Relationship Status?

[Lex Diamonds]

Are you married with children? Are you in a long-term deadend relationship? Are you a Fonzie-esque player? Whatever you are, vote in my poll and then type things about yourself in my thread!

[Caribou]

I'm a dumpee looking for sex0rz.

[Lex Diamonds]

Why don't you go and get some then? Why lonely?

[jabumbo]

i'm just a dope is all

[Caribou]

Well, I'm not that lonely, but it was either that or Player. And I am definitely not a 'player' kind of girl.
Ofcourse I'd welcome some male attention in my life, but I'm not desperate.
That's why I turned down that dude in the club. I'm not some kind of cheap slag. I want meaningful sexings, not onenightstands.

[Lex Diamonds]

i'm just a dope is all
Explain plz.

kthxbye

[Lex Diamonds]

Well, I'm not that lonely, but it was either that or Player. And I am definitely not a 'player' kind of girl.
Ofcourse I'd welcome some male attention in my life, but I'm not desperate.
That's why I turned down that dude in the club. I'm not some kind of cheap slag. I want meaningful sexings, not onenightstands.
That belongs under Complicated.

Weirdo. :rolleyes:

[Bob]

i think i've given up

i dunno i guess i'm lying, i'm still interested in girls, too many girls really, but "single + lonely" sounds too pathetic and i don't feel like admitting it

it's more like i've given up on the idea of a relationship, not so much given up on wanting one

[fucktopgirl]

humm, you dont have the option "single and chilling" as doing my thing and when seeing somebody worth the time/energy = making a move!

[jabumbo]

its there for me, and i need to go and do something to keep it there, but anytime i try to, i stop myself thinking i'll screw it up?

[Caribou]

That belongs under Complicated.

Weirdo. :rolleyes:

I didn't think it was that complicated... :confused:

Ok ok, I'll admit it then. I am fucking lonely. I'm an internet dork, what else could I be.

[fucktopgirl]

^pussy:D (jajumbo) just do it then if the only thing that stop you is the fear of failure!

[abcdefz]

My choice isn't on there.

Single; not looking.

[Lex Diamonds]

I didn't think it was that complicated... :confused:

Ok ok, I'll admit it then. I am fucking lonely. I'm an internet dork, what else could I be.
I was only joking. It wasn't actually complicated at all. And don't call yourself a dork, that's my job.

a-z, I guess you go under Uninterested.

[abcdefz]

a-z, I guess you go under Uninterested.




Fair enough. I thought that "uninterested in the opposite sex" was a coyly-worded way of saying something else. :D

[b-grrrlie]

Why can't people write jabumbo's name right here! :mad:

I was single for 15 years and enjoying it pretty good, most of the flings were just dissappointing. Then I wasn't single anymore and I was walking on clouds until I was dropped. Now I'm single again and sometimes I miss the time being in a couple... But to jump back on that boat again... guess it wasn't for me.

[Bob]

Fair enough. I thought that "uninterested in the opposite sex" was a coyly-worded way of saying something else. :D

oh no, i didn't even think of that!

[Jitters]

I'm in a steady relationship right now with a really nice girl.

God gave me a break for once though, usually I'm Single + Lonely (n)

[SobaViolence]

i was playing a lot from mid october until dec 2...

gave up all other girls for this one special woman and i can't believe how great she is...made me break my oath 2 weeks in. meh, it was worth it.

[Lex Diamonds]

Fair enough. I thought that "uninterested in the opposite sex" was a coyly-worded way of saying something else. :D
Well it could be, that's why you have to explain. (y)

[kll]

weird to see the majority of 'Couples' are board couples

[Rancid_Beasties]

I'm pretty close to asexual. I really dont care that much. Its pretty weird i know.

[Caribou]

I was only joking. It wasn't actually complicated at all. And don't call yourself a dork, that's my job.


I was also joking sir. I know a joke is supposed to be funny, but I'm just starting on this humour thing. I might get the hang of it someday.

[Lex Diamonds]

Possibly. Until then, stay outta my way net-dork!

[Schmeltz]

My best friend's ex-girlfriend wants to date me. I don't want to date her, just to fuck around. My best friend cheated on her and has no chance with her, but seems to desperately want her back. Too much drama for me.

