Look, girl...

[ET]

We been together for a long time. I know you got something to tell me. I can see it in your posts. Come on, girl, you can tell me. I want to know... what you're feeling. Tell me what's on your mind.

[beastieangel01]

you're right.
I'm the one that had crabs.
sorry that you are so itchy now :(

[ET]

Pssht, that's like the only thing you gave me for Christmas. :o But I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about someone else. Some other... person. Some person that didn't post yet in this awesome thread. A thread that will make at least 2 pages.

[Big Gus]

I'm not even female... 'the fuck am I doing reading this?

[TOY]

Hiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!

[befsquire]

ok.

i wasn't going to say anything, but i just prefer that when you type my nickname, you spell it bethie-poo rather than bethy-poo.

i don't know why and i can't explain it, but it's important to me, which should be enough for you.

[HEIRESS]

tonto, jump on it

[ET]

I'm not even female... 'the fuck am I doing reading this?

It's okay. My male/quasi-feminine charms can work on people of all races and genders. I'm sorry I've roped you into this. That was never my intention. I never meant to hurt you. I didn't really want to make you cry.

[ET]

Hiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know all about your intoxication while typing with your breasts. I've grown to accept it. But now's not the time or the place. It's someone else's attention I'm seeking.

[ET]

ok.

i wasn't going to say anything, but i just prefer that when you type my nickname, you spell it bethie-poo rather than bethy-poo.

i don't know why and i can't explain it, but it's important to me, which should be enough for you.

Don't worry, Bethie-kins, you know I'm flexible. In a multitude of ways. ;) I'm just so used to typing out things with Y's. Like titty or pussy. You know how I do. I dedicate a post to you on the 6th of every month so it's okay that you thought this one was yours. It's not though. (only a week and a half left!)

[ET]

tonto, jump on it

Kemosabe, jump on it! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUYQVXPv27k)

[Dorothy Wood]

find me a hi-res photo of the inside of an old television set. k thnx.

[ET]

I'm (http://demo.physics.uiuc.edu/LectDemo/descript/667/PIC00006a.jpg) not (http://bs.cyty.com/menschen/e-etzold/archiv/TV/mechanical/img/disk_inside1.JPG) your (http://www.radiolaguy.com/images/TVs/RCAT121-i.jpg) slave (http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/tv-cathode.gif)!

[Dorothy Wood]

nice!

thank you a lot. except not for the last one. I already found that one.

<3 you forever. leave you? never.

[monkey]

i feel a little gassy. im sorry.

[ET]

It's alright, baby. I know you like my burrito.

[Bitchamachacha]

Why do I picture ET saying these sweet thngs in a Barry White voice?

Am I crazy, or persuaded by his charms?

TEH EVILS!

[befsquire]

Don't worry, Bethie-kins, you know I'm flexible. In a multitude of ways. ;) I'm just so used to typing out things with Y's. Like titty or pussy. You know how I do. I dedicate a post to you on the 6th of every month so it's okay that you thought this one was yours. It's not though. (only a week and a half left!)
you are freak show flexible, that's for sure. ;)

do you suppose for january, i could have the one on the 6th AND one on the 30th? the 30th being my birthday and all. (not that i have to remind you of that.)

[ToucanSpam]

Does 30 feel old? It shouldn't.

[befsquire]

no, it doesn't. which is a good thing, since i'll be 30 again this year.

[ToucanSpam]

har harrrrrr

That made my day.