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HBO has a series called Real Sex and they are up to #23. I made the mistake of watching it last night. I don't want to see average people doing sensual yoga and making homemade sex videos. The average person is a train wreck and should not be paraded around on my cable channels. I am going to continue to click over to Cinemax for my cable erotica. At least they have crappy skin flicks and not some jelly rolled woman trying to find her g-spot.
cookiepuss
01-05-2007, 12:17 PM
lol. I like that show though.
I do laugh when they interview couples and other people on the street between the segments.
jabumbo
01-05-2007, 12:25 PM
it was mildly entertaining with a large group of drunk friends, but i think thats the only time
I can't watch stuff like that with friends. What if one of the guys gets a chubby or a pup tent and needs to go get a brew? It is not kosher in my book.
ToucanSpam
01-05-2007, 12:53 PM
I'm pretty sure it's past #23...
HBO has a series called Real Sex and they are up to #23. I made the mistake of watching it last night. I don't want to see average people doing sensual yoga and making homemade sex videos. The average person is a train wreck and should not be paraded around on my cable channels. I am going to continue to click over to Cinemax for my cable erotica. At least they have crappy skin flicks and not some jelly rolled woman trying to find her g-spot.
This thread could also apply to certain females who post photogs in the Sure Shots forum.
beastiegirrl101
01-05-2007, 01:02 PM
I saw the one with the hookers in Atlantic City and it was pretty intense.
marsdaddy
01-05-2007, 01:03 PM
I think it's funny how the "realness" of Real Sex sends you over to Skinemax. The problem with Skinemax is knowing that take 2 is the hardcore version in it's full glory -- "do that again, but for the DVD now" -- blows the "realness" of it.
Well, I am really being a bit of a liar. I don't really go over to skinamax since I don't subscribe to Cinemax. You have to admit that some of the show is too real and should be banned in most states. Except maybe lets say Wisconsin where women eat cheese for breakfast.
jabumbo
01-05-2007, 01:29 PM
nothing wrong with eating large quantities of cheese in the morning....
I saw the one with the hookers in Atlantic City and it was pretty intense.
Are you talking about "Hookers on the Point"? That was a different series if so. The best part about that was the dude who would try and pick up some hooker and be like "Can I get some conversation?" I don't know why but it makes me laugh every time I think of it.
As far as the Real Sex series goes.....it can be pretty hilarious. I saw one with a short clip on the Real Dolls. And this one guy that was being interviewed was like "I won't have full on sex with it because its disrespectful so I just masturbate in front of it" or something close to that. And then a couple got one so they could have a 3 some. Shit was so fucking funny. If they all were that funny I'd watch it every time it came on. But instead its out of shape 40+ couples going to swinger conventions and taking classes on how to properly take a strap on in the ass like a true gentleman and what not.
The show had potential to be some of the best comedy HBO had to offer.
beastiegirrl101
01-05-2007, 02:19 PM
Are you talking about "Hookers on the Point"? That was a different series if so. The best part about that was the dude who would try and pick up some hooker and be like "Can I get some conversation?" I don't know why but it makes me laugh every time I think of it.
As far as the Real Sex series goes.....it can be pretty hilarious. I saw one with a short clip on the Real Dolls. And this one guy that was being interviewed was like "I won't have full on sex with it because its disrespectful so I just masturbate in front of it" or something close to that. And then a couple got one so they could have a 3 some. Shit was so fucking funny. If they all were that funny I'd watch it every time it came on. But instead its out of shape 40+ couples going to swinger conventions and taking classes on how to properly take a strap on in the ass like a true gentleman and what not.
The show had potential to be some of the best comedy HBO had to offer.
I SAW THE ONE WITH THE DOLLS!!!
there was that one guy who had one made to look like his ex wife and he used to take pictures of it sitting by the window. Creepy.
the couple that got one for the 3some brought it in the hot tub / pool with them...
cookiepuss
01-05-2007, 02:19 PM
those dolls are so creepy. I remember that episode.
drizl
01-05-2007, 02:30 PM
haha
i saw the one with the dolls too. fucking weirdos, sickos, i dont get it. how can you get off making love to a lifeless doll? isnt that like fucking a dead person? and taking pictures of it, like its some lifeless hot chick propped up in the corner? sick.
real sex is waaaaay past #23. that one was probably from the nineties.
i stopped watching because it was always incomplete. they never showed a vagina, or a dick for that matter. i thought it was funny...and when i thought about it, that it was ridiculous.
how can you show a flacid penis, but not a hard one? and why wont you even show a clit or a vulva. it was like the camera people were specifically told not to film those things. so one asks why? thats when i stopped paying attention, and now when its on, i just pass on by.
now, i was in belgium, brugge to be exact, and was with a bunch of people in this hotel playing cards, and someone turned on this channel that had some very hot softcore porn on it. they didnt show penis or vagina, but it was two people making love...not fucking, but really into it. it was nice to watch haha. and it was public television, not some premium channel.
this country and their views on nudity, sex, and what is acceptable is fucking ridiculous. talk about immature, and ignorant. (not because of sexual views, but because of cultural taboos, and of what is acceptable.)
BowieCokeMirror
01-05-2007, 06:20 PM
i was gonna beat off to that one night, but after about five minutes i lost my boner.
Auton
01-05-2007, 06:26 PM
yeah... watching middle-aged, overweight, ugly people having sex is pretty much the worst thing ever. unless you're turned on by ugliness, and then you just have a whole other set of problems...
cosmo105
01-05-2007, 06:29 PM
i remember being in my early teens and this would come on, and i'd be glued to the tv in my room late at night the the volume at maybe 1 so i could just barely hear it. morbid curiosity. the one where it's all the old dudes at jerkoff camp is so gross :(
Dorothy Wood
01-05-2007, 09:47 PM
i remember being in my early teens and this would come on, and i'd be glued to the tv in my room late at night the the volume at maybe 1 so i could just barely hear it. morbid curiosity. the one where it's all the old dudes at jerkoff camp is so gross :(
ditto for me. heh.
except I like the old dudes jerking off. :(
I haven't had cable for years, but I like watching those shows. they're pretty interesting, although gross.
the last thing like that I watched was about the bunny ranch. I don't think it was Real Sex though.
I used to watch Mtv's Sex in the 90's like it was my job!
The old people camp circle jerk tape should be burned and the final copy should be given to the Crocodile Hunter's wife for safe keeping.
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