turn me on, turn me off

[Dorothy Wood]

fake boyfriend: hey, I'm moving into a condo downtown!

me: ooohh, awesome, how'd you swing that?

*boner*

him: my parents bought it for me.

me: gay.

*no boner*


also, he got plane tickets to spain for christmas. hmph. we watched cable on his giant flat screen t.v. that his aunt bought him. he also has prescription toothpaste because his dad is a dentist. he doesn't know why it's prescription. I used some! it has a small opening. maybe I shouldn't have eaten the whole tube. :(

[Bob]

how did it taste?

medical?

[Dorothy Wood]

nah brah, it tasted like normal toothpaste

ding ding ding, here it is! (http://www.colgate.com/app/Colgate/US/OC/Products/FromTheDentist/PrevidentPrescription.cvsp)

[Dorothy Wood]

hey, thanks.

[Bob]

i don't think i'd trust toothpaste that came out of a pill bottle

[Dorothy Wood]

my welcome?


yeah, I was really curious about the toothpaste myself, but he just didn't want to talk about it. he was like, "I don't know! my dad's a dentist! it's free dental schwag!" and I was like, "I want some dental schwag, I wish my dad was a dentist. GIVE ME A BACK MASSAGE! :mad: " and then I got one. but I didn't get any dental schwag. lol@my fake boyfriend. maybe if he weren't such a pussy, I'd make him my real boyfriend.

also, I'm pretty sure I accidentally stole $8 from his bedroom floor. there was a money wad that was for sure mine, and another money wad next to it. it could have been my own money wad that had gotten separated into two separate wads. I was like, "hey, is this your money or my money?" and he was like, "uh, I don't know" and I was like, "I'm taking it" and he was like, "okay". and I was like, "it might be your money, but then again, it could also be mine, and if it is, I don't want to leave it." and he was like, "just take the money" and then I yelled, "SCORE!"

[Bob]

you could use it to buy toothpaste!

[Freebasser]

Oh heavens!

[Dorothy Wood]

I AM SO WACKY YOU CANNNOT BELIEVE IT!

but I need a prescription, bob :(

[Bob]

i hear you know a guy who knows a guy who can get you one

do what you have to do

[jabumbo]

eat his pants

[Loppfessor]

Does he have a sister?

[Dorothy Wood]

I don't know. I just know he has a brother. I'm pretty sure no sister. I think. I don't know, he looks like robert downey jr. and I get confused and before I know it, we're holding hands. :/


BOB, I can't just ask someone for their father's toothpaste!

[beastieangel01]

funny. A boy took me on a date a few weeks ago that looks so much like a young robert downey jr it's kind of scary/disturbing because rdj was my first crush on a famous boy ever.

good times, good times.

[ggirlballa]

boy who turned off dorothy -> prescribtion toothpaste ->robert downey jr look-alikes


interesting

[marsdaddy]

How can he be non-conformist if his parents buy him a condo?!

[Dorothy Wood]

he works at a fancy grocery store and watches t.v. a lot. he doesn't deserve to get a free condo. come on! if people keep giving him free stuff all the time, he's not going to try to better himself. which, I guess, is fine. but I don't think he's very happy. I called him a frat boy :( I said, "YOU USED TO BE PUNK ROCK AND NOW YOU'RE A FRAT BOY!" and he was like, "I'M NOT A FRAT BOY! I'M A YUPPIE!" and I was like, "GROSS! YOU DON'T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO BE A YUPPIE!" and then we saw some bunnies in a yard and I was like, "OOOOH, BUNNIES!!!!! LEMME FIND MY CAMERA! BUNNIES IN THE CITY!!!!!!!" and then the picture didn't turn out and then he pulled me to him and we kissed. in front of the bunnies.

I honestly don't know why anyone puts up with that kind of behavior. ah well.

[Echewta]

Bunnies in a condo, 5 cents.