crabby christmas eve

[Dorothy Wood]

I think I just made a lady mad at me. she had these two pictures and wanted a diptych frame and I was like, "uh, we don't make those, here's an antique though" and I showed her and it was perfect and it was cheap, but she was like, "uhh, no" and I was like, "grr" and then she said maybe you have something that flips back and forth and I was like, "no, I mean, that'd be more like a gift item that would be made in a factory" and then she was like, "well, you can put them both in a frame, right?" and I said "yeah", and then I said, "a wood frame?" and went over to the woods and she was like, "yes, but something golden" and I was like, "gold metallic or golden-colored wood?" and she was like, "I don't want metallic" and I was like, "well, uhh", and then started getting really crabby. and this dude came in that is a regular and just needed something real quick, so I took a look at it and was going to come back to the lady, but she picked up her stuff and ran out the door without a word.

:( :mad:

it's christmas eve! give me a break! who goes fucking shopping on christmas eve anyway? that's lame, I'm only here for emergencies. I did get a bottle of wine from my boss though. perhaps I should open it? ;)

[na§tee]

open it. let's get pissed, sarks. i've had two advocaats, two mixed bourbon type things and am now on a pimms. i'm not very drunk though. i'll work on that. i'm watching AFI's 100 most inspirational films of all time. THEY CALL ME MISTAH TIBBS!

yesterday i was shopping in bath and i brushed - BRUSHED! - past this lady's shoulder so i was all cheerily like "sorry!" and the old bag turned round, glared and was like "WELL YOU SHOULD LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING!" i was so shocked she even replied! jesus. it really did ruin my day. she started walking off and it was only until she was a couple of metres away i got my breath back to shout "you needn't be so rude!" but i don't think she heard me. i so so sooo wish i was quick-witted enough to go "i may be walking with purpose, maam, but at least when i die in less than 12 months i'm not going straight to hell with the rest of the sour-pusses like you. MERRY CHRISTMAS!" or even just a really cheery "OHMYGOD MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO! DIDJA SEE THAT MUM? WHAT A CHARMING DISPLAY OF CHRISTMAS CHEER!"

i was fuming. FUMING. there are some seriously shitty people out there.

[monkey]

im supposed to cook soon. i like being in the kitchen alone. my friend has been staying here since friday AND IM SICK OF HER ALREADY. im not a mean person, i just value my space. :mad: theres few people i can be ok with sharing 24 hrs in a day with. she aint one of them. :( im crabby.

[DipDipDive]

I had to work today, too and I also dealt with some real grumpy bastards. You woulda thought the 8 reindeer took a detour and flew antlers-first straight up their tightly wound assholes. You gotta be a pretty big dork to pull some bloody vagina shit and be a crabbypants on Christmas. (n)

[Bitchamachacha]

I have strep throat.

But I'm going to church anyway because my son wants to go. Why..I have no clue.

And I haven't been to a Lutheran church in years, but I was raised Lutheran and they have the prettiest Chritmas Eve services.

The pastor is so going to get strep when he slips that waifer on my tongue. OMG!

[ggirlballa]

open it. let's get pissed, sarks. i've had two advocaats, two mixed bourbon type things and am now on a pimms. i'm not very drunk though. i'll work on that. i'm watching AFI's 100 most inspirational films of all time. THEY CALL ME MISTAH TIBBS!

yesterday i was shopping in bath and i brushed - BRUSHED! - past this lady's shoulder so i was all cheerily like "sorry!" and the old bag turned round, glared and was like "WELL YOU SHOULD LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING!" i was so shocked she even replied! jesus. it really did ruin my day. she started walking off and it was only until she was a couple of metres away i got my breath back to shout "you needn't be so rude!" but i don't think she heard me. i so so sooo wish i was quick-witted enough to go "i may be walking with purpose, maam, but at least when i die in less than 12 months i'm not going straight to hell with the rest of the sour-pusses like you. MERRY CHRISTMAS!" or even just a really cheery "OHMYGOD MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO! DIDJA SEE THAT MUM? WHAT A CHARMING DISPLAY OF CHRISTMAS CHEER!"

i was fuming. FUMING. there are some seriously shitty people out there.




thats not as bad as this one time i accidently brushed against a woman's shoulder & i said "my bad" or "sorry" & she replied back with "bitch":eek: :mad: