cruel and stupid names you'd give your kids

[zorra_chiflada]

joe wanted to name a kid "link," and i wanted to call one "anakin."
it's terrible, isn't it? :(

[cookiepuss]

I like the name: Finn
and Gisela.

[ms.peachy]

Before our little bean was born, mr.p used to say if it was a boy he'd name it Hercules Bonaparte.

[trailerprincess]

Friends of mine have a little boy called Nemo

They named him after Captain Nemo from '20,000 leagues under the sea'

3 weeks later, Finding Nemo was released in the UK

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

Apple is horrible Of course.

Sadley, I dont think Moxy Crimefighter is THAT bad. :confused:

[cosmo105]

i'm insisting that at least one of our children has either zelda or link (or maybe even triforce) in her/his name. middle even.

[Gareth]

i know a girl named zelda [or did when i was at high school]

[trailerprincess]

I have always liked the name Disco

which is why I should never have kids

[marsdaddy]

Mookie?

[Gareth]

shakespearean names or names from greek tragedies would be good.

Mookie?

after blaylock or the guy from do the right thing?

[ggirlballa]

helga

[marsdaddy]

after blaylock or the guy from do the right thing?Stuart Scott's intonation of Blaylock, but Do the Right Thing is one of my favorite movies.

[Gareth]

my first born shall now be named luscious after luscious harris...not after luscious jackson

[jabumbo]

i always said we should start using old names from the 20's and 30's again


all the great names that your grandparents have

[QueenAdrock]

I'm pretty sure I've already said this here, but my brother plans on having triplet boys and naming them Jar-jar, Adolf, and Lil' Shaft.

[ggirlballa]

I'm pretty sure I've already said this here, but my brother plans on having triplet boys and naming them Jar-jar, Adolf, and Lil' Shaft.


*gasp*

[jackrock]

Jeep.
Indiana (or the dog).
Sith Lord
T-rex
Buick
Soda
Seven.

[QueenAdrock]

*gasp*

Come on, it'll be funny.

[ggirlballa]

Come on, it'll be funny.

how bout in 8th grade after the whole class finishes seeing a holocaust movie & all the kids stare evily at "Adolf" lol

jar-jar & Lil Shaft prolly won't have a big problem, they'll be praised actually

[jackrock]

My eighth grade teacher was Adolph. We got over it.

[mikizee]

I know parents that were in the toyota land cruiser 4x4 club and named their son 'Storm Cruiser'.

What a stupid fucking name. all the parent's friends have lost respect for them.

Also I was in the supermarket last week and I heard a mother calling out to her toddler son saying, 'Moses, Moses!!!!! Come here Moses!!!'


Moses????????? For. Fuck's. Sake.

[jabumbo]

at least moses is a real name

[jackrock]

I'd name my kid anything if it had a prefix of "The" and suffix of "!".

Maybe I have my -ix's backwards I'm not sure.

[Waus]

Dumptruck and Duffelbag.


I'm considering using them for pets instead.

[DroppinScience]

A boy named Sue.

*cue Johnny Cash*

[Dorothy Wood]

I still wanna name my first born Payne. or Paine. and the second shall be Haight.

Haight's kinda hippie-sounding. Payne is rulz though.


Margarine.

[mikizee]

i knew a guy called richard face!

Also I had a teacher in high school who's name was Wayne Kerr. No one believes me as everyone says its an urban myth but i swear it's true. He left after my first year.

[zorra_chiflada]

yeah, i had a teacher in high school called barb dwyer. it's the stuff of legends, i tells ya.

[mikizee]

See, I told ya no one believes me. do a search on whitepages.com.au.

[icy manipulator]

my dad wanted to call me Giacomo after Giacomo Agostini. i would've hated it at first, but on the flipside i could use it as a pick up line saying that i was named after Giacomo Casanova :cool:

[mikizee]

That pick up line wouldn't have worked.


'ppl call me nova..... as in... casanova? suck me, beautiful'

[ggirlballa]

a lil to close too Guacamole ^ (sp?)

my best friend has a sister who was this close to being named "Roberto"

she's named Michael, when a new school year starts the teachers are all "Don't u mean Michelle?"

