saddest mo'fuckin thread ever

[like2_drink]

my bong broke:( ..have you guys ever lost a loved one?

[Caribou]

My condolences dude. *hugs*

[Genocide Tulips]

Some kids had their 400 or so dollar bong confiscated by the police. That was a sad day, indeed.

[Schmeltz]

My first pipe, Watson, I broke while cleaning with a pen. Punched a big hole in his bowl. Stupid.

My third pipe, Captain Hazel Murphy (after Sealab), was stolen by this trashy bitch I used to work with. I got her roommate (who was cute and into me) to try and steal it back, but she couldn't find it. Then the trashy bitch moved away. Fuckin slut.

My fourth pipe, Geico, was one of the best I've ever seen. He was all kinds of ill reds and greens and a little glass lizard was mounted on the stem. I dropped him while packing the bowl in the bathroom at work and I was so, so choked.

My fifth pipe, Iggie, was shaped like a lizard - the bowl was in his stomach (so he just looked like a little statue if you set him on the table) and you smoked out of his tail. Had little legs and everything. He lost a leg when I closed him in a car door, then two more when I dropped him on the pavement a few weeks later. So I got rid of him.

My bong, the Chronic Extra, was really really scummy so I decided to clean it. I left it soaking in warm water for about an hour while I did dishes. When I went to pull the bowl out it was in two pieces - it must have broken at some point but the rez held it together. I couldn't get the Chronic very clean either, so I tossed it.

That leaves me with my second pipe, Watson II (now retired to my bedside table drawer) and my newest pipe Jin. Every now and then I take a puff in honour of the fallen and all the good times we've had together. God bless us every one.

[Dorothy Wood]

who pays $400 for a bong?

we smoke bowls in this house because we're ladies. I just got a pipe at a store in arizona called "made in mexico". it was $4.99 and it's carved out of a rock, a shiny rock, it's pretty awesome-looking. no carb tho, and we had to fashion a screen. oh well, it was five bucks.

I also got a little Day of the Dead diorama with a skeleton priest and a half-naked dude on his knees with gold sparkles in the background. it rules so hard.

[like2_drink]

for real, mine was the punisher. black with white strips down it. beautiful
fucked your lungs for real

jessica jumped up on the counter ( pretend you know jessica ), went to take her coat off or somethin an smacked it..i almost smiled when i turned around to find out it was my bong. never so much anger in me

[monkey]

awww this is a sad occasion:(

[like2_drink]

we should all e-blaze sometime to commemorate
no crack-heads

[Schmeltz]

Jin and myself are about to sit down for a session. We'll dedicate it to your bong.

*Salutes*

[Pootytang]

I got popped a while back and my pipe found a new home in the police evidence locker. I tried to adopt because I had my stems tied after that horrific experience, but I can't seem to find another to take its place. I miss my pipey pipe.