had a sex dream about one a you ladies

[Lo_Lyfe]

and it was all tender and shytt. and it weren't twolip mayne my shytt has sailed bytch

so now i feel propmted to write poetry not rhymes

under the moonlight
loading bay
orangepeel on my shoe my lug what up boo?
we caressin well you caressin me
damn security yo lay lo
like a condor peelin apples for a salad usin apples
a put my stick in the toffee
oooh lala in your pepe le peu
may god
oh shit i love your panties
let me try them on
can i borrow a hairclip damn my effervescence is pleasant
i be up in you bubbly
like a thrush remedy
my crew think i fell of for fallin in youe flytrap
bastin ham for christmas, yo we always had the turkeys.

*break*

i jump out the bush yellin supplies
you see it my eyes
we a three man tent with a team packin in
i chill in a shopping cart
like six pounds of olive
like a balck smith but not will
hammer your horse shoe
good looks yo can i use some lipgloss?
my shytts dryin up when it gets windy
i wanna be ur husband
aquaphobic sealion
hurry up a n give the password to the poonani
im just playin
rose leafes on the bed
bread hollowed out and placed upon my head
oh shit i gopt a bread hat
did you get that
sing along with me
oh shit i got a bread hat
alram clock ringing i hit the cooze like its snooze
pushin with my hand like og de Souza on a cruise
undo my suspenders but
dont laugh
at the boing
i could eat your toes
oh shit you know how crushes goes

[Gareth]

i dont mean to sound gay but i'm feeling your verse

[Lo_Lyfe]

dam son i dont know what to tell you :o

[paul jones]

I like the words 'aquaphobic sealion' a lot(y)

[ericlee]

like a condor peelin apples for a salad usin apples


Why in the hell would a condor be peelin apples? They'd be like "fuck dem apples, let's go to the desert and look for some dumbass tourist who's strayed off path that is dehydrated"

[Pres Zount]

That's the best line, for sure. But I think you are thinking of vultures, ericlee. Condors live in Argentina or something, and have enormous wingspans.

Ahem. Do I really need to know who this is too, or who the dream was about? No? good.

[ericlee]

That's the best line, for sure. But I think you are thinking of vultures, ericlee. Condors live in Argentina or something, and have enormous wingspans.

Ahem. Do I really need to know who this is too, or who the dream was about? No? good.

Condors are related to vultures. They rely on other scavangers instead of smell to find their food. There's a small population in California but are almost extinct.

I just don't see them peeling apples.

[Pres Zount]

oh, ok.

[Genocide Tulips]

Thank god you're done with me. You are one freaky guy.

[Lex Diamonds]

oh shit i got a bread hat
did you get that
sing along with me
oh shit i got a bread hat
Shyt is flames, nikka. (y)

[Dorothy Wood]

that made me laff.

[ET]

girlies got they lobsta bibz on. fasho.

[beastieangel01]

oooh lala in your pepe le peu

AHAHAHAHAHA

I have to admit. This is brilliance.

[The Notorious LOL]

Lo Lyfe is the best board member there is.

[Echewta]

*break*

Brilliance. Like the double or triple spaces wouldn't be enough.

[Kid Presentable]

Not bad. (y)

[befsquire]

i need to know who you're dreaming about.

i'm guessing heiress, na§tee, ba01, or sarky. my guess is based on recent photos in sureshots.

[Lo_Lyfe]

^yo i wish it was u with that gat mami. :cool: :cool: :cool:

for reals tho. she aint posted yet maybe she has. im on hotplate today yo

[Big Gus]

Heheh. Funny.

[na§tee]

we need to know who it is so they can post a similar set of rhymes!

oh shit i love your panties

is my favourite line! (y)

[roosta]

oh shit i love your panties


is my favourite line! (y)

hahaha..mine too.

no homo

[Bitchamachacha]

Hahah! you called the bitch "Boo".

[kll]

i had a lovely dream last night/this morning about minton. yes, minton. our fearful admin. i mean, fearless admin.


his g/f was wearing a mini-skirt that was too tight and it kept riding up as they walked around the mall. she stepped into a store to buy tights. he came out of the store and he and i started holding hands and skipping around the mall. yep, skipping. there's my sex dream about a board member.

[synch]

i had a lovely dream last night/this morning about minton. yes, minton. our fearful admin. i mean, fearless admin.


his g/f was wearing a mini-skirt that was too tight and it kept riding up as they walked around the mall. she stepped into a store to buy tights. he came out of the store and he and i started holding hands and skipping around the mall. yep, skipping. there's my sex dream about a board member.
You like to watch.

Apparently.

[kll]

why would i need a break? it's the best thing that's happened to me in a while...