View Full Version : Attn: People in relationships.
DipDipDive
12-21-2006, 09:36 PM
Does it bother you that your significant other watches porn? Even if you think they don't, they do, by the way.
Personally, I could care less.
i knew a guy who'd never watched porn. he didn't see the appeal of it for some reason. he wasn't a weird jesus freak or anything, he was completely normal, a billion times more normal than me, a real cool, honest guy. he just didn't watch porn. it's not like he bragged about it or anything, it just came up in convesation once, i believed him, i was his roommate, he'd have no reason to lie about it.
me, i watch porn
Dorothy Wood
12-21-2006, 09:53 PM
my ex had a porno mag in his room that he showed me pretty quickly in the beginning of our relationship just in case I was snooping and found it somehow, he didn't want me to freak out and dump him like another girl had done (lol).
anyway, it doesn't bother me. I only got pissed when he told me that he didn't like blow jobs that much, and I found a little clip of a blow job porno type scene downloaded on his computer and was like, "WHAT A FUCKING LIAR!" :mad: I think he just told me that because I wasn't really into giving them on account of the only person I'd given one to before that took forever to juice and then when he finally did, it'd spray really hard and make me gag. nobody wants puke on their boner. seriously. also, I think the ex was self-conscious about his weiner-size, even though it was just regular medium, nothing to be concered about.
my shoulder hurts.
DipDipDive
12-21-2006, 09:58 PM
A friend of mine caught her boyfriend servicing himself to porn on internets and she subsequently gave him the silent treatment for like a week. lollerskates.
QueenAdrock
12-21-2006, 10:27 PM
Personally, I could care less.
Yeah. I watch it with 'em. :cool:
TurdBerglar
12-21-2006, 10:55 PM
oh jesus christ
As long as it's not "Barely Legal/Actually, they're NOT legal" shit, then fine.
That's just disturbing (n)
Playboy has a lot of interesting articles. Yes.
Pres Zount
12-21-2006, 11:02 PM
I don't like porn. that's not to say that I've never.
jlees_mcsd
12-21-2006, 11:08 PM
A friend of mine caught her boyfriend servicing himself to porn on internets and she subsequently gave him the silent treatment for like a week. lollerskates.
That isn't the same as the question you asked. I don't mind watching it and if you have a strong relationship you should be able to that TOGETHER.
Kerrbear
12-21-2006, 11:12 PM
The interesting question is: have any of the guys found a girlfriend's secret porn? Cuz you know it's there.
That isn't the same as the question you asked. I don't mind watching it and if you have a strong relationship you should be able to that TOGETHER.
what? yes it was.
why else would we watch porn? to write reviews?
cosmo105
12-21-2006, 11:23 PM
for cinematography notes?
zorra_chiflada
12-22-2006, 02:05 AM
I don't like porn. that's not to say that I've never.
DUMPTED
befsquire
12-22-2006, 02:08 AM
what would bother me is if he was wasting nuts that could have been used with me.
Randetica
12-22-2006, 03:05 AM
i wouldnt mind it
Kid Presentable
12-22-2006, 04:43 AM
Does it bother you that your significant other watches porn? Even if you think they don't, they do, by the way.
Personally, I could care less.
Why post it then?
hitmonlee
12-22-2006, 05:53 AM
Does it bother you that your significant other watches porn? Even if you think they don't, they do, by the way.
Personally, I could care less.
sorry, but if you say you could care less, then its implying that it bothers you. you're saying that you care, but you could care less than you are currently caring.
the phrase is "I couldn't care less" because you are at the maximum level of not caring, there's no way you could possible care any less.
make sense?
here's a helpful diagram.
http://incompetech.com/Images/caring.png
Kid Presentable
12-22-2006, 05:59 AM
lol "Sorry". (y)
hitmonlee
12-22-2006, 06:06 AM
lol "Sorry". (y)
it pisses me off. do people even think about the phrases that come out of their mouth? it makes no sense!
like when i see someone write "little lone" instead of "let alone". what did they think little lone means anyway? or beckon call instead of beck and call, but i've had too many fights over that one with a stubborn boy who insists that both are correct. ooh ooh another one. worldwind. what the hell is a worldwind??
edit: i apologised because my rant wasn't on topic.
on topic, im single, but i am ok with bfs watching porn. i did get a bit annoyed with my last bf, because that's basically all he would do all day (he worked nights) download porn, wank, download more, rinse, repeat. and he became immune to normal porn and had to keep getting harder stuff. like drugs really. i think too much porn is a bad thing.
