Shouldn't there be a BBMB Awards thread by now? [Archive]

DipDipDive

12-29-2006, 07:34 PM

I hereby pronounce KP the winner of the illustrious "The next dork in line to make a BBMB awards thread" award.

Just don't get caught drunk in a bar licking some other slut's boobs, or we'll take your crown away.

Kid Presentable

12-30-2006, 07:29 AM

Pres Zount

12-30-2006, 07:41 AM

I'm pretty sure there has.

Kid Presentable

12-30-2006, 07:42 AM

I'm pretty sure there has.
For this year? I have votes to cast.

Kid Presentable

12-30-2006, 07:52 AM

Most likely to scratch own ass in sleep using BARE FINGERS:

Person who would pull cum-tangled hair out of the drain:

Best cat killer:

Person who has the most surprising diarrhea:

Pres Zount

12-30-2006, 07:52 AM

Poorest use of an Alias in an Ironic Way award

Poorest use of an Alias award

na§tee

12-30-2006, 07:54 AM

:cool:

Pres Zount

12-30-2006, 07:54 AM

Most likely to scratch own ass in sleep using BARE FINGERS:

Person who would pull cum-tangled hair out of the drain:

Best cat killer:

Person who has the most surprising diarrhea:

!. Icy man, and he would be bare arsed, too.

@. Padster, 'cause his mum told him off.

#. Potentially Mr. Boomin, who must be getting pretty paranoid from looking at all those fucked up cat pics

$. It could be anyone.

Lo_Lyfe

12-30-2006, 07:56 AM

most lkeily to spin no woman no cry at a womans funeral:

most likey to tell a waiter they have AIDS to get quicker service:

tied themselve up in to a knot and pretended to be a dice:

Pres Zount

12-30-2006, 07:57 AM

You for all three, dude!

Kid Presentable

12-30-2006, 07:57 AM

Worst Rave Thread

Worst Second Post

Worst White Person

Lo_Lyfe

12-30-2006, 07:59 AM

You for all three, dude!
naw baby pa. i told the wiater he had AIDS cause he coughed on my steak

Pres Zount

12-30-2006, 08:05 AM

Worst Rave Thread

Worst Second Post

Worst White Person
P...Padster?

Kid Presentable

12-30-2006, 08:09 AM

I was only going at the Rave thread. Padster's safe. I see Laurence Lyfe has attempted a little one-upmanship.

Worst parody thread

Best Tasmanian

Best Spin Bowler

Best Soap Opera/Drama

Pres Zount

12-30-2006, 08:14 AM

Lyfe

Zorra

Gareth

Rob$

Lo_Lyfe

12-30-2006, 08:16 AM

Lyfe

Zorra

Gareth

Rob$
yo the fukk?

Pres Zount

12-30-2006, 08:18 AM

Your parody thread was the only one within my two day memory span. No offense.

Lo_Lyfe

12-30-2006, 08:20 AM

Your parody thread was the only one within my two day memory span. No offense.
naw is cool. u mad cuz i be stylin on u lmfao

Pres Zount

12-30-2006, 08:22 AM

well, maybe.

Kid Presentable

12-30-2006, 08:22 AM

Most likely to be affected by buying an XBox headset

Pres Zount

12-30-2006, 08:26 AM

Could be either of us :<

EDIT: most likely to be late for work tomorow.

EDIT2: Today.

Kid Presentable

12-30-2006, 08:28 AM

Could be either of us :<
Seriously Joe, get it. I want all of our friends here to read that you will get one, and we can play gears. I don't want to be the s/o of a woman living with a dude with a headset, unless you are too.

Pres Zount

12-30-2006, 08:31 AM

Most wanted hypothetically to be played online against.

Lo_Lyfe

12-30-2006, 08:34 AM

smh @ these noobs. find me on live handle is BLASPHEMYirl. ima frag tag u fags lmmfao

Kid Presentable

12-30-2006, 08:37 AM

Most likely to shout 'Damn, son' down the headset.

Get it Joe. Get it.

Pres Zount

12-30-2006, 08:40 AM

Jesus christ ok

Lex Diamonds

01-03-2007, 07:24 AM

P...Padster?
Leave me alone, bonerbreath.