[Pres Zount]

I would rather be called adolf hitler than jar-jar.

[icy manipulator]

why would you call your kid Link tho? are you a big Encino Man fan? ( ps, i have the same bday as Pauly Shore)

if i have a daughter her name will be Natalya for sure

btw i have prolly mentioned this before but one of my friends' dads named 2 of his daughters after characters from sci fi shows. one is named after an assistant from Doctor Who, and the other is named after a character from Blakes 7. the third daughter Caitlin is the only one named after no one in particular. the other 2 have normal sounding names, but when you find out who they were named after you cant help but think how much of a nerd their dad is

[b-grrrlie]

Here the old fashioned names from the 50's are coming back big time.
At work we also have Liam, Noel, Maximiliam and Ringo, Ringo's big brother's name is Yoda (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=17468613&imageID=893931597)...

[Caribou]

If I have a son I will name him Vyvyan.
If I have a daughter I will name her BoB. (Yes, with 2 capital B's.)

Or something cool and Vikingy, like Thor.

[Kid Presentable]

Izzy and Duff.

[Kid Presentable]

If I have a son I will name him Vyvyan.

He'll find you working at the local. Ello Vyvyan. Oh, Ello Mum.

[Caribou]

I'll give him empty bottles for his birthday.
Oh how he'll love me.

[b-grrrlie]

If I have a son I will name him Vyvyan.
If I have a daughter I will name her BoB. (Yes, with 2 capital B's.)

Or something cool and Vikingy, like Thor.
Well Viking is a boys name here, and so is Love (pronounced a bit like Louvr-é). Jonas Åkerlund (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonas_%C3%85kerlund)'s son is called Love Elvis!

[Caribou]

Awesome. I like the sound of Viking. And ofcourse it has to be pronounced in the scandinavian way.

*at schoolyard* "Hey Viking!"
"Aaaargh! It's Vee-kingg!!!!" :mad:

[monkey]

my friend and i came up with "pinkleton and pamela" as the perfect names for twins. bonus if theyre both boys.

[TurdBerglar]

stick to the basics so your kids won't get the shit kicked out of them. bad names should be considered bad parenting

[Kid Presentable]

My name was going to be George Somerville.

[Caribou]

Fo rizzle, not so long ago I heard this woman shout at her child in a shop. It wasn't so much the shouting itself that shocked me, but WHAT she was shouting...

"Nirvana.... NIRVAAANAAAA, Put that down!"

She must've really liked Kurt.

[zorra_chiflada]

i really really like the name fenella. but it's not a stupid name, it's a real name

[TurdBerglar]

it sounds like some sort of species of algae

[zorra_chiflada]

it sounds like some sort of species of algae

well, your face looks like some sort of species of algae

[pshabi]

my first born shall now be named luscious after luscious harris...not after luscious jackson
You should clarify to the non-NBA crowd that it is pronounced "Looshis" and not luscious.

[b-grrrlie]

Fo rizzle, not so long ago I heard this woman shout at her child in a shop. It wasn't so much the shouting itself that shocked me, but WHAT she was shouting...

"Nirvana.... NIRVAAANAAAA, Put that down!"

She must've really liked Kurt.
or maybe she was a buddhist...

A friend of mine has a son called Varg, which means wolf. And he's a total sissy....

[zorra_chiflada]

i knew a dorje or dorge, pronounced door-jhey. i think it was norwegian for something. i dunno.

[Kid Presentable]

No, my son is also named Bort.

[HEIRESS]

Airesse

[drizl]

i knew a dorje or dorge, pronounced door-jhey. i think it was norwegian for something. i dunno.

dorje is tibetan i think....

poopster, scoobs, biggie smalls, el nino...all real nicknames for kids that i have heard.

a coworker of a friend named his son jett. i thought that was weird. last names johnson too. jett johnson. and he always picks him up and does this thing where he makes him bounce around and dodge back and forth like a football player. the dad is pyschologically abusive trying to force his kid to be a football player, first its the name, now its the moves, in a few weeks he'll probably have him eating steak and doing pushups in the snow.