[beastieangel01]

I'm a playaaaaa

a baller
but I wish I were a little bit taller.

[Mr Films]

I'm absolutely crazy about a girl I've known for 4 years. We met in 2002, sort of almost dated, lost contact- re-connected briefly in 2003- both ended up in bigtime relationships. I proposed to my ex, she had a kid with hers and both relationships exploded.

We somehow became better friends than ever just recently and I'm just head over heels for her and her little girl is adorable. The dad is a deadbeat (surprise) and he's got a protective order against him.

I doubt anything will happen but I'm taking her to a concert in January out of town.

[ToucanSpam]

It's...complicated.


But I suppose I'd go under single...for now. It's complicated because sometimes people act irrationally and say and do things that do not make sense in the heat of the moment.

[hitmonlee]

definitely not single and lonely, but not quite single and a player. i'm not celibate or anything, but i'm not interested really. just can't be bothered with boys for a while, so i chose uninterested.

[b i o n i c]

its always been for me that whenever i dont want something in terms of 'love' i get it and i when i do want it i dont

sucks to meet someone amazing at the wrong time :(

[ggirlballa]

single+player:cool:

i'm way too young to get into anything "serious" & i don't want to eithier cuz then that gives me someody else to worry about & i don't need that, right now i just want to chill & have some fun too(y)

[kleptomaniac]

single + lonely = me :o

[icy manipulator]

single and not entirely on the hunt. if someone comes along then sweet, if not then meh

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm a single+player+lonely.

although, I've kind of given up on men for now. I just keep getting disappointed and casual sex is pretty worthless. Although, 2 months after our awesome date, me and bartender still can't manage to meet up. but he's still a'textin'. don't really know why. Last night at 2:30 a.m. he texts: "@ [a late bar by my house] with some friends, stop by if you're around. I shaved my head."

yuck. pls to meet normals?

[jlees_mcsd]

I am married with three children.

[monkey]

im having fun with one person. which is kinda ok at the moment. it makes the days a little sunnier.

[Junker]

I'm not in a relationship but I'm not alone. Should I choose the Single + Player option?

[trailerprincess]

single and not entirely on the hunt. if someone comes along then sweet, if not then meh

Yep. Same with me. Too lazy to go and make much of an effort to find someone.

[camo]

Yep. Same with me. Too lazy to go and make much of an effort to find someone.

word

[Lex Diamonds]

But I suppose I'd go under single...for now. It's complicated because sometimes people act irrationally and say and do things that do not make sense in the heat of the moment.
That doesn't make sense. Come on, explain, give us something interesting to read. Maybe someone will even give you advice.

[icy manipulator]

That doesn't make sense. Come on, explain, give us something interesting to read. Maybe someone will even give you advice.
my guess is internet relationship (n)

[Pres Zount]

My guess is some girl told him to fuck off and leave her alone.

[QueenAdrock]

Re: Jackrock's poll answer.

Dear Sir or madame,

STFU lol.

Sincerely,
Queen

[jackrock]

My wife has a message for you:

Dear internet lady,
GTFO lol.

:cool:

[roosta]

did i miss something?

[Loppfessor]

I voted complicated and here (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=72788) is why....although we've made a lot of progress and things are going GREAT. It's looking like she's going to be officially divorced much sooner than we thought.

[icy manipulator]

My guess is some girl told him to fuck off and leave her alone.
the restraining order restricts the relationship to 50 metres

[beastiegirrl101]

definitely not single and lonely, but not quite single and a player. i'm not celibate or anything, but i'm not interested really. just can't be bothered with boys for a while, so i chose uninterested.

pretty much the same for me. Just got out of a relationship and really just not emotionally available. When it happens it happens.

[Praying Mantis]

I'm a playaaaaa

a baller
but I wish I were a little bit taller.


Skee-lo?

[beastieangel01]

Skee-lo?

a tweaked version but, si senor.

[ToucanSpam]

my guess is internet relationship (n)
Nope, not even close. The details of my private life will not be disclosed ever again on this message board because it tends to get used against me in a hurtful manner.

[Lex Diamonds]

Quit crying and tell us about your sexual inadequacies, fatty!