Junker

01-03-2007, 07:28 AM

Best BBMB Awards thread:____________________

Otis Driftwood

01-03-2007, 07:30 AM

Best reference of reproductive orange

na§tee

01-03-2007, 07:34 AM

GET THE HEADSET JOE!

Pres Zount

01-03-2007, 07:47 AM

Alright already. Bloody hell. :mad:

ps: paddy I was asking if kid p was making a padster dis, not making one myself; shit lick.

na§tee

01-03-2007, 07:49 AM

i have no idea what this headset entails but it sounds sort of cool and you get to shout obscenities at kid pee! everyone's a winner!

Lex Diamonds

01-03-2007, 07:52 AM

Whatever, dumpeater!

camo

01-03-2007, 08:04 AM

most likely to bum?

befsquire

01-05-2007, 06:46 AM

most lkeily to spin no woman no cry at a womans funeral:

platinum.

icy manipulator

01-27-2007, 09:50 AM

and the award for most threads started by lyrics goes to..........

wait for it...........

PADSTER

surprise surprise :rolleyes:

Lex Diamonds

01-27-2007, 10:29 AM

Now that I know Kid P was Lo Lyfe, this thread seems pretty sad. Like half of it is him talking to himself.

icy manipulator

01-27-2007, 10:34 AM

!. Icy man, and he would be bare arsed, too.

it's nearly hot enough here for me to sleep naked

ToucanSpam

01-27-2007, 10:58 AM

I think I win the award for Fantasy sports player of the year.

icy manipulator

01-27-2007, 11:01 AM

^ biggest douche of the year. unfortunately i cant think of anything new for you to win

ToucanSpam

01-27-2007, 11:04 AM

You really have this irrational hatred of me. It's actually kind of scary because I've never acknowledged your existance much, but yet you continue to shittalk me everywhere; it kind of reminds me of a three foot midget running around a junior high going 'Lemme at 'em! LEMME AT 'EM! I'll kick all of their asses!'.

icy manipulator

01-27-2007, 11:07 AM

it's because you like kelly clarkson. and i've jumped on the board bandwagon

icy manipulator

01-27-2007, 11:12 AM

do you realise i'm australian btw? we pay the shit out of everyone's flaws. especially north americans. there are some aspects of you i like, but it's just unfortunate you can be an easy target sometimes

ToucanSpam

01-27-2007, 11:21 AM

I'm not actually an easy target at all, in fact I don't even get a lot of heat around here anymore, just every so often some twit decides to rehash some old jokes and try to tempt me into blowing a gasket. Not gonna happen, I moved on.

Kid Presentable

01-27-2007, 09:42 PM

Now that I know Kid P was Lo Lyfe, this thread seems pretty sad. Like half of it is him talking to himself.
Unlike yourself, I'm not preoccupied with looking cool. And failing.

Randetica

01-27-2007, 11:38 PM

im feeling some heat in here, some sexual heat

Knuckles

01-27-2007, 11:49 PM

im feeling some heat in here, some sexual heat
That was just me breezing through this thread, sorry.

Randetica

01-27-2007, 11:53 PM

ehehe ok
wait i have some food in the oven brb

*runs away*

Knuckles

01-27-2007, 11:56 PM

You're not the only one the Padster has got the hots for you know?
He's one sexy beast.

Randetica

01-28-2007, 12:04 AM

you have to share him with planetary though
but yeah he is some hot cake

Kid Presentable

01-28-2007, 12:05 AM

you have to share him with planetary though
but yeah he is some hot cake
I'm quite in straight love with the guy. I'm ok with that.

Randetica

01-28-2007, 12:07 AM

damn straight.

Randetica

01-28-2007, 12:47 AM

and he wrote that while doing that cyber chick

that man has some serious skillz (y)

Lex Diamonds

01-28-2007, 06:00 AM

Unlike yourself, I'm not preoccupied with looking cool. And failing.
Well you clearly are or you wouldn't have said that.

PS
I've got enough love for everyone. Share it around, make sure everybody gets a piece.

DipDipDive

01-28-2007, 12:10 PM

OH YEAH, and I won't bring up the whole "Banning" episode where you were banned for half the season because of your douche-baggery.

lmao

ToucanSpam

01-28-2007, 12:49 PM

Maybe people think you're a douche-bag because you do shit like coming into a popularity thread like this one and make up an award for yourself.

