Ass or Tits?

[Lex Diamonds]

Vote now!

[koolBASD]

The ass is multyfunctional, tits are for babies. :))
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/8889/atomsnewsignatureod0.jpg

[Otis Driftwood]

I think you should get ass for your pending operation. Might be easier to change your mind afterwards...

[befsquire]

i voted for ass, since i'm not a fan of men with bigger tits than mine.

[Drederick Tatum]

personally, I'm all about teh boobs.

[befsquire]

i'd think you'd want them about equal, since no man wants a woman with a totally flat ass or a flat chest.

this one girl i went to law school with was so pretty. i couldn't understand why she was single. and then one day i was walking behind her. worst. ass. ever.

[Otis Driftwood]

Somebody tell pads that the girls got one more asset...:cool:

[icy manipulator]

best of both worlds

[Lex Diamonds]

Somebody tell pads that the girls got one more asset...:cool:
Ass and tits are the only things you can use to make a snap "would I tap it" judgement the first time you see a girl.

There are two things I can think you might be talking about: the vagina, which you don't get to see/feel the first time you see a girl (at least not in the places I go out to). And the face, which no one really cares about anyway.

[icy manipulator]

as long as you have cleavage, it doesn't matter which way it's facing

[HEIRESS]

assNtittiesassassNtitties

[mikizee]

Ive always been an ass guy. Its the first thing i check out when i see a hot girl. Sometimes my friends will say 'holy shit, did you see her tits??' and I'll be like 'tits?? didn't even see em. I was too busy checking out her ass!!!'

i like to squeeze them.

[befsquire]

And the face, which no one really cares about anyway.
so you're saying that you'd pick an ugly girl with either tits or an ass over a hot chick whose tits are smaller / ass isn't as good as the ugly one? keep in mind, your friends will see you, in public, with the ugly chick.

[mikizee]

so you're saying that you'd pick an ugly girl with either tits or an ass over a hot chick whose tits are smaller / ass isn't as good as the ugly one? keep in mind, your friends will see you, in public, with the ugly chick.

you read my mind

[Tzar]

ass for me. you can grind with an ass on the dancefloor; you can pinch an ass and slap one without getting into TOO much trouble; you can't get implants for them and fuck them up with scars or whatever.

g-strings ftw

[befsquire]

i think they do have ass implants. also, you can buy underwear that add to your ass.

[Tzar]

i think they do have ass implants. also, you can buy underwear that add to your ass.
is this a joke? you can ass-implants? (n)

just get a bit fat, get your ass bigger, loose all the other weight again and tone your ass up. end of problem.

[Kid Presentable]

Conversation. No doubt.

[zorra_chiflada]

butterface!

[QueenAdrock]

my tits > my ass

I voted that way, too. But on the upside, my notoriously small ass has actually grown recently. Hi5.

[QueenAdrock]

is this a joke? you can ass-implants? (n)

Yup. I saw a girl get butt implants on one of those surgery shows, she couldn't sit for a week. Before & After's! (http://www.bodyimplants.com/buttockimplant_gallery.html)

[The Notorious LOL]

ass. I love boobahs but ass always wins.

[Kid Presentable]

Tits. And Ass.

[Praying Mantis]

tits (must be real) and then eyes.

[monkey]

i vote for my tits. my tits are fantastic.

[Chicka B]

I voted for tits because that's the one thing I'm proud of. By the way, some of them butt implants turned out ok but some are just horrible. :(

[weez]

booty, hands down.

boobs are fun.....but looking at a girls fine ass in jeans is heaven.

[QueenAdrock]

I would have thought it'd be titties hands-down, because it's a body part specific to the female. I believe it was Seinfeld who said that it's a good thing he didn't have boobs cuz he'd spend all day sitting at home playing with them. He's not as interested in asses, cuz he has an ass, that's nothing new. But titties! Oh man, titties are something new and wonderful to men.

[jackrock]

I would have thought it'd be titties hands-down, because it's a body part specific to the female. I believe it was Seinfeld who said that it's a good thing he didn't have boobs cuz he'd spend all day sitting at home playing with them. He's not as interested in asses, cuz he has an ass, that's nothing new. But titties! Oh man, titties are something new and wonderful to men.
Why would I be a leg-man? I've got legs.

[Genocide Tulips]

I prefer my boobs. They're fun and it's always enjoyable messing with the guys when you know they are trying so hard not to look at the cleavage and I just shove it in their faces even more until they finally break and I embarass the hell out of them. I am mean, but I could be worse.

For guys, I always check the face first, followed by upper body and lastly the lower half.

[DroppinScience]

I loves me some booty, but boobs are a wonderful thing to fondle. (y)

[Gareth]

stankin ass bitches that need to wash up
dont get mad when i dont want to fuck
you need soap and water soap and water
soap and water soap and Water

[Randetica]

50/50

[synch]

I would have thought it'd be titties hands-down, because it's a body part specific to the female. I believe it was Seinfeld who said that it's a good thing he didn't have boobs cuz he'd spend all day sitting at home playing with them. He's not as interested in asses, cuz he has an ass, that's nothing new. But titties! Oh man, titties are something new and wonderful to men.
I don't know if Seinfeld said it too but Steve Martin said that in LA Story.

I remember an episode of Seinfeld where they were discussing this though so it might have been in that one. George said "Why are you a leg man? What are you supposed to do with legs? I have legs!"

[zorra_chiflada]

turd put it pretty well when he said tits are like dessert - but ass is the meat and potatoes.

[Junker]

ASS all the way!

[Lex Diamonds]

turd put it pretty well when he said tits are like dessert - but ass is the meat and potatoes.
That's a good way of putting it. (y)

[TurdBerglar]

everyone wants cakes but you can live off of steak and hasbrowns

[zorra_chiflada]

bacon and eggs

[Otis Driftwood]

I prefer my boobs. They're fun and it's always enjoyable messing with the guys when you know they are trying so hard not to look at the cleavage and I just shove it in their faces even more until they finally break and I embarass the hell out of them. I am mean, but I could be worse.

For guys, I always check the face first, followed by upper body and lastly the lower half.
Do you now? I wonder what you'd do if I just totally ignored them and started doing shit to yo ass! :rolleyes:

[beastieangel01]

stankin ass bitches that need to wash up
dont get mad when i dont want to fuck
you need soap and water soap and water
soap and water soap and Water

water water water water water water water water

(y)

[Lex Diamonds]

ASS + TITS FTW

[b i o n i c]

you can make tits into an ass sometimes but you can never make an tits out of an ass

[Lex Diamonds]

Why did Skye choose to self-censor the word "f*ck" whilst talking about her sexual fetish for hairy moles? :confused:

[-T-]

I would have thought it'd be titties hands-down, because it's a body part specific to the female. I believe it was Seinfeld who said that it's a good thing he didn't have boobs cuz he'd spend all day sitting at home playing with them. He's not as interested in asses, cuz he has an ass, that's nothing new. But titties! Oh man, titties are something new and wonderful to men.


I'm sorry but the words seinfeld and boobs reminds me of the bro.. or the manzere...

http://www.sacbee.com/static/rich_content_images/124627-seinfeld3.jpg

[jo-nathan]

I got to have both!!!!!!!!!
But if forced to choose
ARSE(!)