Kid Presentable
12-22-2006, 06:57 AM
American people do say "I could care less". It's part of their vernacular. She still might be a little pissed off about LOL spanking it to a chick who's bent over and doesn't complain all the time, though.
JesusChrist
12-22-2006, 07:02 AM
oh jesus christ
What is it? I'm quite a busy man this time of year, you know.
hitmonlee
12-22-2006, 07:09 AM
American people do say "I could care less". It's part of their vernacular. She still might be a little pissed off about LOL spanking it to a chick who's bent over and doesn't complain all the time, though.
funny that the girl i know who is passionate about people getting that phrase incorrect is an american.
Kid Presentable
12-22-2006, 07:48 AM
funny that the girl i know who is passionate about people getting that phrase incorrect is an american.
I buy sausage rolls off a pakistani, and he's the funniest cat.
beastiegirrl101
12-22-2006, 10:50 AM
what's wrong with watching it together?
icy manipulator
12-22-2006, 10:58 AM
if you dont live together it should be 100% acceptable to watch porn. and if you do live together then just use your imagination (y)
The Notorious LOL
12-22-2006, 12:48 PM
I like how this thread turned into English 101. Faggots.
QueenAdrock
12-22-2006, 12:59 PM
Faggots.
This sentence is a fragment. Please change it.
this thread's just the whole kitten kaboodle!
irregardless, i think we should try to get back on trick
QueenAdrock
12-22-2006, 01:02 PM
ahahhaha irregardless
i hart u boob (y)
And oh yeah... PRONZ!
The wife doesn't mind at all. She even added some to the collection.
QueenAdrock
12-22-2006, 01:09 PM
See that's the thing. I've never actually met a chick who's gotten angry about a dude having porn or thinks it's sick or whatever. A lot of chicks enjoy it themselves. So I don't understand where these stories of uptight wimminz is coming from.
Planetary
12-22-2006, 01:16 PM
The wife doesn't mind at all. She even added some to the collection.
was it a home video of her? if so...score...
marsdaddy
12-22-2006, 01:21 PM
Incorrect use of idioms, misspelling, and just plain old poor communication skills are killing Amerikka!
Porn in relationships: some of you are saying, the couple that porns together stays together. While others believe if you have a cow at home, why do you need to buy more milk, cheese, or ice cream?
Oh, and what about 'hiding' it from your sig? Does that mean something more than an insatiable sexual appetite.
Most important lesson from this thread: barf inducing blowjobs are a turnoff.
was it a home video of her? if so...score...
Nope...thats one of the things that will never happen....with her knowing about it at least.
there really isnt a need for a guy to view porn if his sex life is satisfying.
yeah....ummmmm thats not true at all.
QueenAdrock
12-22-2006, 01:32 PM
Yeah, that would be saying like oral isn't necessary if intercourse does the job. Oral's fun. Porn's fun. Sex stuff = fun!
Oral's fun.
gross! thats where pee pee comes.
The Notorious LOL
12-22-2006, 01:37 PM
personally I feel if my guy is watching porn then I am doing something wrong, so basically I have never had this problem. :p
to the best of your knowledge, you havent...but in reality every dude you have dated owned some porn.
neither substitutes the other.
to the best of your knowledge, you havent...but in reality every dude you have dated owned some porn.
neither substitutes the other.
word.
"For instance, every man in this room
is hiding some porno in his house.
