THE TMI THREAD

[QueenAdrock]

I haven't showered since Brett left yesterday morning, and I don't plan on showering until tomorrow morning either.

YOU GO!

[Dorothy Wood]

I pooped in the toilet in my apartment.

[jabumbo]

i've gone more than a week without a shower, please girl!

[QueenAdrock]

SO HAVE I

shit, half of middle school was being unshowered

[Randetica]

never wash off droppin! who knows when you will see "him" again



my record is 2 months without a shower

[monkey]

i have a huge zit on my cheek.

[adam_f]

I got the shits from eating some God awful general tso's chicken today.

[Bob]

i have a huge zit on my cheek.

me too

i'm not a pizza face or anything, but i always seem to have at least one or two at any given time. one dies, another takes its place. i use this clearasil stuff, it works ok, but i need to nuke my face with something

or exercise

the nuking thing sounds easier though

[ToucanSpam]

I just finished a 45 minute shower!

[monkey]

i get one or two zits a month, usually as a reminder that im getting PMS. it's sad, i dont like to be blemished.

[HEIRESS]

I did laundry the other night and dug out clothes from the back of my closet that i havent touched in a long time and found the dreaded "clothes Ive used to wipe up semen and then just tossed into the depths of the closet" pile

YESSSSSSSSSS

[zorra_chiflada]

i was wrist deep in puppy shit today. and have been licked in the face by dozens of dogs.

[TOY]

I own threads like this. I have nothing to add.

[Yeti]

Well, I woke up Sunday morning
With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad,
So I had one more for dessert.
Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes
And found my cleanest dirty shirt.
Then I washed my face and combed my hair
And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day.

[jennyb]

My cat is constipated. Poor guy. :(

[TOY]

Since I've gotten my nose pierced, every morning I have to clean it with eyebrow tweezers. The snot gets crusted around the piercing, so the booger is MASSIVE and HARD as a ROCK.

Then I save it for later. Doodoodoo!

[na§tee]

I did laundry the other night and dug out clothes from the back of my closet that i havent touched in a long time and found the dreaded "clothes Ive used to wipe up semen and then just tossed into the depths of the closet" pile

YESSSSSSSSSS
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA you and i are so the same person, i am convinced. sep you are successful and have a good job. but eh well, the semen unites us. not that way, p3rvs.

[TAL]

TIMMY!

[johntoefoot]

my old girlfriend used to shove cucombers up her snatch

[Bob]

my old girlfriend used to shove cucombers up her snatch

gross, you have an old girlfriend

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

Well, I woke up Sunday morning
With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad,
So I had one more for dessert.
Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes
And found my cleanest dirty shirt.
Then I washed my face and combed my hair
And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day.

I love that song (y)

[Yeti]

It is in my top 5 songs. It always puts me in a mellow mood. Kris Kristofferson's pen was on fire that day. Sunday Morning Coming Down is perfect.

I'd smoked my mind the night before
With cigarettes and songs I'd been picking.
But I lit my first and watched a small kid
Playing with a can that he was kicking.
Then I walked across the street
And caught the Sunday smell of someone frying chicken.
And Lord, it took me back to something that I'd lost
Somewhere, somehow along the way.

On a Sunday morning sidewalk,
I'm wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
'Cause there's something in a Sunday
That makes a body feel alone.
And there's nothing short a' dying
That's half as lonesome as the sound
Of the sleeping city sidewalk
And Sunday morning coming down.

[QueenAdrock]

Okay so this isn't me but it definitely was TMI when my friend told me so I'll share it.

Background: My good friend's brother is 41 years old and lives at his parents' house still. He has a decent salary but all his money goes to gaming - $6,000 on a new computer specifically designed for games. He also dropped $700 on a new pair of custom made boots for the Renaissance Faire.

Offense #1: Last year, he sneezed on his hand. Not thinking anyone had seen him do this nor was still watching, he proceeded to lick the snot off his hand.

