TO ALL THE GOOD GIRLS AND BOYS..

[Santa Claus]

MERRY CHRISTMAS! YO HO HO! Imma totally sneak into ur housez and stroke ur presentz this festive period.

Fo' realz though, Merry Christmas BBMB.

May I say that you are the most awesomest Message Board on da interwebs. MUCH LOVE from, uh, Lapland..

[kaiser soze]

bitch, you ain't fat...you ain't nuttin'!

[Bitchamachacha]

YO HO HO!

You're not the real Santa!

You're a PIRATE!

[Big Gus]

*tugs beard*

He seems genuine....

[QueenAdrock]

bitch, you ain't fat...you ain't nuttin'!

Man, what it is whichu! You on some kind of diet? Is that what they teach you in that sissy school of yours?

[Planetary]

MERRY CHRISTMAS! YO HO HO! Imma totally sneak into ur housez and stroke ur presentz this festive period.

Fo' realz though, Merry Christmas BBMB.

May I say that you are the most awesomest Message Board on da interwebs. MUCH LOVE from, uh, Lapland..

thanks nastee :)

[JesusChrist]

Hey Santa!!! It's my birthday, bitch. Just remember that you wouldn't have a friggin job if it weren't for me.

To all the well wishers, I'm having a great birthday. Although, since my birthday is on Christmas Day I seem to get ripped off with presents to an extent, people just don't wanna double up on the gifts. But those people have a little something coming their way for their stingyness. Oh yes. And it won't be good. MUAHAHAHAHA.

I have been thinking about my grand return to Earth lately, but I've been scared off by the sight of all the crosses everywhere!! I mean seriously, do you think the one thing I really want to see when I come back is a Dad damn cross??? I hate crosses!!!! Its like going up to Jackie Onassis with a little sniper rifle pendant on, going up to her and saying 'Just lettin ya know we're thinking of John. Just keepin the memory alive, baby.'

I mean geez. You guys got it all wrong.

[ericlee]

Hi santa, remember me from the Sandusky mall? Yeah, that's right. I'm the one who made dookie on your lap.

This year while you are out delivering presents, I'm gonna have hot midget sex with your elves.

[Pres Zount]

thanks nastee :)
nastee is the only one that types "uh..."

[na§tee]

LOL oh my god. HAHAHA. i've never done this before! but i thought i would make my very first alias just for christmas!

i can't believe y'all got my typing style down so much to a tee you can tell who i am. man. i suck at this! i thought the inclusion of capital letters would throw you all off course! haha! oh well, it was purely a christmas thing.

LOLz.

i really did chuckle out loud for a very long time. my mum's like "what's she larfing at?"

[befsquire]

i think it was "da interwebs" that tipped him off to it being you.

merry christmas. :)