I stole zach galifianakis' altoid

[Dorothy Wood]

yuss!

also, he came into the audience and asked me my name and I said it and then he said a joke and then everyone laughed and then we got married.

:cool:

[jabumbo]

DID HE HAVE A BEARD???

[Dorothy Wood]

HE HAD A MOUSTACHE

[jabumbo]

OH COME ON!!!



screw that then, its so not worth it. i don't even care anymore

[cosmo105]

ohhhhh i hate you. we saw him and the other CoC last tuesday. well worth the 4 hours of sleep i got before my bio lab final. he had a beard then, and then he shaved it for the end of the night :cool:

[jabumbo]

ohhhhh i hate you. we saw him and the other CoC last tuesday. well worth the 4 hours of sleep i got before my bio lab final. he had a beard then, and then he shaved it for the end of the night :cool:


you win. i lose. game over



why doesnt anything interesting ever happen here?

[cosmo105]

totally legal video of said night (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4oM0cFTzks)

also on said night
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9fS1IyDtE0)
also also on said night (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW2PW2pD68U)

pretty much the best night of my life.

[DandyFop]

IT IS OKAY IT IS OKAY I WILL MOVE TO NEW YORK TO BE NEAR FUNNY PEOPLE GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

this is what I tell myself every day :mad: :mad: :mad:

[tracky]

he's pretty funny in Dog Bites Man (y) that's all I've really seen of him

what's an altoid?

[Dorothy Wood]

anyway, it was a thing that Will Oldham hosted. He wants to be a comedian or something now. I don't even really know much about that guy, but apparently he is verra popular. anyway, the hipsters and comedy junkies were out in full force and we even scalped some tickets to this thing. Zach Galifianakis was a total surprise! I was super excited.

I almost got into a fight with this stupid short fat girl in front because it was a tiny tiny bar with a makeshift stage and there was about a 5x10' area in front of the stage that wasn't occupied, so I walked on up there and wasn't even sure where to stand because there was a band off to the side and anyway, she goes, "I'd prefer it if you didn't stand there!" and I said, "oh! well, pardon, me I saw an open spot and no line of demarcation!" and she said, "well, we didn't want to stand on top of the stage!" and I was like, "uhhh, well, there's plenty of room". I totally should've punched her. but I stayed in front anyway and laughed like a banshee. and she was a dumb cunt who made little comments to try to be funny during the comedians sets. and I was like, "you're a dumb cunt, get out of here, I am truly laughing and enjoying this and you are just a comedy groupie who is judging and commenting on jokes".

and then we got married.

zach asked me who my favorite member of al qaeda is and I faltered, (an answer wasn't part of the joke, as he didn't really give me time to offer one), but I should've said, "your mom". :(

then they kicked everyone out because the demand was so great, they added another show...otherwise I would've tried to touch his penis.

[Dorothy Wood]

totally legal video of said night (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4oM0cFTzks)

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ah ha ha, he did those exact same jokes. although he extended the isuxdix part and said he ordered it on purpose.