Offense #2: My friend shares a bathroom with her brother. One morning she went in to brush her teeth and came upon a foul odor - turns out that the brother had taken a dump and then realized there was no toilet paper or tissues. So, he decided to wipe his ass with the shower curtain. And he just left it there.

FORTY-ONE YEARS OLD. NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND. WIPES HIS ASS ON THE SHOWER CURTAIN.

[The Notorious LOL]

Offense #1: Last year, he sneezed on his hand. Not thinking anyone had seen him do this nor was still watching, he proceeded to lick the snot off his hand.




this seriously made me gag. twice.

[Otis Driftwood]

I just finished a 45 minute shower!
You make your annual shower count, don't ya?

[Yeti]

He also dropped $700 on a new pair of custom made boots for the Renaissance Faire.

Say no more you wench.

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

It is in my top 5 songs. It always puts me in a mellow mood. Kris Kristofferson's pen was on fire that day. Sunday Morning Coming Down is perfect.

I'd smoked my mind the night before
With cigarettes and songs I'd been picking.
But I lit my first and watched a small kid
Playing with a can that he was kicking.
Then I walked across the street
And caught the Sunday smell of someone frying chicken.
And Lord, it took me back to something that I'd lost
Somewhere, somehow along the way.

On a Sunday morning sidewalk,
I'm wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
'Cause there's something in a Sunday
That makes a body feel alone.
And there's nothing short a' dying
That's half as lonesome as the sound
Of the sleeping city sidewalk
And Sunday morning coming down.

You ever hear the story about the song? Johnny Cash tells it often...

[Yeti]

I just know that Kris Kristofferson wrote the lyrics and immediately thought of Cash. He was going to record it himself but said he had to have Johnny sing the song.
I would like to hear the story.

[ToucanSpam]

WIPES HIS ASS ON THE SHOWER CURTAIN.

What the fuck!?!?!!? My god that's disgusting.

[QueenAdrock]

I never claimed he had any sense of social norms.

He scares me. Especially since I think sometimes he hits on me.
:(

[zorra_chiflada]

he wants to wipe his ass on your shower curtain

[ggirlballa]

ewwww!!!!!!!!11

:eek:

i skipped showers back in the day of elementary school aha

[beastieangel01]

I have a strobe light in my vagina

[Freebasser]

And by "strobe light", she means Echewta's love pole.

[TurdBerglar]

he wants to wipe his ass on your shower curtain


no


her beef curtains

[jabumbo]

no


her beef curtains


with his ass?

[paul jones]

I once had sex with a guy who had a stone surgically placed on his penis shaft under the skin to pleasure women.

at first I was like WTF? and then later I join the program.... I was like right on!

a bit of 'cock-rock' eh?

[QueenAdrock]

no


her beef curtains

I just threw up in my mouth thanks.

[QueenAdrock]

Oh, I have another one!

Early this morning, I threw up in the shower. But since it was so early I hadn't eaten anything so it was mainly stomach acid. Hot, right?

[milleson]

This thread is very aptly named.

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

I just know that Kris Kristofferson wrote the lyrics and immediately thought of Cash. He was going to record it himself but said he had to have Johnny sing the song.
I would like to hear the story.

As taken from this (http://www.countrymusichalloffame.com/site/inductees.aspx?cid=136#)...

"One of Kristofferson’s musical heroes was Johnny Cash, who inspired Kristofferson’s “The Pilgrim.” After several unsuccessful attempts to pitch Cash the song “Sunday Morning Coming Down,” Kristofferson finally got his attention by piloting a helicopter and landing it in Cash’s yard. The song became a #1 country hit for Cash and the CMA’s 1970 Song of the Year."

There is a bit more to it, but that's the jist...

[zorra_chiflada]

not really tmi, but i have a black eye and i think it might be from getting headbutted by a dog.

[jennyb]

not really tmi either, but I just finished an entire bottle of merlot by myself...... :o

btw, what is it you do for these animals, zorra? you work at a shelter r what?

[zorra_chiflada]

nah, i'm a dog groomer. a furdresser, if you will. it's a lot harder than it looks.

