fuck, my nipples hurt

[b i o n i c]

what the fuck? i literally had to take my shirt off - my friggin nipples are killing me! they burn! am i supposed to do something? am i supposed tuh rub ointments awl ova my nipply-nips? should i bring my shoes?

[DandyFop]

17 views and no comments = everyone's creeped out by your thread

[zorra_chiflada]

nipples!

[korn_phr33k]

well did you do anything to em?

[jackrock]

Quit dipping them in hot sauce!

[Randetica]

i used tea oil when my nipples were itching but i forgot if it helped
and you said they are hurting and not itching so forget my post

[TAL]

Ask Turd.

[Randetica]

he needs to turd one out before he can ask it

[TAL]

I feel good.

[Randetica]

tal feels good

[Laver1969]

Have you tried spreading mustard on your nips?

[koolBASD]

Maybe they are growing bigger...YOU'LL GONNA HAVE BIIG BOOBS.Threat'em right :)

[ms.peachy]

my nipples hurt too, but I suspect for an entirely different reason.

Still, you could try some Kamillosan :) works for me

[na§tee]

i read somewhere someone describing that breast feeding it not unlike pushing a million tiny pieces of glass through your nipples :eek: tell me, is this true?

[Knuckles]

Dude, you can't wear these (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.vibrators-faq.com/sex-toys/images/vibrating-nipple-clamps.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.vibrators-faq.com/sex-toys/nipple-clamps.html&h=191&w=207&sz=22&hl=en&sig2=9QUvalvK-ClxKV2-S8UZAA&start=35&tbnid=0Hjr92NKQl0ZmM:&tbnh=97&tbnw=105&ei=kPGHRYP5J8fMJMuG0MkP&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dnipple%2Bclamps%26start%3D18%26ndsp%3 D18%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff%26 sa%3DN) all day long.

[b i o n i c]

17 views and no comments = everyone's creeped out by your thread

:P!!


and it did sorta feel like thousands of pieces of glass rubbing them ouch.

[Dorothy Wood]

my nipples hurt too. I should put on a bra, but I'm not going to!

[Big Gus]

Hippie!

[Dorothy Wood]

it's my day off!

[Big Gus]

Oh, thats OK then.

[Dorothy Wood]

actually, I just put one on. I have to go to the bike shop for a new tire and it's chilly outside.

[beastieangel01]

that's happened to me before but I think it's because someone played with them too rough.

tell that girl to go easy on oyu, bionic!

[b i o n i c]

it was nothing of the sort! perverts!

[Big Gus]

Was it a high nylon or polyester shirt? i think it's something to do with static.

Your nips basically turn into mini tesla coils while you are walking down the street.

[ericlee]

My brother had painful nipples a while back. In fact, one was swollen and when he squeezed it a clear liquid came out.

Yeah, tmi but true. Maybe you should squeeze your nips and if they secrete something then let me know and I'll take you on to step 2.

[Laver1969]

I majored in mustard body applications.

Yellow mustard should be used on tender nipples, which tend to "sweat," making the nipples sore. Yellow mustard -- which has excellent gelling and water binding qualities -- can absorb excess moisture when applied to nipples.

[Freebasser]

Fuck my nipples hard!

[b i o n i c]

excellent research!... im gonna try the mustard, L



eric, i just spent the last 20 minutes squeezing my nipples here at work... no clear fluids yet other than in long squirt that went over the cubicle, i dont know what color it was

[na§tee]

i'm sorta turned on.

[ET]

Only sorta?!

[Big Gus]

By the thought of sore nipples... I'm not... er... feelin' it.

[b i o n i c]

i'm sorta turned on.


whoa i did it again... there it goes over the cubicle!

[beastiegirrl101]

! (http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00027CGWQ.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

[b i o n i c]

! (http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00027CGWQ.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)


is this what chicks slather on their tits when they hurt

[beastiegirrl101]

is this what chicks slather on their tits when they hurt

i need to say slather more.

and no.

[b i o n i c]

they why would you suggest such slathering products for mine!

[beastiegirrl101]

they why would you suggest such slathering products for mine!

it's for chapped body parts!

[b i o n i c]

oh so its for slathering on chapped tits then. gotcha

[beastiegirrl101]

here (http://www.uddercream.com/)

[ericlee]

excellent research!... im gonna try the mustard, L



eric, i just spent the last 20 minutes squeezing my nipples here at work... no clear fluids yet other than in long squirt that went over the cubicle, i dont know what color it was

I'll have to ask him what the doctor's diagnosis was. It was like 15 years ago so I can't really remember what the problem was. He was also complaining about his nipples hurting.

Ok, now I'll take you to step 2. Which is me laughing at you because you were squeezing your nips and thinking about me. Hahaha.

[b i o n i c]

of course i was while sitting shirtless in my cubicle squeezing my nipples and squirting shit over the cubicles, sure i was :D(y)

[Otis Driftwood]

what the fuck? i literally had to take my shirt off - my friggin nipples are killing me! they burn! am i supposed to do something? am i supposed tuh rub ointments awl ova my nipply-nips? should i bring my shoes?
With you I never know if its girlie or manboob nips.--.

[na§tee]

i read "nipple" recently and thought of you.

the book that i'm reading atm included the word nipple. NO it's not some erotic fiction before i get my hands on my boyfriend for the first time in three weeks. the protagonist in the book was preparing some old fashioned gun, and it has a nipple, apparently! :confused:

that is all.

christmas nipples!

[b i o n i c]

With you I never know if its girlie or manboob nips.--.


stop thinking of my nipples, then. get yer own

[b i o n i c]

i read "nipple" recently and thought of you.

the book that i'm reading atm included the word nipple. NO it's not some erotic fiction before i get my hands on my boyfriend for the first time in three weeks. the protagonist in the book was preparing some old fashioned gun, and it has a nipple, apparently! :confused:

that is all.

christmas nipples!




is the nipple what they call that little thing that sticks up at the tip that you use to aim with? i love christmas nipples

[ericlee]

so how's the nips today? Still hurting?

[b i o n i c]

they're aight. christmas sucked though, i slept for 30 hours straight. sick like a fuck. we usually celebrate the 24th anyway. eh, there's still new years

[ericlee]

yeah, christmas sucked for me too. Both my wife and I had to work and no family came. Not even my daughter.

I think I'd rather have sore lactating nipples.

[Randetica]

my x mas sucked too

*group nipple hug*