Every man in here
got a pornography stash in the crib.
That's right.
Not an illegal amount,
just enough to get you by.
And when we hide porno, we go all out.
lt ain't behind the refrigerator
or under the bed.
No, we become Batman
when it's time to hide some porno.
That's right, you hit the light switch,
the whole bookshelf shifts to the side.
You go down two flights of stairs
into your porno cellar."
although i don't believe that 100%....but I'm pretty sure its 90% of the guys out there do. And with the internet...sheeeyit....
well if they did I never saw it, and if I did see it I dont think it would bother me. It just isnt my thing, I dont like watching.....I prefer doing.
my statement still stands.
it's wrong, though
zorra_chiflada
12-22-2006, 03:18 PM
skye, i know what you mean. i sometimes get that kinda feeling. but it's just something that i accept now.
Lex Diamonds
12-22-2006, 03:23 PM
Doesn't bother me at all. If my girlfriend texts me like "what you doing" and I'm watching porn, I tell her. She likes it, if anything, cuz she's a horny little bitch. (y)
marsdaddy
12-22-2006, 04:19 PM
What about the Madonna - Whore complex?
cookiepuss
12-22-2006, 04:34 PM
what would bother me is if he was wasting nuts that could have been used with me.
yeah exactly...don't be jacking off to porn when I'll be home in like an hour to do the deed. becuase I actually I like getting it on to porn toooooo!
yeah exactly...don't be jacking off to porn when I'll be home in like an hour to do the deed. becuase I actually I like getting it on to porn toooooo!
Chillllll Winston. An hour is more than enough time to be ready for another round.
skye, i know what you mean. i sometimes get that kinda feeling.
don't, it's not like that
hitmonlee
12-22-2006, 07:37 PM
See that's the thing. I've never actually met a chick who's gotten angry about a dude having porn or thinks it's sick or whatever. A lot of chicks enjoy it themselves. So I don't understand where these stories of uptight wimminz is coming from.
one of my friends won't let her husband read men's magazines
like i'm not even talking playboy here, i mean fhm/ralph
she is so unsure of herself and her body, him reading those kinda things just kills her.
befsquire
12-22-2006, 07:44 PM
oh, don't get me wrong, i've got issues. so, if you've got that shit, keep it where i won't come across it and then i can live in ignorant bliss. knowwhatimsayin?
i will watch real sex on hbo with bobby though. it's just not porn.
DipDipDive
12-22-2006, 08:53 PM
I like how this thread turned into English 101. Faggots.
This sentence is a fragment. Please change it.
this thread's just the whole kitten kaboodle!
irregardless, i think we should try to get back on trick
<3
GreenEarthAl
12-22-2006, 09:29 PM
I don't watch porn very often. Mostly because I don't have time. I tossed out my porn collection a few years back. My girlfriend Heather and I had been talking about misogyny and, moreover, a lot of casettes that I had the time made me think "If I were to ever have a daughter and she were to pop this in the ol VCR what would she then think about women in relation to men?"
It wasn't so much that it was porn. Human sexuality is pretty kick ass and seems like a perfectly suitable subject for film. It's what most people are interested in. Rather, it was that most porn is really crap, without giving you any indication of such on the box. Here's a box, here's a really attractive nubile young female on the front of the box, she really does it for you, here's my money, some level of excitement ensues, slap it in the VCR, and SHOCK-O, you've just paid good money to purchase a flick about a man slapping a woman around while practicing sexuality of the dehumanizing variety. Different strokes for different folks I guess, but that shit's just not for me. So I tossed a bunch of it all at once.
I still like to go back and read all of my erotic fiction to my other girlfriend, Beth. If I had more time I might watch some on the in-ter-net. I had some friends back in the day that specialize in all that "sex-positive" stuff I'm into. I think I could probably still remember the URLs.
skra75
12-22-2006, 10:15 PM
she watches porn. I don't mind it and she's not overboard about it.
who wears the pants in this relationship skra
skra75
12-22-2006, 10:22 PM
this particular relationship? me.
