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Yorkshire~Rose
12-27-2006, 03:58 PM
and i can't decide whether i liked it or not. It's been 5 minutes since it finished and all i can remember is tits and then lots of blood.

Oh and the eyeball thing.... ack.

DIGI
12-27-2006, 04:08 PM
It's gay.

beastiegirrl101
12-27-2006, 04:26 PM
it sucks, you hated it. I can't believe Tarentino put his name on it.

The Notorious LOL
12-27-2006, 04:28 PM
HAY I NEVER SAW IT IS IT GOOD?

Big Gus
12-27-2006, 05:03 PM
I never thought it was that bad. 7/10. If thats the sort of film you're in the mood for it "works".

bigblu89
12-28-2006, 10:18 AM
I didn't think it was a good "movie" as far as the acting and whatnot.

Yet, I was still entertained.

I thought the concept/plot/storyline was a good, original idea, I just didn't think they executed it very well.

icy manipulator
12-28-2006, 10:48 AM
those half russian half italian tits were perfection. 9.9 out of 10 for the tits. the movie tho, hmm, i've only seen it once after seeing it in the movies. yeah twas ok i guess.

SPOILER

the bit where the crazy german doctor slashed the american's achilles heels made me jump.

that spoiler prolly wasn't neccessary but oh well. i'd still go to Bratislava. 40cents AUD for a pint of beer! (y)

Big Gus
12-28-2006, 02:23 PM
The UK film "Severance" pisses all over it - it's much better. One worth checking out.

abcdefz
12-28-2006, 02:31 PM
those half russian half italian tits were perfection. 9.9 out of 10 for the tits.



Damn. Your "perfection" is strict.

If only the breasts had been perfecter...

Whatitis
12-28-2006, 02:35 PM
Hated it!


That eyeball thing was pretty gross.

Caribou
12-28-2006, 03:39 PM
It sucked. It's just horny americans and naked european boobs for the biggest part of it, and just a teeny tiny bit of gruesome torturing. It should've been the other way around. Or I should've been a guy.

Also, it annoys me that at one point they are meant to be in Amsterdam, yet everybody there speaks polish. I know Amsterdam is very multicultural, but the Poles haven't taken over just yet.

Yorkshire~Rose
12-28-2006, 03:51 PM
After sleeping on it, i agree with the following points:


I thought the concept/plot/storyline was a good, original idea

and

It sucked. It's just horny americans and naked european boobs for the biggest part of it, and just a teeny tiny bit of gruesome torturing. It should've been the other way around. Or I should've been a guy.


Thankyou. :D

Pres Zount
12-28-2006, 04:12 PM
Or I should've been a guy.


hey, hey, hey! We thought it sucked balls too. I hated it it in every way.

Caribou
12-28-2006, 04:21 PM
hey, hey, hey! We thought it sucked balls too. I hated it it in every way.

I just meant that if I had been a guy, I might've gotten some enjoyment out of the naked boobage. But alas, I have a pair of my own, so looking at someone else's doesn't do much for me.
Not saying that all guys would enjoy the naked boobage ofcourse. Some men are gay.

Pres Zount
12-28-2006, 04:23 PM
Yes, exactly.

Yorkshire~Rose
12-28-2006, 04:23 PM
I could appreciate the fine boobage that was on offer. There was no denying it.