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ggirlballa
12-16-2006, 05:17 PM
what would they be?

yauch- pro skater

mike- yoga teacher

adam- vetenarian?



ok now you play along(y)

MC Boulangerie
12-16-2006, 05:23 PM
yauch : architecte

mike : dance professor (y) :p

adam : journalist

dirtydan11
12-16-2006, 05:24 PM
yauch- singer or bass player in famous band

Diamond- successful chain store owner/ music producer

Horivitz- movie star

synch
12-16-2006, 05:39 PM
Plumbing trio.

Whatever they would be doing my guess is that they'd be doing it together.

KENNY GUIDO
12-16-2006, 05:45 PM
spoiled rich adults? ;)

Brother McDuff
12-16-2006, 06:23 PM
Mike: world reknowned hand model

Horovitz: part-time landscaper

Yauch: high school gym teacher

maggz
12-16-2006, 08:38 PM
mike would be going out like a goddamn roach

kleptomaniac
12-16-2006, 09:36 PM
male gigolos? ;) ;) ;)

ggirlballa
12-16-2006, 09:38 PM
male gigolos? ;) ;) ;)

ahaha u wish

kleptomaniac
12-16-2006, 09:38 PM
i do :o

JohnnyChavello
12-16-2006, 11:40 PM
I've seen Yauch skate. I love him, but I don't think he would've been a pro skater.

Brother McDuff
12-17-2006, 04:17 AM
mixmaster: the guy behind the deli

money mark: aerobics instructor

alfredo: a shepherd

balohna
12-17-2006, 04:51 AM
haha shit I work in a deli... it sucks. But I work in a grocery store deli, it's probably totally different. Anyways...

MCA: teacher
Mike D: music exec
Adrock: actor

adrock14
12-17-2006, 09:40 AM
male gigolos? ;) ;) ;)

lol, klepto would give them business! (and i wont front, i prolly would too!):D

Justin
12-18-2006, 08:07 AM
mca= PRESIDENT!.....(of what I dunno)

Mike D= He'd own a record label like grand royal

Adrock= a 41 year old ballboy for the new york knicks

camo
12-18-2006, 11:23 AM
Mike: bape promoter

Horovitz: cashier/engineer

Yauch: film director

Lex Diamonds
12-18-2006, 01:30 PM
Yauch : Stripper in gay club

Adrock : Pizza boy

Mike D : Beautician

FloorK
12-18-2006, 01:41 PM
:eek: ..... hahahahahahaha!

kleptomaniac
12-18-2006, 01:53 PM
mca= PRESIDENT!.....(of what I dunno)

yauch for president 2008 y'all! :D

or as camo said, film director sounds about right. and mike & horovitz could star in all of his films. (y)

laurie_hammy
12-23-2006, 04:40 PM
Mike: bape promoter

Horovitz: cashier/engineer

Yauch: film director

haha

Doobiebee
12-29-2006, 08:53 AM
adrock- a bread maker, writer, or an actor or if he doesn't make it, a "policeman" in porn films or something

mca-er...in jail, nah, just kidding, a cult leader ? or a cheese taster?

mike d- umm...a scholar? a hippy, or... an assassin. o.0 well, one of them had to be, didn't u see that Body Movin' vid and all
those complex fight scenes in all their vids?

Funkyfreshgrape
12-29-2006, 04:28 PM
Yauch : Stripper in gay club

noooooooo!

DeeJayZap
12-29-2006, 05:05 PM
I've seen Yauch skate. I love him, but I don't think he would've been a pro skater.
but he could have become one if he pursued it

HiPlnsDrftr
12-29-2006, 06:31 PM
A Flying Trapeze Act

kleptomaniac
12-29-2006, 06:35 PM
A Flying Trapeze Act

ooh but i think mike would look hot as the ringmaster...with the flying adams! :p


that's a...very nice picture in my head (y)

aa ninja
01-01-2007, 06:40 PM
they would run the beastie boys website, and minton would front an iron maiden cover band

RaZoRbLaDe KiSs
01-01-2007, 07:00 PM
haha, I'd love to see Minton as the lead singer in an Iron Maiden cover band.

Yauch - a college professor of world economics or religion or something.

Horovitz - something that has to do with music. He'd work at a radio station, or a recording studio as a mixer or something like that.

Mike - would follow in his parents footsteps and be an art dealer.

kleptomaniac
01-01-2007, 07:06 PM
it'd be sheriff yauch & his deputies diamond and horovitz livn' in the wild wild west y'all! yeehaw! :cool:

RaZoRbLaDe KiSs
01-01-2007, 07:09 PM
that'd be kinda hot... :eek:

kleptomaniac
01-01-2007, 07:13 PM
heh i like to fantasize about them being cowboys... :D

RaZoRbLaDe KiSs
01-01-2007, 07:24 PM
cowboy chaps/outfits are kinda hot. as long as they dont wear those gay bandana's around thier necks or some stupid plaid button down shirts.
I like the way you think klepto (y)

Brother McDuff
01-01-2007, 09:38 PM
Yauch - a college professor of world economics or religion or something.

Horovitz - something that has to do with music. He'd work at a radio station, or a recording studio as a mixer or something like that.

Mike - would follow in his parents footsteps and be an art dealer.


the most plausible estimate thus far, IMO

RaZoRbLaDe KiSs
01-02-2007, 12:08 AM
^ yes, score one for Lunchbox.

what's IMO mean?

ggirlballa
01-02-2007, 01:45 AM
IMO = In My Opinion

lol