[jennyb]

Awwwwh.... u rule, zorra.

[Dorothy Wood]

you should tell everyone that you headbutted the dog. better yet, a t rex.



I'm on my last pair of decent clean underwear (I've got some clean too-tights and too-baggys left) and they have a long tag, and I keep thinking something's crawling down my buttcrack, but it's really just the tag...still, every now and again, I'm like, AH! WTF!? WHAT IN THE WORLD? oh, just the tag. I still have to put my hand in my pants everytime to double check

[QueenAdrock]

^LARFLES

I'm at work and have loled from a few of these and then nosy coworkers are all WHAT'S SO FUNNY? and um. Yeahhh.

[na§tee]

i am totally crying at my desk at work :(

no but really.. i am.

i hope my boss doesn't see me LOL!

:*(

[monkey]

why you cry miss?

i think im being WAY too silly at the moment.

[Genocide Tulips]

I had to clean a 19 year-old's ass because he shat his pants while just standing in an elevator because he was wasted with alcohol and drugs. I wasn't in the right mind either, but once we got into a bathroom I helped cleaned him up.

[Otis Driftwood]

Lo Lyfe is the BBMBs Tyrone Biggums...

[Genocide Tulips]

I wanted some crack, but not that crack...

[Otis Driftwood]

And you wiped his crack...

[Genocide Tulips]

I couldn't be a bitch and let my friend wander and stumble with chocolate cake mushed between his cheeks and down his leg. Plus, it smelled and I needed to be around him for much of the day. I have a reputation to uphold of not being one with bad odors.

[Otis Driftwood]

Shouldn't be too hard being accompagnied by turdypants...

[Genocide Tulips]

It was a defining moment in our friendship. Nothing can really shock or offend either of us after that incident.

[Yeti]

I smell like petunias.

[QueenAdrock]

I naturally smell like vanilla. I demand we elope and have wonderful-smelling children!

[QueenAdrock]

PS I'M PHLEGMY TODAY

I bet I could make an awesome spit yo-yo right about now.

[Rock]

About 6 or 7 years ago I was in the shower after a hard night of drinking and sharted. It was very very very foul. And there was a lot.

[Genocide Tulips]

It's all relative.

[Yeti]

I naturally smell like vanilla. I demand we elope and have wonderful-smelling children!


I will be on I-95 in the next couple of hours. 1st I have to give my baby a kiss and tell my wife I am leaving. We can name our boy Mason Dixon.

[QueenAdrock]

Deal! If we have a daughter, we'll just drown her in a nearby river and pretend it never happened.

[Yeti]

Pinky swear.

[Kid Presentable]

I made up a song to the tune of Sonic Youth's 'Sleeping Around' called 'Wiping my Bum'. I didn't change the "What would the neighbours say?" line, all whilst wiping me bum.

[SobaViolence]

whilst trimming my pubic hair i slightly cut my sac and got a little bit of blood on my fingers.

[Randetica]

no sperm? ..what a hit in the sack..

[beastieangel01]

Anywhere from 25 to 70 percent of women will get a yeast infection after taking a course of antibiotics.

Ugh. UGH.

(n)

[beastiegirrl101]

whilst trimming my pubic hair i slightly cut my sac and got a little bit of blood on my fingers.

I took a hunk out of my nipple once!

[b i o n i c]

I took a hunk out of my nipple once!

nuh-uh! now wayyyy

wait, did you mean to say were you trimming them? ? ?

[beastiegirrl101]

nuh-uh! now wayyyy

wait, did you mean to say were you trimming them? ? ?

the peach fuzz around the nips man. I HATE BODY HAIR, ANYWHERE.

[Rock]

I HATE BODY HAIR, ANYWHERE.
brazilian?

[beastieangel01]

brazilian?

there's still body hair isn't there? landing strip. I thought so anyway.

[beastiegirrl101]

brazilian?

