well, it's finally happened....

[kleptomaniac]

i just got high speed internet today....and everything is going so fast!!!!! (!) (!)

this is the best (early) christmas present ever (y)
and no, i'm not going to abuse my gift and d/l a bunch of porn... :rolleyes:

[kleptomaniac]

*tear* i'm so happy for me....

[Loppfessor]

hey the first thing I did when I finally got high speed was download a bunch of porn....so porn on my friend!

[kleptomaniac]

haha thanks but no thanks

[jabumbo]

if you don't download porn, you will be letting everyone down, especially your dad (n)

[TurdBerglar]

this is a child, people! have some god damn decency! what should should really be doing is streaming live video of herself doing unmentionable acts!

[TAL]

Congratulations!

Now you have internet speed to match your hyper personality (y)

[kleptomaniac]

merry christmas toooo meeeee!! :D :D :D



do i really come off as being hyper?? :confused: (!)

[Freebasser]

Congratulations!

My one-liners and candid remarks will now be accompanied by animated gifs of me holding up a sign telling you how funny the accompanying joke was on a scale of 1-10, free of charge of course.

[kleptomaniac]

free of charge?! unreal!

[Freebasser]

Did I say free of charge? I meant $100 per minute, from the minute you even think about paying for it til the minute you die.

[kleptomaniac]

good deal (y)