i wish i got turdberglar for secret santa

[Bob]

would've been so easy (http://www.cafepress.com/turdhead/518765)

[ericlee]

haha, a Turd bbq apron. Yeah, like I'm going to want to eat something they cook.

[TurdBerglar]

http://www.cafepress.com/turdhead.18514736

that is just not right