;) but even that's not all gone, just a tiny landing strip. and my tiny I mean like 2 digits of your pinky finger. I dont want to be totally bare, that's kinday creepy. I think I've said this before here but where there is hair there is sweat and where there is sweat there is smell. But that's just my prefference....

[QueenAdrock]

Anywhere from 25 to 70 percent of women will get a yeast infection after taking a course of antibiotics.

Ugh. UGH.

(n)

One of my friends who had a yeast infection said it resembled cottage cheese.

OMG TMI LOL GROSS HI5

[zorra_chiflada]

do you have a shaved head?

[beastiegirrl101]

do you have a shaved head?

hardy har har. No but I do need a hair cut.

[Rock]

I always thought the brazilian was aaallllll gone. I even seen a girl get a brazilian and it was all bare. On the internerd.

[beastiegirrl101]

I always thought the brazilian was aaallllll gone. I even seen a girl get a brazilian and it was all bare. On the internerd.

Brazilian is everything BUT that tiny strip. Unless you have a good relationship with your waxer...it can be a tad embarrassing. God, I'm sorry for sounding like such a frickin princess.

[Rock]

Man, this thread is living up to it's title.
dude..how is hearing females talk about their "bikini areas" being all waxed and stuff too much info?

[Rock]

Brazilian is everything BUT that tiny strip. Unless you have a good relationship with your waxer...it can be a tad embarrassing. God, I'm sorry for sounding like such a frickin princess.
its ok. keep talking/typing.

[zorra_chiflada]

i've never had a wax

[beastieangel01]

One of my friends who had a yeast infection said it resembled cottage cheese.

OMG TMI LOL GROSS HI5


ahaha ewewew

I don't have that issue I guess, not really anyway. HAHA TMI. It's just the itch and redness and I'm like AGHWTF AWJKLADJKLASDJKASD

all due to antibiotics. Apparently it's common I had no idea.

But the brazilian: yes, thought it was a strip. I can't spend the cash on waxing lately but I still leave it that way myself. I hate hair, except on my head, too so I can't front.

[beastiegirrl101]

i've never had a wax

I took my sister in law for her first wax ever and she was hooked. My brother also thanks me every time I see him.

TMI!

Zorra, you may like it, the main reason I get it ...is because it just feels nice.

[b i o n i c]

i get teary eyes just imagning the pain of that. brazilian waxes are weird. dont get me wrong, i like a neat thing and it really IS much better for the guy to do his business when things are smooth, but the whole process of getting one is a little much.

imagine dudes had to go to some sort of barber shop and sit there with their legs up, and have their pelota bags trimmed by a stranger. i cant. yeesh

[Yorkshire~Rose]

A brazilian wax leaves a strip of hair. The hollywood wax leaves you baaaald!

[beastieangel01]

after my first wax, I felt like a brand new woman.

it ruled.
(y)

[beastiegirrl101]

i get teary eyes just imagning the pain of that. brazilian waxes are weird. dont get me wrong, i like a neat thing and it really IS much better for the guy to do his business when things are smooth, but the whole process of getting one is a little much.

imagine dudes had to go to some sort of barber shop and sit there with their legs up, and have their pelota bags trimmed by a stranger. i cant. yeesh

after they wax they go in with the tweezers! Imagine that buddy.

[zorra_chiflada]

i get very scared in salons and beauty parlours and stuff. i don't belong, i get the feeling that everyone is thinking "what are you doing here?"

[Yorkshire~Rose]

i've never had a wax

Neither have i. Mainly because of the embarressment factor. But since having a baby and having countless midwives/doctors/student doctors looking up my gown i don't think i'd have a problem...

[b i o n i c]

after they wax they go in with the tweezers! Imagine that buddy.


get the fuck out of here. they do NOT tweeze your cooch.

my friend said it only took them ten minutes last time she went... fucking TWEEZERS ?!?!?! How do you not punch the person in the face?

[beastieangel01]

i get very scared in salons and beauty parlours and stuff. i don't belong, i get the feeling that everyone is thinking "what are you doing here?"

why would they think that and/or why would you get such a feeling?

just curious. Because you look freakin fantastic so I never understood certain elements about your personality (that I've seen on here anyway). The last photo I saw of you looked like super model fantastic hair sultry and all.

