Meeeeeeehhhhh.

[DipDipDive]

I HAVE TO GO TO THE DMV TODAY AND I DUN WANNA. (n)

[The Notorious LOL]

insist that you just moved within 30 days indefinetly. If a cop questions you further, expose cleavage.

[ericlee]

Ive been to hell. I spell it...i spell it dmv
Anyone thats been there knows precisely what I mean
Stood there and Ive waited and choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers Id screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless

When I need relief I spell it thc
Perhpas you may know vaguely what I mean
I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy-call it pointless

Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese
Now, lifes a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to dmv-call it pointless

Ive been to hell. I spell it...i spell it dmv
Anyone thats been there knows precisely what I mean
Ive stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen
And if I had my druthers Id screw that chimpanzee-call it pointless

[The Notorious LOL]

is that Primus?

[ericlee]

Yep, Pork Soda FTW!!

[Dr Deaf]

dmw blows. when i got my FL license we waiting in line for 3.5 hrs with only 10 people ahead of us. meanwhile the express lane was humming along.

i'd bring a gameboy with tetris or one of them portable dvd players, a couple magazines, some granola bars, a bottle of water and folding camp or wheel chair.

i have to go to the DMW soon actually. i have to register my awesome car at some point. i'm thinking get there at 0745 and beat the rush.

[Echewta]

Use your time to think of other places where the word "department" is used to discribe a location/company/organization. Does anyone really say anymore "Lets go to the department store today?" No, probably not. Not even me. I say the mall. Like in Fast Times where the guy worked at the movies and the girls worked at the pizza place. Oh, and that guy scalped tickets for Earth Wind and Fire.

[HEIRESS]

I HAVE TO GO TO VANCOUVER TODAY AND THEN SPEND ABOUT 4-7 HOURS IN LINE TOMORROW GETTING MY PASSPORT RENEWED

:( :( :(

[DipDipDive]

Hey gang! I just got back! I didn't have to wait in line very long, but I FAILED MY WRITTEN TEST TO GET MY MINNESOTA DRIVER'S LICENSE. So I have to go back to the DMV AGAIN NEXT WEEK.

:( :(

[HEIRESS]

HEY MAN I DONT EVEN DRIVE SO I CANT JUDGE

(though I did pass the written portion to get my current limited licence skehehehehe)


FUCK I DONT WANT TO STAND IN A ROOM FULL OF ASSHOLES FOR 5 HOURS TOMORROW

FUCK
FUCK
FUCK

[monkey]

did you have a license in your old state?

[DipDipDive]

did you have a license in your old state?

Yes.

[monkey]

and you still have to go through the entire testing process again? i thought it was easier to switch.

[DipDipDive]

I don't have to re-take a driving test. Just the written test.

[The Notorious LOL]

I failed my driving test four times lmao

[DipDipDive]

P.S. It varies from state to state, Pauli. When I moved from Illinois to West Virginia, I didn't have to take any tests to get my new state license. That's not surprising though considering you don't have to have any formal driver's education to get your license in WV.

[Echewta]

Haha you failed how to drive.

[Pres Zount]

How many North Koreans did you shoot?

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Hmm, i didn't know that you had to take another test when you moved to a different state. What a pain.
I lived in the US for a year and thank god i didn't have to take another driving test. I probably would have failed miserably. But then perhaps i wouldn't have got that speeding ticket. 55mph...73...what's the difference.

[skra75]

I HAVE TO GO TO VANCOUVER TODAY AND THEN SPEND ABOUT 4-7 HOURS IN LINE TOMORROW GETTING MY PASSPORT RENEWED

:( :( :(

IT TAKES SO LONG BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO DO A DECORATIVE WOOD BURNING OF EACH AND EVERY CANADIAN PASSPORT HOLDERS NAME INTO A SOLID SHINGLE OF MAPLE WITH A SWAG OF BRANCHES AND BERRIES HANGING OFF OF IT.

[ericlee]

That sucks that you have to take your written test again. I had my old Louisiana license that expired in September. I went to the NY dmv with it in October, brought the required paperwork and they gave me a temp driver's license and sent me the actual license in the mail two weeks later.

[ET]

I had my old Louisiana license that expired in September.

To get those you have to hit the STOP sign with a beer can on the first try of your driving test.