Big Trouble in Little Chicago. THE BORING NYE STORY.

[Dorothy Wood]

okay, so I went to a small gathering before the bar party at this girl's house that I'm trying to be friends with because I need more girl friends. It was kind of awkward and quiet, but there was a guy (who used to be in a band with fred armisen, omg) there who kinda kept the conversation going when there was a lull, and there were frequent lulls. and ethopian jazz.

anyway, half of us went to the bar and it was okay. midnight came and went without much fanfare. it was pretty disappointing, me and New Friend kinda just stood there unkissed and rolling our eyes. Later on I saw some chicks making out. I danced some, but not enough. New Friend and I groaned about the lack of hot single dudes.

Later, I find out that my friend C who has a girlfriend now, used to have a crush on me. Which is weird, because I heard that he thought I had a crush on him months ago. so anyway, the whole night he kept taking pictures of me. over and over, with this look on his face...that was sooo pervy. I was like, "NO PAPARAZZI! NO PAPARAZZI!" and he'd go, "look at this one, this is an awesome picture of you! look at it!" and then he'd stare at the view finder and go, "man, you are so fucking hot". and I had to punch him numerous times. I was like, "take a nice picture of me and you, not just me" and he took one of us and then said, "it looks like we're about to do it". and I was like, "gross!" and then he got up to go to the bathroom, but he really just went to talk to our friend who he had made out with and told her that he thought I had a crush on him. and when they were done, I said, "what were guys talking about?" and he said, "your vagina". and I said, "awesome". :rolleyes:

but of course, I was drunk and loving the attention, because I'm a jerk like that. I also discovered that one of my other friends must love getting his butt touched because he came and sat in a booth and was squishing me over and to retaliate, I put my hand under his butt and pinched and then I was poking it and he was giggling like a little girl.

New Friend has been friends with that guy for years and I got her to confess her crush on him, but she said he said it's never gonna happen. which is so dumb, because they're great friends and she's super good-looking. so we grumbled a bit about how boys are retarded.

I barely talked to Nathan. I flipped him off at the end of the night and he yelled, "you're the best!". I shared a cab with a couple that I'm friends with and I was in a super bad mood, and the boy half was squeezing me and telling me he loved me and that I was the best girl ever and the most beautiful girl in the world. and I was like, "uhh, next to your girlfriend, right?" and then they sort of got into a fight.

and I went home by myself. I didn't cry. I really would just like an explanation. well, at least I have a new friend.

[marsdaddy]

I really would just like an explanation.The answers are right there, in black and white.

Everytime I watch The Real World -- or some other show where people stop being nice and start being real -- I think of you.

[Dorothy Wood]

hey! I don't see any answers anywhere. seriously. tell me them. I beg of you.

[kll]

i like this story.

i flipped my b/f off at about 11:15pm, stormed out into the parking lot of the hotel, we got into a huge fight in the parking lot, continued it on past new year's where at about 12:03am, i asked to be struck down right then and there, then got nervous.

yeah, i like your night better.

[marsdaddy]

Checking out a guy while trying to make more female friends seems like you were distracted.
Dancing with new friend is not the same as making out. If you really want to dance, dance.
Friend C has a girlfriend now, stop thinking about him. He's a dick.
Drunk and loving the attention is fine but touching butt is taking it to another level, particularly if you have no interest in said butt touching were you sober.
New friend's crush and good looks are a sign of someone's retardedness but not the boys.
Why do the boys with whom you hang out have no respect for women, their relationships, or you? And why do you hang out with them?

[paul jones]

yeah,at least you have a new chum

hey,I watched the old black and white movie 'Great Expectations' today starring John Mills as Mr Pip and Alec Guinness as Herbert

old fuckin skoool black and white charles fuckin dickens story with funny surnames goodness(y)

[Dorothy Wood]

wait, what? I don't understand #1.

I did want to dance, the music was just kinda blah. too many cooks in the kitchen...err, djs in the dj booth.

I'm not thinking about C. okay, well, I am, but not seriously. I decided a long time ago that he's trouble. but he's one of my dearest friends and I love him and we have a great time together, so it's natural to wonder.

as for the butt-touching, come on. it's all in good fun. and I would touch his butt sober. it's fantastic. he's adorable, but yeah, don't want to date him...just stare at him and fondle.

I also don't get #5.

lastly, because they're funny? I don't know. they're my friends. we laugh so hard together. I nearly peed my pants the other day during a hilarious car ride. they like good music and talk about interesting subjects too. :(

[alruggs]

i like this story.

i flipped my b/f off at about 11:15pm, stormed out into the parking lot of the hotel, we got into a huge fight in the parking lot, continued it on past new year's where at about 12:03am, i asked to be struck down right then and there, then got nervous.

yeah, i like your night better.

I BLAME NOBU.

I got handed a huge glass of goldschlagger by a roadie with Rockstar Supernova. I was a little afraid to drink it.

[ampm]

okay, so I went to a small gathering before the bar party at this girl's house that I'm trying to be friends with because I need more girl friends. It was kind of awkward and quiet, but there was a guy (who used to be in a band with fred armisen, omg) there who kinda kept the conversation going when there was a lull, and there were frequent lulls. and ethopian jazz.

anyway, half of us went to the bar and it was okay. midnight came and went without much fanfare. it was pretty disappointing, me and New Friend kinda just stood there unkissed and rolling our eyes. Later on I saw some chicks making out. I danced some, but not enough. New Friend and I groaned about the lack of hot single dudes.

