Happy Birthday Jesus!

[ggirlballa]

y'all know what day it is(y)

[weez]

true. Merry Christmas.

[JesusChrist]

Since I have a lot of things to do (after all, i AM Jesus), I will copy my post from the santa thread, since it relates to this one too.

Hey Santa!!! It's my birthday, bitch. Just remember that you wouldn't have a friggin job if it weren't for me.

To all the well wishers, I'm having a great birthday. Although, since my birthday is on Christmas Day I seem to get ripped off with presents to an extent, people just don't wanna double up on the gifts. But those people have a little something coming their way for their stingyness. Oh yes. And it won't be good. MUAHAHAHAHA.

I have been thinking about my grand return to Earth lately, but I've been scared off by the sight of all the crosses everywhere!! I mean seriously, do you think the one thing I really want to see when I come back is a Dad damn cross??? I hate crosses!!!! Its like going up to Jackie Onassis with a little sniper rifle pendant on, going up to her and saying 'Just lettin ya know we're thinking of John. Just keepin the memory alive, baby.'

I mean geez. You guys got it all wrong.

[GreenEarthAl]

It's highly unlikely that Jesus was born in the beginning of winter.

[M.C. Guevera]

Yeah, theologans think he was born either in March or April.

[SobaViolence]

and Jesus would celebrate Chanukah...

[QueenAdrock]

Just what I was gonna say.

Happy presents-giving day urrybody!