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ericlee
12-16-2006, 06:16 PM
Seriously. I mean, for one thing, your food will be cold when you get back.

The worse part is if you're in a restaraunt. You're in the middle of eating and then the stomach starts growling. You rush to the bathroom and most likely, the place will stink. You sit next to someone who's on the other toilet and you can hear their bowels let loose. Appetite lost.

I've had to leave at least 20 plates half eaten at restaraunts before because of this.
Praying Mantis
12-16-2006, 07:24 PM
I just hate asking the hostess for a newspaper when at a restaurant.
TurdBerglar
12-16-2006, 07:26 PM
i rarely have to shit away from home. im a morning shitter. get it out of the way so you don't have to worry about it later.
Praying Mantis
12-16-2006, 07:29 PM
im on average 1.9 to 2.3 times a day. Thats a rough average however. Please don't hold me to the numbers.
zorra_chiflada
12-16-2006, 08:51 PM
number 2 lol
ggirlballa
12-16-2006, 08:58 PM
weird. now that i've read this i have the ugre to take a dump

anybody have newspaper?
QueenAdrock
12-16-2006, 10:25 PM
im on average 1.9 to 2.3 times a day. Thats a rough average however. Please don't hold me to the numbers.

You know, I've heard it's supposed to be normal to go once a day. Is that true? It seems like a lot to me.
ggirlballa
12-16-2006, 10:27 PM
You know, I've heard it's supposed to be normal to go once a day. Is that true? It seems like a lot to me.


yea or once every 2 days, something like that

but u gotta pee everyday, thats mandatory
ericlee
12-16-2006, 10:32 PM
You know, I've heard it's supposed to be normal to go once a day. Is that true? It seems like a lot to me.

Actually, I think 3 times is the average.
QueenAdrock
12-16-2006, 10:58 PM
No way! I mean, I PEE only twice a day. Morning and night.

Y'all is slaves to your digestive processes.
zorra_chiflada
12-16-2006, 11:01 PM
No way! I mean, I PEE only twice a day. Morning and night.

Y'all is slaves to your digestive processes.

that's not healthy! drink more liquids
QueenAdrock
12-16-2006, 11:04 PM
I know I don't drink the recommended amount of water per day, probably only about 3 pints worth. I think it's still okay, though. I just don't pee that often cuz I trained myself for the morning and night. I hate public restrooms. :(
jabumbo
12-17-2006, 12:03 AM
usually the urge doesnt stop me too much


i can usually run to the restroom and let it all out, then continue on with my meal


unless it was one of those shits that leaves a slight burning sensation, then i just can't even sit down for a few minutes either
Praying Mantis
12-17-2006, 10:47 AM
in the too much info category:

1st "deuce" after am coffee
2nd "1/2" deuce before or right after lunch.
3rd "optional deuce" right after I get home from work and before i pick my 2 1/2 y/o up from school.

Piss at least 5 times a day. Of course I drink close to a G of H20 a day