Nastee, your peoples is crazy.

[QueenAdrock]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061220/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_britain_santa

ROFL

[na§tee]

LOLz! (y) aahhh, i'm so proud. paisley idiots. i especially like this bit:

"We issued him with a yellow hardhat equipped with a pair of reindeer antlers to make it look more festive."

yeah right! that's some good reversing-the-bad-PR there though, i'll give them that.

what a bunch of wee shits some kids are. seriously! neds, eh? my secret santa should be receiving a little book of glasgow ned culture; timely! (speaking of which - i posted that darn thing 2 weeks ago, ugh! worried)

paisley neds are a new, specially engineered brand of neds. SUPER-NEDS, even.

little neddy children are quite dangerous. not cute at all. i'm sometimes more scared of the violent little foul mouth shits than the grown-ups. after all, you can't punch a kid, can yeh? fuckers would totally say you were beating them up if you challenged them.

please find a handy gallery of glasgow neds here (http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/gallery/gallery1.html).

edit: i've found them! the mince-pie throwers! i can guarantee they looked not unlike this (http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/pictures/nedgal149.jpg).

[QueenAdrock]

Is a ned like a hooligan then?

[na§tee]

yah, but they're, like, not just hooligans. they have hooligan uniforms! burberry. bucky.

according to wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_(Scottish)) a ned is:

Ned is a derogatory term applied to certain young people in Scotland (similar to the terms chav used in England, skanger or knacker used in Ireland and spide used in Northern Ireland). The stereotypical view of a ned is an adolescent male youth, of working class background who engages in hooliganism, petty criminality, loutish behaviour, or just irritating others[1]. They are often assumed to be unemployed.

Fairly or not, many are quick to stereotype youths dressed in certain fashions as "neds".The Collins English Dictionary defines ned as "a derogatory term for a young working-class person who dresses in casual sports clothes"[2], although this omits the hooligan element. Neds normailly hang around in 'young teams' or 'tongs' incertain things and say things 'gies a gonk ya doaber'
LOL i totally think that last sentence was obviously edited in by a not-quite-so-eloquent wikipedia contributor.

LOL @ rest of article. this article obviously isn't policed that well! haha!

Female neds are also known as "hairies" in certain parts of Glasgow. This alludes to the fact that they are so rough and spend so much time acting like male neds and getting in fights, that they may as well be hairy too.

type glasgow ned or just ned into youtube and you will see what i mean :cool: