Things that amuse me about elderly people

[trailerprincess]

1. When I see them using mobile phones.

2. Why they (probably) have all day to go to the supermarket and choose to go as soon as it opens at 8am.

3. Why they all seem to drive Nissan Micras.


Things that annoy me about elderly people

1. When they drive a 5mph on any road, let alone hog a lane on the motorway in their Nissan Micras.

[TOY]

I hate old people with a burning passion. I hope they die.

[Planetary]

I hate old people with a burning passion. I hope they die.

hoping old people die is the most pointless thing ever because theyre gonna die soon. you're better off hoping...like...for nice boobs...

[Freebasser]

When my dad double clicks things on the internet it's pretty fuckin' funny.

[TOY]

hoping old people die is the most pointless thing ever because theyre gonna die soon. you're better off hoping...like...for nice boobs...

Stop being a cunt. I was trying to be clever/stupid and cute at the same time, y'know, to make up for my Amazon nipps.

[synch]

When my dad double clicks things on the internet it's pretty fuckin' funny.I know!
You don't... need... to...
Nevermind.

[Freebasser]

I swear he thinks he's still using Windows 3.11.

[Drederick Tatum]

When my dad double clicks things on the internet it's pretty fuckin' funny.

haha. yeah.

[ScarySquirrel]

Old people driving Nissans? Yeah, right.

At least, hey, around me they all seem to either drive Cadillacs or Dodge Neons. It's kind of weird when they drive Neons though...

[camo]

1. When they drive a 5mph on any road, let alone hog a lane on the motorway in their Nissan Micras.


when they walk infront of you in town and just stop for no reason.

Old people based products...I love those adverts you see in the sunday papers for those totally white (or black) trainers for about £20. It always has a picture of someone folding the trainer in half to show how comfy they are and how the sole is non slippy even in icy conditions. And those sun glasses that they can wear over they're reading glasses. :D

[TAL]

Echewta is amusing.

[synch]

When their "Ooops, I crapped my pants" leaks it can be both funny and annoying.Especially when playing tennis.

[Loppfessor]

I hate old people with a burning passion. I hope they die.

I couldn't agree more...for my 70th birthday I'm jumping off a bridge

[beastiegirrl101]

when they steal all the Equal / Splenda at restaurants because they are too cheap to buy them at the store.