Pat Robertson - Prophet

[Ali]

'mass killing' in 2007 (http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/02/robertson.predictions.ap/) Evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday that God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would cause a "mass killing" late in 2007.

"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network.

"The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."

Robertson said God told him about the impending tragedy during a recent prayer retreat.

God also said, he claims, that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.

Robertson suggested in January 2006 that God punished then-Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon with a stroke for ceding Israeli-controlled land to the Palestinians.

The broadcaster predicted in January 2004 that President Bush would easily win re-election.

Bush won 51 percent of the vote that fall, beating Democratic Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts.

In 2005, Robertson predicted that Bush would have victory after victory in his second term. He said Social Security reform proposals would be approved and Bush would nominate conservative judges to federal courts.

Lawmakers confirmed Bush's 2005 nominations of John Roberts and Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court. But the president's Social Security initiative was stalled.

"I have a relatively good track record," he said. "Sometimes I miss."

In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006.

Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring's heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction.
You let people like this roam the streets!?

The Prophet Speaks (http://unfairlybalanced.com/archive/slides/Pat%20Robertson%20prophet.htm)

[QueenAdrock]

I sure hope god was referring to Pat Robertson in that mass killing.


Not that I want him dead, but it would be pretty hilarious and ironic.

[Echewta]

So God tells him things but sometimes God is wrong? Or wait, Pat is wrong but I thought God was telling him? And if God didn't say nuclear then why is Pat adding that it might be? Is he doubting God or does he think he can see more than God?

I'm so confussed.

[DroppinScience]

So did God tell Pat Robertson how this "attack" can be thwarted?

[kaiser soze]

His congregation better start giving him money so God will save them!

[drizl]

that dudes tha devil

[Ali]

So did God tell Pat Robertson how this "attack" can be thwarted?If He did, then Pat aint tellin' us! (cos then he and He would be wrong - see?)

[HAL 9000]

But the prophet who presumes to speak a word in My name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or who speaks in the name of other gods, that prophet shall die.' 21 And if you say in your heart, 'How shall we know the word which the LORD has not spoken?'— 22 when a prophet speaks in the name of the LORD, if the thing does not happen or come to pass, that is the thing which the LORD has not spoken... (Deuteronomy 18:20-22)


It shall come to pass that if anyone still prophesies, then his father and mother who begot him will say to him, 'You shall not live, because you have spoken lies in the name of the LORD.' And his father and mother who begot him shall thrust him through when he prophesies. (Zechariah 13:3)



Interesting eh?(y)

[Echewta]

Panama ah oh oh ah oh

[sam i am]

Robertson should stay out of the prognostication business and leave it to Nostradamus....

THAT dude knew what he was talking about.

[ms.peachy]

I love Pat Robertson. He's my favourite stand-up comedian.

[sam i am]

I love Pat Robertson. He's my favourite stand-up comedian.

He IS funnier than Robin Williams.:p

[QueenAdrock]

So did God tell Pat Robertson how this "attack" can be thwarted?

HE SAID STOP KILLING BABIES AND STOP HAVING GAY RELATIONS!

HALLELUJAH, PRAISE JESUS-UH!

[zorra_chiflada]

I love Pat Robertson. He's my favourite stand-up comedian.
yes

[yeahwho]

He's planning something. Think about it, he's an authoratarian religious extremist leader with gobs of cash and a fanatical following. He's issuing threatening videotapes. He knows something, and there's not time to get a warrant!

The only real solution is to declare him an enemy combatant, bolt him to the floor of a cargo plane for a quick trip to a secret prison outside U.S. territory, tie him to a chair and have Jack Bauer pistol-whip him until he talks.

[QueenAdrock]

Mmmm ...pistol whip (http://static.flickr.com/9/13480892_a6be4d568e_o.jpg)

[sam i am]

Jack Bauer is make-believe.




Just saying.

[QueenAdrock]

Saying Jack isn't real to Brett is like telling little kids Santa doesn't exist.

Don't do it mang. :(

[Bob]

You let people like this roam the streets!?


yeah but they usually shout on street corners while wearing sandwich boards

edit: how is this supposed to make us like pat robertson, anyway? the man's telling us that he has a direct line with god, and all he's doing is making fucking predictions with it? this is what god does with his prophets? tell them about his plans, the plans that we can't do anything to prevent, since he's god? fuck, how's this even supposed to make us like god? do something useful! he's not even giving us any specific information! he's just all "yeah, uh, i'm definitely gonna kill a whole lot of you sometime this year so, you know, look out for that". no date, no place, no reason

this god, i swear

[QueenAdrock]

Isn't the Old Testament god suppposed to be the one who's a dick? I mean the New Testament god is supposed to be nicer and not want to kill as much, right?

[joon]

Isn't the Old Testament god suppposed to be the one who's a dick? I mean the New Testament god is supposed to be nicer and not want to kill as much, right?
I know you are just kidding but seriously which ever god is in control is indicative to what agenda is being followed. It has been my experience that if there is a vengeful god lurking about this belies a guilty conscience. So the real question here is what has Pat Robertson done in his seedy, perverted pseudo-prophetic life that forces him to see mass killings? I like to make quirky projections here. So I will guess, he has found a certain inner peace wearing women's lingerie and feels at odds with god or perhaps the hooker he has been frequenting has threatened to out him. Who knows what drives these prophets. We as mere humans are not meant to understand their minds.
Go Pat go. You crazy God-friend.

[HAL 9000]

Well I guess Pat Robertson owned us all.

oh wait.....

No he didnt.

So either God or Pat is a liar. Neither is particularly trustworthy...

Anyone know what Pat is predicting for 08?

[QueenAdrock]

hahaha I completely forgot about this

Gold (y)

[Bob]

Well I guess Pat Robertson owned us all.

oh wait.....

No he didnt.

So either God or Pat is a liar. Neither is particularly trustworthy...

Anyone know what Pat is predicting for 08?

that's not it at all

the american counter-terrorist regime, despite all the attempts at sabotage by you commie anarcholiberal nazis, was so effective that it overcame god's will and stopped the terrorist attacks

take that, god

[King PSYZ]

Bob - Spin Doctor Extrodinaire!

I think you're pumping yourself up for a future in politics sir.