Later, I find out that my friend C who has a girlfriend now, used to have a crush on me. Which is weird, because I heard that he thought I had a crush on him months ago. so anyway, the whole night he kept taking pictures of me. over and over, with this look on his face...that was sooo pervy. I was like, "NO PAPARAZZI! NO PAPARAZZI!" and he'd go, "look at this one, this is an awesome picture of you! look at it!" and then he'd stare at the view finder and go, "man, you are so fucking hot". and I had to punch him numerous times. I was like, "take a nice picture of me and you, not just me" and he took one of us and then said, "it looks like we're about to do it". and I was like, "gross!" and then he got up to go to the bathroom, but he really just went to talk to our friend who he had made out with and told her that he thought I had a crush on him. and when they were done, I said, "what were guys talking about?" and he said, "your vagina". and I said, "awesome". :rolleyes:

but of course, I was drunk and loving the attention, because I'm a jerk like that. I also discovered that one of my other friends must love getting his butt touched because he came and sat in a booth and was squishing me over and to retaliate, I put my hand under his butt and pinched and then I was poking it and he was giggling like a little girl.

New Friend has been friends with that guy for years and I got her to confess her crush on him, but she said he said it's never gonna happen. which is so dumb, because they're great friends and she's super good-looking. so we grumbled a bit about how boys are retarded.

I barely talked to Nathan. I flipped him off at the end of the night and he yelled, "you're the best!". I shared a cab with a couple that I'm friends with and I was in a super bad mood, and the boy half was squeezing me and telling me he loved me and that I was the best girl ever and the most beautiful girl in the world. and I was like, "uhh, next to your girlfriend, right?" and then they sort of got into a fight.

and I went home by myself. I didn't cry. I really would just like an explanation. well, at least I have a new friend.

This is about as entertaining as an episode of After M*A*S*H

[Dorothy Wood]

the key word in the title is "boring". joke's on you.

[ericlee]

Dear Ms. Wood,

I had to work on new years eve. I caught a real shitty cold after the 2nd hour of work. I spent midnight of January 2007 on a subway traveling home from work and was told happy new year via the train p.a. by the conductor.

I couldn't even kiss my wife at midnight:(

I hope my sob story makes you feel a little better being that you got to go out at least and meet a friend.

Sincerely yours,

ericlee

[SobaViolence]

i was at my best friend's house, celebrating with his family...(n)

i found out they are really fucking homophobic, which isn't cool, but i've known them for 16 yrs.

also, girl didn't call after i txt'd her.

:mad: not with a bang, but a whimper.

[HEIRESS]

I BLAME NOBU.

I got handed a huge glass of goldschlagger by a roadie with Rockstar Supernova. I was a little afraid to drink it.

sup pretty lady (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/HEIRESS/poopoo/phone03.jpg)

[Dorothy Wood]

I haven't had goldschlagger in years and years, and I've only had it in canada!


I forgot that there were cookies at this party that nobody was eating and me and New Friend were like, "DON'T EAT THOSE COOKIES, THERE ARE ROOFIES IN THEM!" and people were like, "OH NOOOS!" and we kept yelling "RAPE COOKIES!" but then they'd be like, "wait, huh? are these really rape cookies?" and we were like, "I don't know, but they could be".

[Lex Diamonds]

OMGWTF a Sarky thread where she goes on about "crushes" and someone cries/nearly cries at the end!!!

WHO'DA THOUGHT?

[Otis Driftwood]

That Goldwater (as we call it over here, schlager means hit, btw) is plain nasty stuff. Tasted very sweet when I was on the finishing what's left of last nights party mission. Next day, under normal circumstances it was vile, repulsive and evil. Someone make a drink with lint in it...

[kll]

I BLAME NOBU.

I got handed a huge glass of goldschlagger by a roadie with Rockstar Supernova. I was a little afraid to drink it.

I like your night better too!

[beastieangel01]

ahaha @ rape cookies

my new years eve was spent drinking way too much and playing wii. I was with the boy that took me on a date the friday before. We had a conversation about how we were both surprised we met someone really cool and that we like. He then said if he were still living here, "how could we not be together?" Then I smacked him on the shoulder and said to stop talking in such a way because he's leaving for 6 months and such talk is nonsense. He then added "Well, I don't expect you to wait or not have to go have fun and all that but... I have to admit, when I come back and when you are with someone else I'm going to have to pretend to be happy for you even though I won't be because the entire time I'm going to be thinking about how we should be together."

and that made me go "awww" and hate him more at the same time.

and now he's gone.

And I'm kind of irritated that even though I wasn't trying to meet anyone, I've met two pretty awesome men within the past 6 months and BOTH DO NOT LIVE HERE. At least one is moving back but that's another 6 months.

pffft.

stupid nye. at least I got to play more wii.

[Otis Driftwood]

"Well, I don't expect you to wait or not have to go have fun and all that but... I have to admit, when I come back and when you are with someone else I'm going to have to pretend to be happy for you even though I won't be because the entire time I'm going to be thinking about how we should be together."

It's meant to make you think of him as an honest guy, thinly veiling a threat, that he's gonna be deeply upset (OMG!) if you don't stay chaste til he's back. Like you have no right to happyness if he doesn't. Don't worry, this is just mantalk, I do it a lot as well. The female version is more hostile and devious, though. :p

[beastieangel01]

ha^

eh. I like him. A lot. What he said to me goes both ways. But I don't want to hold my breath for him or for anyone. Especially when they don't live here. And I'm in the "don't want to get hurt in the slightest" mode so I'm fighting it even more.

I think one of my resolutions should be not to bother with men in any way shape or form. Just for 07.

[monkey]

I think one of my resolutions should be not to bother with men in any way shape or form. Just for 07.

i failed at that resolution. about a second into 07. :mad: