo fuck you Jesus! Get a hair cut wit yo smelly Biblical hippy ass.

[befsquire]

hey jesus, could you see what i was doing about an hour and a half ago? and if so, couldn't you have stopped you know what from running off my back and onto my sheets?

[Lex Diamonds]

I got techniques dripping out my buttcheeks. Sleep on my stomach so I don't fuck up my sheets.

[JesusChrist]

hey jesus, could you see what i was doing about an hour and a half ago? and if so, couldn't you have stopped you know what from running off my back and onto my sheets?

I can only thank My Father for the fact that you are married. Or else, you would be committing a mortal sin.

btw- it was hot

[kaiser soze]

christ, it's Norcen again (n)