POST HERE AND I SHALL GIVE THEE A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

[DandyFop]

Miracle otherwise known as gift.

[milleson]

Fist.

I got something for you too. (http://www.kiwi-sheepskins.com/images/lrg-mittens-adult.jpg)

[Yorkshire~Rose]

hello :)

[TAL]

$$$$$

[DandyFop]

Fist.

I got something for you too. (http://www.kiwi-sheepskins.com/images/lrg-mittens-adult.jpg)

wow those are awesome

but they will never live up to my gift!!

http://www.cowboychuck.com/images/pics/8559_hot_tub_cartoon.jpg

It's a personalized hot tub cartoon!! For the couple who loves to relax in the hot tub. Personalized with first names. Available as male/female, female/female, or male/male.

You and your husband will cherish it forever, I know

[Chicka B]

Ooh this sounds intriguing!

[Bob]

i want a christmas miracle

[synch]

Miracle 4tw!

[venusvenus123]

health!:)

[DandyFop]

hello :)

Okay this is more a gift for the little one, but I couldn't pass it up...though she might need a bit of time to grow into it

http://images.redenvelope.com/is/image/production/FA05_159061_W?nanos=770&qlt=75,0&resMode=sharp&op_usm=0.5,1.0,0.0,0&wid=250&hei=250

Rub-a-dub-dub. This cuddly robe is both soft and bath-friendly. With its bright colors and cozy warmth, it's the perfect tub-time wrap.

[DandyFop]

$$$$$

Pretty self-explainable here

http://storeforlovers.com/images/products/550/lickety_dicks.jpg

Turn his shaft of love into a delicious candy stick with edible condoms. Wrap one of these Licketty Dick's Blankets of Bliss around your lover, then wrap your lips around him for a sensation that is sure to raise his spirits. In 4 tantalizing flavors: cherry, banana, passion fruit and mint.

It's like a fruit roll up for your ding dong!

[DandyFop]

I have to eat but I will come back and finish!

[TAL]

Condoms for blowjobs? :confused:

[synch]

Well, you don't know where he's been.

[Caribou]

They're for vegitarians.

[ToucanSpam]

I'll take one.

[ET]

It's something a wife would do. Get to work.:mad:

;)

[TOY]

Yo

[beastieangel01]

I would enjoy a gift if you don't mind!

[abcdefz]

I'll take one miracle to go, please. (y)

[kleptomaniac]

merry christmas! :D

[monkey]

i thought about starting such a thread. im glad you did it instead. now i get to be presented. hehehehe.

thankyou!

[b-grrrlie]

I totally want a miracle!!

[DandyFop]

Ooh this sounds intriguing!

You all thought I left didn't you!! Not so fast buddy

Chicka, check out this stylish, compact and....neato fashion accessory!

http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/foldinghat-title.gif

We've never seen anything quite like it. When unfolded, it's a sturdy "pith-helmet" type hat. But it's brilliant design lets you fold it up to practically nothing. It's sort of like a folding fan, but 3-D and you put it on your head.

As you can see in the photos, it comes in various colors and patterns. (our stupid choice) There's a drawstring that lets you securely fasten the hat under your chin.

Sure, you can buy hats that are goofier or hats that are more practical, but this one strikes a nice balance. And if you buy one, we're pretty sure you'll get lots of compliments like, "Hey, where'd you get that semi-remarkable hat?"

http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/foldhat-4.jpg

[DandyFop]

i want a christmas miracle

Bobby boy, we all know you are very busy with school as of late, so I picked out the perfect thing for you next time you are up all night drinking and picking your nose instead of working on that law homework

http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/homework-1.jpg

The Dog Ate My Homework is absolute proof that the dog did, indeed, consume your homework.

How does it achieve this remarkable feat? It's a mound of very authentic-looking dog poop with fragments of homework scattered throughout. If Rover had indeed eaten your homework, something like this would eventually come out for the world to see.

So, the next time you fail to do your homework, place some The Dog Ate My Homework in a Ziplock bag and tote it to school. When the teacher asks for your assignment, hold out the bag and say your excuse.

http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/homework-2.jpg

Plus now you'll always have a response to the question "Yall got fake poo?"

[na§tee]

dandy, i secretly wanted you as my secret santa receive-ee (speaking of which, i sent that motherfucker last friday, it should be were-its-going already!) so i could get you this:

HORRIFIED B MOVIE VICTIMS! (http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/horrified-b-movie-victims/index.html)
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/store/assets/images/product/bmovie/bmovie_pop.jpg

me plz now!

[DandyFop]

Miracle 4tw!

Oh my this is horribly cheesy....so I wanted to find something like "my heart is in kentucky"

Well this is the closest thing I could come up with

http://www.atasteofkentucky.com/product/images/Derby/680.jpg

[cosmo105]

MAKE IT FANCY

[DandyFop]

health!:)

Every minute counts in a day right?? Well, forget the .5 seconds it takes to stir cream or sugar into that coffee each day! Because now you've got -

The Self-Stirring Coffee Mug!!

http://s7ondemand1.scene7.com/is/image/Hammacher/73062?wid=180


Self-Stirring Mug
A favorite gift among our customers, this mug has a miniature battery-operated propeller at the bottom of the well that spins at 3,000 rpms at the touch of a button on the handle, automatically stirring your beverage and eliminating the need to dispose of stirrers or find a place to leave coffee-dampened spoons. At your command the propeller re-stirs mugs of hot chocolate, coffee, or tea, preventing chocolate or sugar from settling out of solution, and overcoming the traditional challenge of adequately mixing honey in a hot drink.

Now you have all the more time to read g-mile or cmute hitting on various ladies of the board.

[QueenAdrock]

I WANT A PONY!

[synch]

Oh my this is horribly cheesy....so I wanted to find something like "my heart is in kentucky"

Well this is the closest thing I could come up with

http://www.atasteofkentucky.com/product/images/Derby/680.jpg
Heh, well I did cook for her.

[befsquire]

<3 miracles.

[Loppfessor]

I want one