Im so Canadian that:

[HEIRESS]

I went and played hockey with my dad tonight in a local arena and then I drank pilsner beer from a cooler in the locker-room

oh jah eh, fawking schweet eh.

[The Notorious LOL]

sounds pretty northern Minnesota to me...although it might as well be Canada.

[Rancid_Beasties]

I'm so australian i played footy, watched the cricket, drank vb and had a bbq all at the same time on the weekend.

[HEIRESS]

true that, double true

[cosmo105]

i'm so american i ate too much for dinner and am now sitting on my ass! :cool:

[TurdBerglar]

do non americans sit on their elbows or something?

[HEIRESS]

oh and the locker-room after party also had cheese balls and crackers and pickles and a bag of pepperoni sticks and sardines in ze can and roasted peanuts and boxes of chocolates and tater chips and did I mention pickles, ah yes yes pickles

man, I love christmas get-t0-gethers

[Calimero jr.]

I'm so Swiss that I shit banknotes.....

[koolBASD]

I'm so eastern european, i went to a football match and scream bad thing about referee's mother when my team is loosing.

[na§tee]

cheese balls
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! PUT. THE. CHEESEBALL. DOWN.

NO! not the horrible cheesey footballs with soft cheese in the centre?!

god! these are seriously the worst things about christmas! /spits contents of mouth out.

i'm quite impressed you managed to eat those things!

oh, and if "oh jah eh, fawking schweet eh" is meant to be canadian, then i'd hasten to add that in a scots accent would sound very dingwall-ian/inverness area. where the manfriend and flatmates are from (y) respect!

[Randetica]

im so bored that i read this thread

[icy manipulator]

i am so gorgeous, there's a 6 month waiting list for birds to suddenly appear everytime i am near:cool:

[QueenAdrock]

oh and the locker-room after party also had cheese balls and crackers and pickles and a bag of pepperoni sticks and sardines in ze can and roasted peanuts and boxes of chocolates and tater chips and did I mention pickles, ah yes yes pickles

man, I love christmas get-t0-gethers

That's not that Canadian. Add donairs made with moose meat, and then you got a winning ticket. (y)

[HEIRESS]

and I own moonboots, and my neighbors have an ourdoor rink in their backyard, and I have at one time had a shot called a "flapjack" which is maple syrup and vodka

[Dr Deaf]

i've always thought of you as much more canadian than me. you're like beachcombers grade canadian; whereas i lived in ontario. which is like buffalo with free health care.

please tell me more about this flap jack shot. i used to chug pure maple syrup by the liter. i blame to many school trips to the maple syrup forest as a kid.

[monkey]

i lived in toronto once upon a time. that's all the canadian i can claim. hehee.

[jackrock]

I live in the Boreal Forest 2 months of the year. We ride the meese into the sunset every night.

[Dr Deaf]

i'd say that toronto is like canada's nyc.

it's a world class city with world class people.

[monkey]

i just remember how freakin clean it is. i have never seen such a clean city (though boston is kinda almost like that too).

[Dr Deaf]

wow. what year was this? i'm assuming you weren't in china town or living there during the big garbage strike. awful.

i thought nyc was wickedly clean when i visted. like theme park clean for real.

[monkey]

oh it was 92. a long long time ago. i dont remember chinatown. i remember the horseshoe shaped public transportation system. and i lived in north york, i think.

new york is DIRRRTY. they try to keep it clean, but it's not... pristine. the cleanest parts, of course, are the touristy places. midtown is unusually clean considering the number of people trashing it constantly.

[HEIRESS]

i've always thought of you as much more canadian than me. you're like beachcombers grade canadian; whereas i lived in ontario. which is like buffalo with free health care.

please tell me more about this flap jack shot. i used to chug pure maple syrup by the liter. i blame to many school trips to the maple syrup forest as a kid.

BEACHCOMBERS!!!!! (<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kUYQVXPv27k"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kUYQVXPv27k" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>)

and dont flatter me, you are as canadian as The Littlest Hobo (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/Thelittlesthobo.jpg)

and yeah, the flapjack shots are actually pretty nice, you have to make sure the syrup is warmish so that itll flow out of the glass at a decent pace, regardless its basically like you are shooting straight vodka and then chasing it with ze syrup!

[Kid Presentable]

I'm so Kiwi I moved to Australia. (y)

[fucktopgirl]

I am so québécoise !!!!!!


TABARNAK !

[ToucanSpam]

I'm so Canadian I have three different kinds of maple syrup.:cool:

[camo]

I'm so english I don't know what hockey is

[ToucanSpam]

I'm so Canadian I have a full set of hockey gear, just in case.


I also have a hockey jersey from our 2002 gold medal performance at Salt Lake Cizzay.

[na§tee]

i'm so canadian that i know how to use "hoser" as a derogatory term!

[fucktopgirl]

I am so québécoise that i like to speak en francais juste pour énerver les anglais!!

[ToucanSpam]

Nastina, aren't you a Scot?

[jackrock]

I'm so Scottish that my surname was mentioned in Braveheart :cool:

[HEIRESS]

HOT!

[QueenAdrock]

I'm so manly that I don't have any "x" chromosomes.

Isn't that Jacob's Syndrome? Heiress? Anyone?

Wait no, that's XYY. But the point is, I REMEMBERED FROM SCHOOL! Amazing!
These mens have super-rage and are usually convicts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob%27s_syndrome

[HEIRESS]

Cri du chat syndrome is my favorite genetic abnormality

if you can have a favorite :(

[QueenAdrock]

*hides chairs and pool cues*

[QueenAdrock]

True.

MAYBE SOME DAY! I'd imagine that if I get accepted as a citizen in the future, they'd have some sort of initiation where I'd be forced to do keg-stands with Labatt Blue or something.

[ToucanSpam]

You could almost say she has a little Canadian in her.;)


*vomits*

[QueenAdrock]

It's not so little.

*induces more vomiting*

[ToucanSpam]

*vomits until organs rupture*

[MIKEtotheD]

I'm so Canadian that:

I eat, sleep and breathe hockey.
I have a closet full of hockey jerseys.
My favorite hockey team is the Leafs (no matter how hopeless they are).
Labatt's Brewery is in my hometown.

I could keep going, but I won't. :)