And you really need to stop bragging about how great you did in the Fantasy Football league already dude. I've seen you mention it more than once on here. You went 7-7 in the regular season, hardly a stellar performance, and you got lucky one week and beat me. Echewta then kicked your ass the next week.

OH YEAH, and I won't bring up the whole "Banning" episode where you were banned for half the season because of your douche-baggery.

I'm also referring to the soccer league too, Tubby. There's some obvious bitterness there on your part for losing to a kid nearly half your age who only started watching football seriously about a year ago. Your manly pride must be hurt...

Anyways the banning thing is just as much your shit as it is mine, seeing as you continued to troll and insult me when you knew I literally couldn't respond, thus sealing your reputation for being a childish wank who continues to troll a message board in search of people HALF YOUR AGE who you might think are 'vulnerable'. You need to grow up, Tubby.

ToucanSpam

01-28-2007, 12:50 PM

lmao
Bears suck.:cool:

Lex Diamonds

01-28-2007, 12:51 PM

I'm also referring to the soccer league too, Tubby. There's some obvious bitterness there on your part for losing to a kid nearly half your age who only started watching football seriously about a year ago. Your manly pride must be hurt...

Anyways the banning thing is just as much your shit as it is mine, seeing as you continued to troll and insult me when you knew I literally couldn't respond, thus sealing your reputation for being a childish wank who continues to troll a message board in search of people HALF YOUR AGE who you might think are 'vulnerable'. You need to grow up, Tubby.
Why are you calling him Tubby, aren't you a fatso too?

ToucanSpam

01-28-2007, 02:15 PM

Why are you calling him Tubby, aren't you a fatso too?
I'm not even close, I'm 6'3 and like 210.

Lex Diamonds

01-28-2007, 02:21 PM

My mistake. I thought you were ugly, ginger and overweight.

ToucanSpam

01-28-2007, 02:21 PM

Ginger?

Lex Diamonds

01-28-2007, 02:24 PM

It's funny how you didn't question the ugly and overweight parts.

ToucanSpam

01-28-2007, 02:27 PM

I knew what those two words meant, I do not know what 'ginger' is supposed to mean.

kleptomaniac

01-28-2007, 02:31 PM

someone who's pale, has red hair & freckles

g-mile7

01-28-2007, 03:36 PM

lmao
Irony is pretty LMAO

But Kid P I thought they had an awards last summer (I helped you out now your at 2 stars).

Kid Presentable

01-28-2007, 05:06 PM

Irony is pretty LMAO

But Kid P I thought they had an awards last summer (I helped you out now your at 2 stars).
I didn't mean it as a brand new idea, but rather that it was that time of year. Oh well.

Kid Presentable

01-28-2007, 10:04 PM

PS: Lo_Lyfe and I voted this one star.

Randetica

01-29-2007, 01:17 AM

everyone picks on toucan everyone picks on rob now they pick at each other

now wheres the love?

right here ;)

Genocide Tulips

01-29-2007, 01:22 AM

Where?

g-mile7

01-29-2007, 02:12 AM

Private Message from ToucanSperm:

OUCH, you cut right to the bone man.
So much for private messages but Toucan is impressing by standing his ground.

Randetica

01-29-2007, 02:43 AM

Where?

i have enough love for all the unloved ones

Randetica

01-29-2007, 04:32 AM

lol rob you sure do not which is great and probably the main reason why i like and respect you (y) but im such a motherly animal and im getting all aww and wanna hug when someone gets so much shit but i know you can take lot of shit and have a great woman there

still AWWW! eat that :P

Lex Diamonds

01-29-2007, 04:48 AM

This is like the internet equivalent of when the nerdy kids at school get into a fight and they're all in a rage and turning red and shouting and shit and everyone else is just laughing and recording it on their camera phones. (y)

Pres Zount

01-29-2007, 04:48 AM

...and you are impressing by almost making a legible post.

Used a number in place of a word-------CHECK
Didn't cum all over your screen when adressing one of the girls here---CHECK
No grammatical errors-----X
haha.