[jabumbo]

i tried to rectify my situation last night on the phone, but i was told i had to do it in person.

so i get to just sort of hang there till after the new year

[DandyFop]

I suddenly can't remember what i answered in this thread...I think it was "complicated". Though maybe it should be uninterested...but only at the moment.

It was strange to go from someone who dated a different guy every month to being in a real relationship (which I like much more in comparison I've realized).

I am missing the companionship a lot but not as much as I thought I would. All the times I would be hanging out with my boyfriend, now I'm going to the gym instead. So maybe I can get a hot butt and attract a hot dude to go along with it. But I'm not in a hurry right now which is a first for me. I hope to keep going along at this pace.

[GreenEarthAl]

Complicated:

It's generally not all that well recieved here when I get into my whole happy hullabaloo.

[Lex Diamonds]

I love GreenEarthAl and he loves me too. I think everyone here just needs to accept and deal with that.

[M.C. Guevera]

I haven't even found a girl I'm interested in (well at least in my own city) for the past four years, and it's starting to get irritating.

[Lex Diamonds]

Maybe you're gay? Your avatar and custom title would suggest that it's a definite possibility.

[GreenEarthAl]

I love GreenEarthAl and he loves me too. I think everyone here just needs to accept and deal with that.

word

[venusvenus123]

so.... how's your girl padster?

what did they discover at the hospital?

[little j]

five and a half years.
stronger every day

:D

[The Notorious LOL]

girls cant be players, just sluts. Everyone knows that. Its common knowledge and I cant change that, nor can anyone. This poll needs to be edited.

[HEIRESS]

I get platonic text messages from cute boys once in a while

Im not sure what to call such status.

[beastieangel01]

I need to change mine.

at this very moment it's complicated. I'm having a lot of good times with someone I met a few weeks ago. However he has to leave town for 6 months to finish his firefighter training.

so once he's gone, single+lonely
maybe back to single+maybe seeing a person or two I guess. Who knows.

I wish I were a-sexual.

[Mr Films]

I wish I were a-sexual.

no you don't

and I'm going crazy here. I spent the afternoon with the girl and her little daughter and fuck fuck fuck I'm so close to just spilling my guts. Just now I was so ready to call her and unload the whole thing. So I cranked Ratatat and just rocked out until that subsided.

haha, then I picked up the phone and called. luckily she didn't answer.

I have absolutely no idea how she'll respond but I'm just the kind of person that has to just fucking say it.

But there's also the matter of a concert I'm taking her to out of town in a few weeks. If I let it all out and she's not down, that may be a no go....or really awkward. But is she IS down, then it could be amazing.

it's a thing that makes me go hmmmmmmmmm

[Lex Diamonds]

so.... how's your girl padster?

what did they discover at the hospital?
Oh, it was just a bit of AIDS. She's fine now though, and boy is she going for it in the bedroom!

No, they think it was viral meningitis but they weren't sure. She got better after about 2 weeks of sitting around at home doing nothing.

[Thundercracker]

just broke off a long relationship. :)

[Helvete]

I'm quite interested in all the ladies in the single/player catergory.

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm quite interested in all the ladies in the single/player catergory.
ggirlballa's 13 years old, you sick fuck.

[Helvete]

Hey hey, she's the player.

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah but you know the old saying: don't hate the player, hate the paedophilic internet child molester.

[Helvete]

I never touched any of those girls, it's all lies!

[Lex Diamonds]

Ah but you don't deny that they touched you.

[venusvenus123]

i'm glad your girl doesn't have AIDS.

[Lex Diamonds]

Thanks, that means a lot. If only more people in this world agreed with you. :(

[Bitchamachacha]

........ I broke in the New Year as a single gal, kind of lonely, but kind of not.

After a marriage then having an on-again off-again boyfriend for a year, I think I need a break.

[Lex Diamonds]

Who is jackrock married to? :confused:

[kleptomaniac]

Who is jackrock married to? :confused:

his wii

[Lex Diamonds]

WHAT A DORK ROFL!!!1
ROFL!111!1

[Loppfessor]

his wii

I thought you two crazy kids had a thing going?? :confused: not the wii Jackrock

[kleptomaniac]

i think of jackson as more of a baby brother than anything.

