why can girls buy dildos

[tracky]

and it's all good, but the minute someone discovers your sex doll collection you're a pervert. mandy was so upset, I had to re-inflate her

[monkey]

you have a hand that covers your masturbating needs. a lady finger is only so big...

[Kid Presentable]

I have bought pornographic magazines before. And I always felt awkward.

When I was 15 (all porno mag stories/stories about wanking start this way) we planned a raid on a store for a stack of porn. Two of us went in and asked about prices on gum and rizlas, and our friend reached in and grabbed a bunch of porn off the rack by the door. The trick had worked before when nicking Tim-Tams at other shops, so this place was a sure thing.

Two of us were to meet back at snatch-mag-snatchers' house, to take inventory of our loot. We hear shouting behind us as we cross a nearby park, and it's the cat-burglar himself shouting "Fuckin hell! Look how many I got!". Little did we know the bloke walking his dog near us was an off-duty community constable. And it was fucking Dunedin, so he treated us like we had stolen Robbie Burns' head. All interrogation, and threats of Juvenile Court. So that was the end of that.

My mate never dropped us in it, though.(y)

[Lex Diamonds]

you have a hand that covers your masturbating needs. a lady finger is only so big...
So use three fingers. That's no excuse to be having a big piece of plastic to shove up your clunge.

[tracky]

Ahh yes good times, kid (y)

I think I've said this before, when I was about 15, the kid across the road from me's dad used to have his collection of porno mags in the bookcase right next to the computer where we'd sit and play games. i used to slip one under my top before i'd go home. Then I started taking them in to school to show off, got busted at school, got the full interogation / persecution. I've bought a few mags before too and it was always a bit awkward. Actually come to think of it, that few mags would probably actually be more like 30 or 40. :eek: :o I still have a small collection of penthouse couples. I don't really know why, back up in case the net goes down I guess. They're probably worth something on ebay come to think of it (lb) Can you sell that kinda stuff on ebay? or I should I search for pbay?

Padster, such elegance (y)

[ericlee]

So use three fingers. That's no excuse to be having a big piece of plastic to shove up your clunge.

And the word of today is..........CLUNGE!!

[Kid Presentable]

Clunge (as in Grunge, I imagine), would sound better as 'Clunger'. Like hunger with a soft g.

[ericlee]

Haha, this shit reminds me. I've gotten fired over porn mags. Well, not exactly but it's the source that got me fired, I guess.

I worked the graveyard shift at a convenience store once and they had all the nudie mags you could think of. From Big Uns (Juggs) to Playboy.

Anyhow, I was supposed to stock the shelves and shit to keep busy but never did. How can a 17 year old boy stock shelves when he's at his peak of sexual curiosity and there's a whole stack of "manuals" to study?

[Loppfessor]

What about those little fake vaginas....they are funny just once I'd like to try one out but there's no way in hell I'm spending money on one not too mention I don't even know if they're dishwasher safe

[Kid Presentable]

I'd sing into a fake vagina. Wonderful Tonight or some shit.

[Big Gus]

I went to Anne Summers and bought my girlfriend a new "sooper dooper" Rabbit for a Christmas present just the other day, I dont really find it that embarrasing at all. The staff are all really nice.

[Planetary]

the newsagents near me used to throw out their unsold outdated porn magazines into a big bin behind the store. and i used to take them. this was years ago. it was ace though.

[Loppfessor]

I went to Anne Summers and bought my girlfriend a new "sooper dooper" Rabbit for a Christmas present just the other day, I dont really find it that embarrasing at all. The staff are all really nice.


Yeah but if I were working at the store and some dude who didn't look too creappy bought a vibrator or dildo I'd think "Okay cool, probably a gift for his lady friend..." but if some dude regardless of creepiness comes up to the counter with a pocket pussy I'm thinkin "What a total loser!"

[Big Gus]

I dunno whether I did it "creepy" or not I my girlfriend has the "standard" rabbit and told me there was better ones on the internet.

So I went in and just said "I want to buy the better model rabbit for my girlfriend - she said not the 'thruster' one" and was shown some delux rabbit platinum shizz and parted with my money.

But it's not like they made you feel seedy or look at you like you are going home to put it in your arse. I was probably more embarrased buying her Robbie Williams calendar in HMV....

[beastieangel01]

So use three fingers. That's no excuse to be having a big piece of plastic to shove up your clunge.

are you female?

no?

shut up then. you know nothing of this.

[skra75]

DD lol

[b-grrrlie]

I'd sing into a fake vagina. Wonderful Tonight or some shit.
Imagine doing that to a real vagina! Ha ha! :p :D

[Caribou]

So use three fingers. That's no excuse to be having a big piece of plastic to shove up your clunge.

Your fingers are that long?
Or do you just have a really small penis?

[icy manipulator]

there's a 2nd book store in brisbane where you can buy penthouse's for 50 cents:eek:

[kaiser soze]

I bought a dildo once and then I realized......

[Lex Diamonds]

Your fingers are that long?
Or do you just have a really small penis?
I can make women cum with just my middle finger. It's all about technique. And yeah, they are quite long.


PS
I have a huge dick. :)(y)

[Junker]

are you female?

no?

shut up then. you know nothing of this.

Maybe he does. :rolleyes: