wtf is this beast bug on my bathroom roof!?

[icy manipulator]

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/4264/bugbeastde6.jpg
it's a fucking manbeast. a team of gecko's wouldn't be able to devour this beast. is it harmless, or shall i kill it so i dont have to worry about wearing a cricket box to bed tonight!?

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[Otis Driftwood]

How adoring! It beats any dumb cat six ways to Friday!

[abcdefz]

You need to hold up a dime or something so it gives a sense of scale.



"Honey -- there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick."

[ampm]

It's an insect. Two antennae and 6 legs, so it's not an arachnid (spider).

[beastiegirrl101]

dude, kill it already.

I dry heave when I see spiders in my apartment.

[icy manipulator]

http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/5169/bug2ed8.jpg
ok so it's not the hugest thing in the world but it's still too much for the gecko's to eat. i've never seen anything like it before. and the bastard isn't affraid of a camera flash, that cant be good!

[abcdefz]

If you're squeamish about it, a paper cup and stiff piece of paper can trap it.

[Otis Driftwood]

If you're squeamish about it, a paper cup and stiff piece of paper can trap it.
Yup, the clean karma method is my fave too. Also, if you go around viciously smashing bugs, they'll squirt larvae and eggs everywhere...

[abcdefz]

Yeah. I take them outside and release 'em with strict instructions to go bother Mrs. Macy up the street.

[afronaut]

That bugs gonna eat you in your sleep man. You're gonna wake up in the middle of night and you're going to be missing a leg. If you're lucky, that is. He might decide to go for your dick.

[na§tee]

it's tiny! pick it up and put it outside. it doesn't look like a fast mover.

[beastiegirrl101]

you guys cant hear me, but I'm screaming.

[Helvete]

It's just a friendly beetle, don't harm it.

[abcdefz]

That bugs gonna eat you in your sleep man. You're gonna wake up in the middle of night and you're going to be missing a leg. If you're lucky, that is. He might decide to go for your dick.



Pfft. Nobody goes for Icy's dick.

[abcdefz]

It's just a friendly beetle, don't harm it.



It's Ringo!

[Echewta]

Its awesome. Dont kill it.

[ericlee]

I believe that would be a boll weevil which is known as a cotton bug.

http://www.ars.usda.gov/sp2UserFiles/Place/64021000/bollweevil3.jpg

The Boll Weevil, Anthonomus grandis grandis, is a major pest of cotton that feed on fruiting forms, leaf petioles, and terminal growth. They begin feeding on the terminals and leaf petioles, and then lay eggs in the cotton squares and later in the bolls. The larva within the squares and bolls stop the squares growth and the bolls don't open properly or get boll rot.

[ericlee]

maybe not, it doesn't have the same snout as a boll weevil.

I've seen your kind of bug before and I can't remember what it's called.

[abcdefz]

I remember my first contact with an earwig. Fucker pinched my thigh real good and I jumped about a foot, turned and looked at the thing and was like, "What fresh hell is this!?" Those things are ugly. And alien-looking.

This bug of yours, Icy -- never seen it. Maybe you're hallucinating.

[ericlee]

http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/5169/bug2ed8.jpg
ok so it's not the hugest thing in the world but it's still too much for the gecko's to eat. i've never seen anything like it before. and the bastard isn't affraid of a camera flash, that cant be good!

What do you mean it isn't afraid of the flash? It appears to me that you've literally scared the shit out of it.

[drizl]

bugs are so cool

just put a cup over it and then slide a peice of paper between the cup and ceiling knocking him/her into the cup, then cover the cup with the paper, and release the little guy outside.

do beetles fuck?

[ericlee]

do beetles fuck?

yes they do and excuse me now. I've become slightly aroused. brb

http://static.flickr.com/23/28334648_5f59066f98.jpg

[ScarySquirrel]

It looks like a raisin with legs and I don't mean these...
http://www.usatoday.com/money/photos/raisin22.jpg

[b-grrrlie]

It looks like some kinda weevil (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weevil), but not the one eric suggested. The legs are quite awesome!
It's vegetarian so you don't need to worry, but if it's the wood-boring one then your furniture is in danger....

[beastieangel01]

EW WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

sorry. I don't like bugs. Actually I am cool with them they are fun to look at but not if they are inside a house or my house or when they touch me.

:(

[Drederick Tatum]

draw a race track on a piece of paper and do some time trials!

[Pres Zount]

At first glance it looked like an assassin bug, to me. I could be wrong.

[befsquire]

pat it down for weapons!

[icy manipulator]

well, i thought the gecko's had gotten to him because Boris the Beastbug wasn't around in the morning. but when i arrived home from work tonight he'd made a return. he had a nice little adventure on the basin climbing to the peaks of mouthwash mountain and trekking up the anti hangover cream alps.

now he ascend back to the roof. oh wait, he's taking a detour via the bathroom door to the slippery wall of 21st photos.

what shall be boris the beastbug's next adventure?

i may have to make a video of him

[camo]

well, i thought the gecko's had gotten to him because Boris the Beastbug wasn't around in the morning. but when i arrived home from work tonight he'd made a return. he had a nice little adventure on the basin climbing to the peaks of mouthwash mountain and trekking up the anti hangover cream alps.

now he ascend back to the roof. oh wait, he's taking a detour via the bathroom door to the slippery wall of 21st photos.

what shall be boris the beastbug's next adventure?

i may have to make a video of him

Do you have a remote control car to put him on? Now that would be an adventure for him!

[marsdaddy]

http://www.lizard-ville.net/portals/49/ProductPhotos/P116_0.pngDo you have a remote control car to put him on? Now that would be an adventure for him!
Maybe you can hypnotize it?

[ggirlballa]

thats 1 scary lookin bug, i would kill it after squealing & spazzing out of being freaked out by it


i'm scurrred of bugs:(

aslo how the hell did it get in your house, something like that looks like it belongs in the jungle or something

[hitmonlee]

It looks like some kinda weevil (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weevil), but not the one eric suggested. The legs are quite awesome!
It's vegetarian so you don't need to worry, but if it's the wood-boring one then your furniture is in danger....


lol a weevil! weevils are miniscule. like really really tiny.