[beastiegirrl101]

get the fuck out of here. they do NOT tweeze your cooch.

my friend said it only took them ten minutes last time she went... fucking TWEEZERS ?!?!?! How do you not punch the person in the face?

yea man, pretty standard for any type of wax. They clean the area....wax then go in with tweezers for all the hard to reach ones, this goes for brows, legs....anywhere they wax. I dont know, I guess I just am used to it. I also have been going to the same girl since HS so I'm usually cracking lesbo vag jokes while she is down there.

[zorra_chiflada]

why would they think that and/or why would you get such a feeling?

just curious. Because you look freakin fantastic so I never understood certain elements about your personality (that I've seen on here anyway). The last photo I saw of you looked like super model fantastic hair sultry and all.

oh a lot of little things really that just add up. girls have been really cruel to me in the past so i'm very paranoid about all of them to be honest. and i don't act girly enough. apparently i have a masculine walk and masculine mannerisms. i'm tall, i don't look after my skin. stuff like that. it's a whole new world to me.

[beastieangel01]

oh a lot of little things really that just add up. girls have been really cruel to me in the past so i'm very paranoid about all of them to be honest. and i don't act girly enough. apparently i have a masculine walk and masculine mannerisms. i'm tall, i don't look after my skin. stuff like that. it's a whole new world to me.

ah I see. I guess I could see that making you a bit nervous or weirded out going in to a place. You should drag someone in with you though sometime just to try something out.

Honestly, I never bothered with them either but when I finally went with my Mom for a pedicure, I can't stop. I never used to care, and still don't really. But it comes with this mini-foot/lower leg massage and it's so relaxing. I'd take you if I could. It's something we must all experience, haha :)

[johntoefoot]

i bring my mom to get waxed. tmi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXLSnnmNE8&feature=RecentlyWatched&page=1&t=t&f=b

[beastiegirrl101]

oh a lot of little things really that just add up. girls have been really cruel to me in the past so i'm very paranoid about all of them to be honest. and i don't act girly enough. apparently i have a masculine walk and masculine mannerisms. i'm tall, i don't look after my skin. stuff like that. it's a whole new world to me.

I've always had problematic skin as well, started getting monthly facials (along with other treatments) and it aided a lot in the clearing up of my skin. My point being, when I finally got over having someone that close to my face at a salon, I started to see results. Salons can be overwhelming.

[ToucanSpam]

The other day I was trimming my beard and I was curious as to what things would look like down below sans fur so I went zzzzzzzzzzzzzzt and now I can't fucking stop scratching.....

[zorra_chiflada]

i have quite unsightly acne scars on my face and excema in spots. i think that the damage is done

[beastiegirrl101]

i have quite unsightly acne scars on my face and excema in spots. i think that the damage is done

microdermabrasion (sp?) can get rid of old scars.

[zorra_chiflada]

yes, my mother had that done because she had vitiligo. it doesn't look very good though

[beastiegirrl101]

yes, my mother had that done because she had vitiligo. it doesn't look very good though

what's vitiligo? I have had it done and you can't even tell. I guess results vary. In any case, it can't hurt, no?

[b i o n i c]

vitiligo is a skin pigment disorder where people's face/bodies become very very blotchy. its what michael jackson claimed to have.

[QueenAdrock]

I damaged my legs permanently when I waxed, and it's still lightly scarred. You can't tell unless you look closely, but a lot of the hair won't grow back.

Either way, waxing your vag = (n)! I know how fuckin' bad my legs hurt, I'd be crying if they waxed my cooch. Shaving's the way to go.

[beastieangel01]

when I got waxed it wasn't THAT bad. Right in the center of the labia it stung pretty bad but the girl would press on the area right after removing the wax which for some reason took away the pain.

