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trailerprincess
12-22-2006, 06:38 AM
Dear All,

Further to my previous e-mail with regard to our transfer to Group Property, commencing Wednesday 3rd January 2007 our new vending machines are to be installed.

This will bring us closer in line with the *** Group.

Regards

JM

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I can barely wait until the 3rd.
mp-seventythree
12-22-2006, 06:47 AM
Oh man, that looks like the sort of e-mail we used to receive when I worked for Capita
mikizee
12-22-2006, 06:58 AM
I want some vending machines
Mr Films
12-22-2006, 06:59 AM
I want some vending machines

can't you read? they're being installed on the 3rd
mikizee
12-22-2006, 07:03 AM
But not at my house!
Pres Zount
12-22-2006, 07:25 AM
Don't you install vending machines for a living? Or... is that someone else?
mikizee
12-22-2006, 07:43 AM
Nah I install pokies....... and as far as I can tell they dont spit out Mars Bars or packets of Doritos, or icy cold cans of Coke!
Pres Zount
12-22-2006, 08:07 AM
icy cold cans of coke!
Loppfessor
12-22-2006, 09:53 AM
Sounds like Christmas is coming late this year...