[Loppfessor]

i think of jackson as more of a baby brother than anything.

How cute....in any event you two are the only teens on here I don't really want to bash with a shovel.

[kleptomaniac]

thank you?

[TAL]

Klepto wants me actually :(

[Loppfessor]

You're welcome?

[Lex Diamonds]

How cute....in any event you two are the only teens on here I don't really want to bash with a shovel.
You know I'm a teenager, right?

Thanks a lot, dickwad.

[jackrock]

Wait, what's going on?

[Loppfessor]

You know I'm a teenager, right?

Thanks a lot, dickwad.

Get outta town! I just thought you were really immature...my bad dude

[Lex Diamonds]

Well I am pretty immature but yeah, I'm much further from middle age than you so SUCK IT!!

[Loppfessor]

Wait, what's going on?

You're in love with Klepto and I"m like Fonzie to your Richie...

[jackrock]

(y)eehhhhh(y)


Pshh, I'm in love with my wife.

[kleptomaniac]

you mean your wiife :p

[Loppfessor]

Okay seriously now I thought Jackrock was a teenager....what's the real deal here?

[kleptomaniac]

what's the real deal here?

there is no spoon (lb)

[Loppfessor]

there is no spoon (lb)

Pipe down Joanie

[paul jones]

Hey,this thread is like a thread about who's getting sex and who's not(y)

[3MTA3]

I'm a nice guy and you know how that goes...

[Lex Diamonds]

Hey,this thread is like a thread about who's getting sex and who's not(y)
Yeah, basically. Only those who voted Couple or Player are getting any...

[na§tee]

i have been with my first boyfriend for five years. i guess that makes me a couple, right?

why is this thread so long? /goes back to read.

[abcdefz]

you mean your wiife :p


weef?

[Loppfessor]

Yeah, basically. Only those who voted Couple or Player are getting any...

Dude 90% of the people who call themselves players get zero action...

[Lex Diamonds]

Why's that? If you're gonna play the game, follow the rules, losers.

When I used to be what some people might call a "player" I was getting it like clockwork. (y)

[camo]

This year I intend to find the love of my life.

[Echewta]

I am not a player.

[Lex Diamonds]

I bet that's what you tell all the ladies.

[Loppfessor]

This year I intend to find the love of my life.


I'm sure he will find you if you keep posting sensitive stuff like this (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=75669)

[Yeti]

I suggest combing the local pubs. The love of you life could be sitting at the end of a bar smoking a Pall Mall and swilling Miller Lite.

[marsdaddy]

Don't forget museums. People always talk about meeting the wrong people. Well, try a museum and maybe you won't meet a drunkard about to suffer from emphysema.

[beastiegirrl101]

I suggest combing the local pubs. The love of you life could be sitting at the end of a bar smoking a Pall Mall and swilling Miller Lite.

SHHHH! you're giving away all my secrets!

I'm single because I refuse to settle.

[GreenEarthAl]

I voted Complicated. Really though, it's not all that complicated. So none of the choices apply to my situation. ...again

[Lex Diamonds]

Don't forget museums. People always talk about meeting the wrong people. Well, try a museum and maybe you won't meet a drunkard about to suffer from emphysema.
How many attractive people are single and go to museums alone?

[kll]

whoops, I accidentally hit "single and lonely"

I'm engaged.
You're engaged?

[beastieangel01]

You're engaged?

(!)

[HEIRESS]

THATS EXCELLENT!

[DandyFop]

Donchya'll pay any attention round these parts?

[ms.peachy]

How many attractive people are single and go to museums alone?
I did used to, when I was single. And attractive.

[paul jones]

I need pussy galore and boobs slapping my face

[marsdaddy]

I did used to, when I was single. And attractive.I guess it depends on the city, and type of museum.

[Lex Diamonds]

I need pussy galore and boobs slapping my face
This made me laugh out loud and smile in a "oh paul you dirty fucker" kind of way. You have a very special way with words, Dr Jones.

[jennyb]

Lol oh lol Mr. Jones...

I picked complicated cuz well... I just left a 6 year relationship with someone I was engaged to and uhm, yeah, I'll just leave it at that. *cough*