I think you just have to be sure you go to a good place and go to someone who knows what they are doing. I asked around before I gave it a try. I went to the fancy schmancy Elizabeth Arden spa in Arlington. That place is amazing.

[Randetica]

i used this (http://www.onlineshop-geiss.de/CandyPress/ProdImages/2170.jpg) for many years, a little tweezer torture machine
used it for my armpits and pubic hair aswell
it was painful, took ages, my hair grew back pretty fast and strong and it irritated my sensitive skin
wax works fast atleast

i would get my hair lasered off if i had the money

[QueenAdrock]

I went to the fancy schmancy Elizabeth Arden spa in Arlington. That place is amazing.

Where exactly in Arlington?

[beastieangel01]

Where exactly in Arlington?

Pentagon Row
:)

[QueenAdrock]

UR KILLIN' ME SMALLS, THAT'S THE YELLOW/BLUE LINE!

[beastieangel01]

OMG SOWWIE

I remember when I lived right on the orange line.

I miss decent public transportation :( those who complain over there about it don't know what's up. Out here we have jack shit.

[QueenAdrock]

Yeah, but they're facing increases now that will mean my everyday metro costs of $12 ($4 each way for fare + $4 parking) will become $17 ($6 each way + $5 parking). It'd be cheaper to drive everyday.

Those fuckers.

[beastieangel01]

that's some lame ass shit (n)

[Kid Presentable]

A friend of the wife's is a beautician. She says lots of women won't tell her they have their periods, and she's yanking out tampons while the client is all "Menstruation tbh lol".

[ggirlballa]

<3 this thread

[na§tee]

i've never had a wax, either. umm. i don't really want to. i don't think my vagina needs that sort of painful high maintenance. if the boy has had any complaints, he hasn't voiced them in five years :cool:

one of my friends who is 10 years older than i am has never been waxed, either, and her reason was "i'm afraid they might recoil in horror and be like "OMG IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT!"" hahaha.

[QueenAdrock]

I've been coughing up phlegm all morning. It's worse than previous days, it's got the consistency of egg whites but is colored yellow. (!)

[Otis Driftwood]

Trust me, yellow is the bestest color for this. It means no blood. White is very bad, if there is not much liquid in it. Light brown is also evil. Have you had any allergic tests recently?

[Rock]

Pentagon Row
:)
Where did you live in Arlington?

Oh, and thanks for the suggestion...that seems to be the wife's biggest problem about where to go....lack of positive suggestions around here.

[QueenAdrock]

Crystal lived off the orange line, I believe around Clarendon. It woulda been sweet if she was still here because I work in Ballston. But no, she decided to move thousands of miles away instead.

:(

[QueenAdrock]

Trust me, yellow is the bestest color for this. It means no blood. White is very bad, if there is not much liquid in it. Light brown is also evil. Have you had any allergic tests recently?

Nah, I'm just getting over a cold. This stuff will linger for another month or two.

(!) LUNG BUTTER(!)

[Otis Driftwood]

2 months? That's too long. Smoke more cigs!

[QueenAdrock]

Eww, cigs.

It just takes me a long, long time to get rid of ALL the remenants. Bleh.

[Otis Driftwood]

Then get well soon(er)! Can you at least spit like a pro?

[QueenAdrock]

OH YEAH :cool:

[Otis Driftwood]

(y) Are you more of a deadshot aim spitter or is distance your strong suit?

[Otis Driftwood]

But you chew tobacco, that's like doping...

[Tone Capone]

I hate most of the people that I work with and only a few of them have a clue.... I hate computer geeks... :(

[beastieangel01]

Crystal lived off the orange line, I believe around Clarendon. It woulda been sweet if she was still here because I work in Ballston. But no, she decided to move thousands of miles away instead.

:(

exactly. Calerndon. I miss that so much, the metro ride was my reading time. I used to go through so many books, I loved it.

2004, dog. 2004.

Can you believe that?

[icy manipulator]

i olny read the first page. the fuck is TMI?

[b i o n i c]

Too Many Igloos

[Rock]

exactly. Calerndon. I miss that so much, the metro ride was my reading time. I used to go through so many books, I loved it.