On second thought, well..niether one of us tee hee.
befsquire
12-22-2006, 11:37 PM
i'm going to have to double check my e-protocol handbook, but i'm fairly certain that men are not allowed to post "tee hee."
i'm going to have to double check my e-protocol handbook, but i'm fairly certain that men are not allowed to post "tee hee."
guess we know who wears the pants
Kid Presentable
12-23-2006, 02:45 AM
I like how this thread turned into English 101. Faggots.
Haha, you're dating your sister.
Pres Zount
12-23-2006, 03:49 AM
I don't watch porn very often. Mostly because I don't have time. I tossed out my porn collection a few years back. My girlfriend Heather and I had been talking about misogyny and, moreover, a lot of casettes that I had the time made me think "If I were to ever have a daughter and she were to pop this in the ol VCR what would she then think about women in relation to men?"
It wasn't so much that it was porn. Human sexuality is pretty kick ass and seems like a perfectly suitable subject for film. It's what most people are interested in. Rather, it was that most porn is really crap, without giving you any indication of such on the box. Here's a box, here's a really attractive nubile young female on the front of the box, she really does it for you, here's my money, some level of excitement ensues, slap it in the VCR, and SHOCK-O, you've just paid good money to purchase a flick about a man slapping a woman around while practicing sexuality of the dehumanizing variety. Different strokes for different folks I guess, but that shit's just not for me. So I tossed a bunch of it all at once.
I still like to go back and read all of my erotic fiction to my other girlfriend, Beth. If I had more time I might watch some on the in-ter-net. I had some friends back in the day that specialize in all that "sex-positive" stuff I'm into. I think I could probably still remember the URLs.
yeah. I find that there is a BIG difference between what can be classed as erotica, and what is just looking at prostitutes.
ms.peachy
12-23-2006, 04:37 AM
It's not a big issue here. I think I enjoy it more than he does, tbh.
icy manipulator
12-23-2006, 04:44 AM
it's not a big issue. it's quite simple, if a couple doesn't have the same urges at the same time then a guy is going have a look at some porn and get himself off. i guarantee you there's no guys on here that would be pissed off if his woman was home alone, had an urge and used a vibrator to satify her needs. if there are some guys here who have an issue with that, then seriously, my advice to you is, GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS!
na§tee
12-23-2006, 12:16 PM
what would bother me is if he was wasting nuts that could have been used with me.
the woman speaks the truth. so does al.
i do not find a gang of plastic, blonde, pouty women getting fucked quite aggressively by quite unattractive men. suprise! people don't get instantly turned on by just the slightest hint of any kind of sex. not all sex is sexy. some people don't accept that.
yes, i know other types of porn exist but i think you would have to do a great deal of shopping around to find porn which appeals to both men and women. couples.
something which uses a bit of imagination is a whole lot sexier. words. voices. subtle-ty.
icy manipulator
12-23-2006, 01:00 PM
something which uses a bit of imagination is a whole lot sexier. words. voices. subtle-ty.
tips from fabio, the most beautiful man in the cosmos
Root Me
yes words are great:D
damn shaun micallef is a funny bastard
DipDipDive
12-23-2006, 01:14 PM
but it's just something that i accept now.
Uh huh.
I'm not surprised that most of the wimminz are missing the point.
Mutual admiration is a lovely thing.
zorra_chiflada
12-23-2006, 03:29 PM
Uh huh.
I'm not surprised that most of the wimminz are missing the point.
um...
The point is that lesbian pr0n is awesome. And manatee pr0n comes in a close second. Duh.
koolBASD
12-23-2006, 03:47 PM
ask MTV why!!!!!!!!!!
koolBASD
12-24-2006, 10:13 AM
Ohh my drunken head:rolleyes:
HotAndWet
12-28-2006, 03:51 PM
I'm curious to see my guy's porn. I was asking him what kinds he has and he was all "wtf no". Why can't I know? :(
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