DON'T WRONG ME, BOYO!

[TOY]

I want opinions. (Feel free to be brutally honest, but play it nice. No cracks about my ugly tits, k?)

Anyway..

I've been "dating" this guy for roughly three months. At first we had established it as being a "no strings attached" deal, we were just "rolling with it", but since it's become, rather, unspoken of as far as labels go. So I think..?

Even if this isn't something MORE, still.. I do not want to be played. If the guy wanted strictly sex, would he:

-introduce me to/invite me out with his friends

-have me over at his parent's house for dinner/the works a few times and introduce me to the scary, opinionated grandma (she made me cookies, btw)

-display his affections publicly (y'know... the kind that can REALLY annoy somebody)

-invite me over to his parent's for their Christmas eve gathering-thing

-gets very jealous when I mention the Asian guy

Oh, and..

-everytime I get in his car, play this cheesy, lovey-dovey rock ballad we both share a mutual love for


*huff*

k

I think he's also getting me a Christmas present. I'm guessing a Joe Strummer DVD and perfume. I have no idea what to get him. So.. IDEAS!

He's a jock/complete opposite of me
He doesn't wear cologne
He already owns a copy of Donnie Darko
and
I don't want to get 'too' personal and freak him out, like...

Fuck. I'm not used to this.

[TOY]

Guitar Hero

Nope


I already have it on hold and am purchasing it for MYSELF

[Planetary]

some nice boobs

[Loppfessor]

Watches make nice gifts and everyone likes watches

[camo]

a vile of your blood so he can wear it around his neck

[camo]

Watches make nice gifts and everyone likes watches

captain hook?!?!?

[Freebasser]

Are you Welsh now?

[ericlee]

Honestly, I don't think he's just wanting your vagina. He seems to be going a little far out of his way if that's the case.

I don't think you'd scare him off if you get him something for Christmas as well. If he's a jock then perhaps a nice pair of sneakers? Ask him what his favorite team is and get him a baseball cap with their logo?

I don't know but I'm trying to help. I really hate jocks.

[Loppfessor]

captain hook?!?!?


Umm he has two hands ya know...what ya think he walks around all day like "Hey buddy ya got the time?"

[Yeti]

This thread makes me laugh because my nickname in High School was Boyo.
I was on the baseball team when I came up to bat the announcer said--now batting Steve Boyo. My last name is Boyd. Of course, everyone on my team starting calling me Boyo and it stuck.

It was pronounced Bo Yo. Like Bo Jackson.

[Loppfessor]

I don't know but I'm trying to help. I really hate jocks.


Why? Seen one too many 80s movies???

[Lex Diamonds]

This thread makes me laugh because my nickname in High School was Boyo.
I was on the baseball team when I came up to bat the announcer said--now batting Steve Boyo. My last name is Boyd. Of course, everyone on my team starting calling me Boyo and it stuck.

It was pronounced Bo Yo. Like Bo Jackson.
Steve Boyd, Amarillo, Texas. Got it. So, what hours are you typically out of the house? And would the value of all the valuables in your house match that of a return plane ticket from London?

[Dorothy Wood]

get him a subscription to Sports Illustrated!

I dated a jock in college. I don't think I ever got him a present though. I helped him pick out pants because he wanted to look more like a frat boy. I should've dumped him right there at the outlet mall.



umm, also, boys are nuts and don't know what they want. but you probably already know that.

bengay?

[Auton]

hello, ms. wood ;)

[Dorothy Wood]

HI AUTONS!!! ;)

[Auton]

;) ;) ;)

[Loppfessor]

get him a subscription to Sports Illustrated!



Worst gift ev-er!

[beastieangel01]

umm, also, boys are nuts and don't know what they want. but you probably already know that.

this is true. although, it definitely sounds like he likes you and not just your vagina.

so that's cool. not sure about a gift though I suck at that. However the few times I've REALLY been in to someone, I drew them as a gift. 3 times total. The first two ended up in relationships. The last no idea since he hasn't gotten it yet.

My point is, using your talent for a gift is a nice gesture (y)

[g-mile7]

give him the gift of head

[Dorothy Wood]

Worst gift ev-er!

I was being sarcastic, dickweed

[camo]

Umm he has two hands ya know...what ya think he walks around all day like "Hey buddy ya got the time?"

no! In the story the croc that bit his hand off also swallowed a clock so he's scared of clocks and watches!

[TOY]

give him the gift of head

Already been done. wutwutnb hmjnhhhhhhhhhhh

my cat just walked over the keyboard :p

[Loppfessor]

I was being sarcastic, dickweed
Yeah right you're probably on hold with SI right now trying to cancel the 8 subscriptions you got for people


no! In the story the croc that bit his hand off also swallowed a clock so he's scared of clocks and watches!

Even digital ones?

[camo]

Yeah right you're probably on hold with SI right now trying to cancel the 8 subscriptions you got for people




Even digital ones?

smart ass (y)

[TOY]

I dated a jock in college. I don't think I ever got him a present though. I helped him pick out pants because he wanted to look more like a frat boy. I should've dumped him right there at the outlet mall.



umm, also, boys are nuts and don't know what they want. but you probably already know that.

I went shopping with him last month and it was actually a lot of fun considering I'm into FASHION, rawrawraw! He bought a few shirts I had picked out, as well as this glam-rocky sort of suit jacket. Jeans too, I think. "Make it work." LOLZ!@ But srslay... I got all fuzzy inside when he'd come out of the fitting rooms asking MY opinion, I guess, me thinking it actually mattered. "It's too tight", "stand up straight", blablabla. Like a mom? Okay.. Ew. Nevermind I guess. :"\


They are nuts, and I'm somewhat aware. Either they're head-over-heels 'in love' after staring into your eyes at a horribly-lit McDonald's, or simply semi-smitten until, whatever this is, becomes boring and he moves out to Cali never to be seen or heard from again. :)

One thing I can say that's pretty fucked up are the little games he'll play. They're innocent for now I suppose. Example: I make mention of Asian guy and how we're friends, blabla, and he'll respond with something like "Oh, did the two of you make-out?" No. "But you love Asian culture and stuff, so you must love Asian boys." ( ,-,)? He'll push the envelope after comments like that by saying "Oh, this girl from college... She was so hot. This girl I know... SHE'S GORGEOUS!" digdigdig But surprisingly enough, I play it very cool with an "eh" attitude. "That's nice."