Caribou
12-18-2006, 05:52 PM
I haven't gotten any prezzies from you in years. Not even from your dutch cousin aka Sinterklaas. This makes you suck.
BUT, you can make up for it by giving me these things this year:
- My drivers license (without lessons. Just give me the knowledge.)
- A diploma to get into university.
- A scandinavian boyfriend with a guitar.
Just the latter would be fine too. Now gimme it or I will tell every kid on the whole planet that you are totally bogus and lame, and none of them will believe in you anymore and you will stop existing.
It's your choice santa...
GI'US IT!
BUT, you can make up for it by giving me these things this year:
- My drivers license (without lessons. Just give me the knowledge.)
- A diploma to get into university.
- A scandinavian boyfriend with a guitar.
Just the latter would be fine too. Now gimme it or I will tell every kid on the whole planet that you are totally bogus and lame, and none of them will believe in you anymore and you will stop existing.
It's your choice santa...
GI'US IT!