2004, dog. 2004.

Can you believe that?
Then why did you leave?

People think Virginia is all hicks and shit....but northern virgina is far from it.

should this have been a PM? oh well fuck it.

[Knuckles]

I'm currently quite inhebriated.

Did I spell that right?

I think this is my first time on the internetz drunk.

What a loser!!!(y)

[hpdrifter]

For those of you who haven't gotten waxed, do it. It gets you way smoother than shaving ever could. It hurts, yes. They do tweeze, and I'm not gonna lie, they may have to put their fingers in some places. But its perfectly clean and not itchy when it grows back. Your first shower after your first wax will be a revelation.

[avignon]

I coughed and farted at the same time at work. Multi-taskin'. :cool:
Oh and before that I was on lunch break eating chips and someone made me laugh and a tiny piece of chip flew out of my mouth and across the table and almost hit the girl in the face and would've if she hadn't been all like, "AHHH!" and ducked when she saw it coming.

[hitmonlee]

*sigh* ok this has been bothering me a while and i havent had the guts to tell anyone before.

a few months ago i slept with a guy and he wet the bed. nooo shit. and by slept with i mean made out with then passed out. and no it wasn't me. and he knew and i knew and we both pretended nothing happened.

WTF who does that.

[Kid Presentable]

*sigh* ok this has been bothering me a while and i havent had the guts to tell anyone before.

a few months ago i slept with a guy and he wet the bed. nooo shit. and by slept with i mean made out with then passed out. and no it wasn't me. and he knew and i knew and we both pretended nothing happened.

WTF who does that.
I'm afraid that's not quite enough information for me. Did any get on you?

[Randetica]

better than big gus' story

[hitmonlee]

I'm afraid that's not quite enough information for me. Did any get on you?

:( i woke up and the bed was wet and left for work. i came home and he was eating coco pops and watching the cricket and also trying to change my sheets, lol.

reason 1 why i've been scared off of boys. especially spoiled rich young ones.

[ggirlballa]

eww thats like a toddler wetting the bed, u made out with a man with a toddler's mind yo

[Randetica]

i think it's kinda cute

[Bob]

you mean like he pissed everywhere, or he had a wet dream?

if he pissed the bed, i imagine it'd be a pretty large stain (i wouldn't know, i don't do that, but when i pee, i pee a lot of liquid)

if it were a wet dream, it'd be in a fairly concentrated area (i have those now and then so i'd know, fuck it, it's the TMI thread)

[hitmonlee]

i'd be less worried if he jizzed in by bed lol. definitely wet the bed
oh dear
i wonder how he has the guts to face me
i'd move town if i did that

[Kid Presentable]

i'd be less worried if he jizzed in by bed lol. definitely wet the bed
oh dear
i wonder how he has the guts to face me
i'd move town if i did that
He might take you to dinner and shit himself at the table. (y)

[Kid Presentable]

I actually went to piss on a flatmate's DVD player once. And I pissed on my clothes whilst asleep.

[DipDipDive]

I've probably only wet the bed a total of 6 times in my entire life, most of which when I was a youngster, but had one random occurrence when I was like 15. I was dreaming about peeing and just let loose. I had just washed my sheets like 3 days prior too. :mad:

[milleson]

Yesterday, I found my son sleeping comfortably near a puddle of vomit.

The bad news was that it was cold, so I know it had been there a while.

The good news was that he had managed to not roll into it during the night.

[HEIRESS]

I wanna say Ive been in bed with someone who pissed while drunk
Im having some weird flashback of this occurance, but its not a very vivid one
perhaps ive blocked it from my memory
and cant remember which boyfriend either...

anyways, its not that much a biggie in my book

better to get drunk and piss the bed than to get drunk and have sex with other people or harm yourself or others in the process

[ToucanSpam]

What happens if you piss during sex?

