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cookiepuss
12-28-2006, 07:23 PM
Why are we going to hang Sadamn in the next 48 hours? Hello? how many millions of people gather in public places like...oh say...Times Square, on New Years eve????

just seems to be inviting trouble if you ask me.:rolleyes:

Justin
12-28-2006, 07:33 PM
I'm sure that the times square new years thing will be the heaviest secured public event, ever!

cookiepuss
12-28-2006, 07:37 PM
happy new years, we're on orange alert. er red alert. er burnt umber alert!

The Notorious LOL
12-28-2006, 07:55 PM
What is the connection between Saddam Hussein and Al-Qaeda, exactly?


oh right, there is none.

roosta
12-28-2006, 08:27 PM
What is the connection between Saddam Hussein and Al-Qaeda, exactly?


oh right, there is none.

Saddam has a small nuclear device (brought over to Iraq by Donald Rumsfeld, conceiled in the body of a dead Iranian plane passenger given as a present) installed in his head. Once his heart dies it will go off destroying everything in a 4 thousand mile radius and simulatenously showering the surrounding area with Democracy seeds, which once imbeddeded and incubated will suddenly sprout up in a glorious orgy of Western democratic free market capitalism, based on a traditional Christean-Judeo bedrock of values.

I cant wait!

b i o n i c
12-28-2006, 09:59 PM
this thread should be called 'please dont hang saddam before new years'

ericlee
12-28-2006, 10:49 PM
this thread should be called 'please dont hang saddam before new years'

Yeah really. Hang him on new years. At times square. As a matter of fact, tie one end of his noose on him and the other on the ball so when the ball drops, up goes Saddam. Would that be considered a hanging though? It might rip his head off.

cookiepuss
12-29-2006, 12:35 AM
I don't really care if they hang him or not, but what I do care about is all the pain in the ass crap they'll likely make people go through on new years in the name of "national security".

ericlee
12-29-2006, 12:52 AM
I've got to work on the 31st till 23:00 and I'm wondering if I should even try to go to times square. I'll have an hour to get there but I'll still be wearing my uniform because I know for sure that I won't have time to change and make it there for the countdown.

ericlee
12-29-2006, 01:09 AM
Where's the Saddam hanging jokes?

Saddam walks into a bar and a giraffe asks, "hey buddy, why the long neck?"

Q: How can you tell if Saddam is well hung?
A: If you can fit 2 fingers in between his neck and his noose



OHHHH, those are shitty!

TAL
12-29-2006, 01:14 AM
I've got to work on the 31st till 23:00 and I'm wondering if I should even try to go to times square. I'll have an hour to get there but I'll still be wearing my uniform because I know for sure that I won't have time to change and make it there for the countdown.
With just 1 hour to go? Don't even think about trying.

ericlee
12-29-2006, 01:27 AM
With just 1 hour to go? Don't even think about trying.

It's on my way home and it's only a 15 minute train ride from my job to times square. I think I can make it. I'll at least give it a try.

b i o n i c
12-29-2006, 02:08 AM
you can totally make it, you have time. its boring and not worth it, so dont

Pres Zount
12-29-2006, 02:58 AM
Yeah really. Hang him on new years. At times square. As a matter of fact, tie one end of his noose on him and the other on the ball so when the ball drops, up goes Saddam. Would that be considered a hanging though? It might rip his head off.
hahaha.

Also, lol at roosta.

Tone Capone
12-29-2006, 03:31 AM
We aren't hanging him. The Iraqis are.

mp-seventythree
12-29-2006, 04:44 AM
We aren't hanging him. The Iraqis are.

Yeah, I was gonna say, since when were the US the ones trying / sentencing him?
Thanks Tone(y)

Tone Capone
12-29-2006, 04:46 AM
Yeah, I was gonna say, since when were the US the ones trying / sentencing him?
Thanks Tone(y)

Now we just have to wait a little bit for the "puppet government" "mock trial" post from someone and we can come full circle;)