[ggirlballa]

omg i was watching some wendy williams show & this lady called in asking for help cuz she peed on her guy while he was eating her up.. hearing this made me almost vommit (TMI thread yo)

[Genocide Tulips]

I was at a restaurant once and I needed to go to the bathroom. Finishing up, I open the stall door and there is this drunk guy taking a piss in the garbage can. He turns around, dick flopping and still pissing. Some splattered onto my leg (I was wearing a skirt) and he tried to apologise before attempting to hit on me. I didn't report him, but I was a bit disturbed.

[Genocide Tulips]

What happens if you piss during sex?

I had a boyfriend who would sometimes need to take a piss while we were in the middle of sex and it just ruined the entire mood. He didn't last long. Both in sex and in the relationship.

[QueenAdrock]

What happens if you piss during sex?

It's almost impossible to piss during sex, I've heard. Most girls feel like they have to pee during sex but it's the female ejaculation thing. When the sex organs are stimulated, the tube to the bladder is virtually cut off. So when girls feel like they gotta piss, they just gotta let go and they'll cum like a mofo. Or so some sex specialist lady told me.

[Genocide Tulips]

not true for guys i think. unless he needed to pss beforehand and just held it in, which is just fucking creepy

[hitmonlee]

i'm horrified that people seem to think its normal to wet the bed when drunk

although now i feel less ashamed about the experience
i dont know why im ashamed either, maybe because i consider it a sign of immaturity

[Kid Presentable]

i'm horrified that people seem to think its normal to wet the bed when drunk

although now i feel less ashamed about the experience
i dont know why im ashamed either, maybe because i consider it a sign of immaturity
You shouldn't feel ashamed. I hope we're not making you feel like that. I would wee on anybody here, gladly.

[Randetica]

You're correct. It's physically impossible to piss while having sex for guys too. It's either pee or cum, not both at the same time.

Did you guys skip sex ed. in HS or something?


but they can piss with a hard one

[Genocide Tulips]

she doesn't go outside so she couldn't or will ever know.

[Randetica]

she doesn't go outside so she couldn't or will ever know.


oh well you need more help than me

[Randetica]

Not whille you got your hump on. LOL


hmm feels warm

[Genocide Tulips]

Should I take you as my role model?

[Randetica]

yeah but pay me first

[Genocide Tulips]

No thanks, I'd rather spend my money on life.

[Randetica]

alcohol is death

[Genocide Tulips]

So is the path you have chosen in life.

[Randetica]

kurt was my dad you fucking cunt

[Genocide Tulips]

No wonder you;re fucked up.

[milleson]

I'm struggling with my homework. And not just in a normal sense.

Fuckin' unit conversions from hell I tell you.

Why the fuck did I sign up for a class which focuses on "geochemical processes reviewed as processes that transfer energy in thermodynamic models"?

*questions future career*

[milleson]

Dammit. The stuff I needed was in the damn appendix. :mad:

They would hide shit there.

[Randetica]

I'm struggling with my homework. And not just in a normal sense.

Fuckin' unit conversions from hell I tell you.

Why the fuck did I sign up for a class which focuses on "geochemical processes reviewed as processes that transfer energy in thermodynamic models"?

*questions future career*


OMG TMI! even for the TMI thread!

[hitmonlee]

You shouldn't feel ashamed. I hope we're not making you feel like that. I would wee on anybody here, gladly.

no, i was already ashamed

you guys made me feel less ashamed (y)

[milleson]

Today I learned about the fifth state of matter.

[zorra_chiflada]

oh man, i'd love to tell you all about my experiences of cleaning dogs' anal glands, but it is so unbelievably disgusting.

[milleson]

oh man, i'd love to tell you all about my experiences of cleaning dogs' anal glands, but it is so unbelievably disgusting.

You know, I always wondered just how they do that. It seems like the one (grooming related) thing I'm not brave enough to do to my dog. He gets that action at the groomer's though.

Is this gland cleaning beneficial to the beast?

Details, woman!

[Bob]

Today I learned about the fifth state of matter.

what were the other 4?

also, what's the 5th

[abcdefz]

This isn't incredibly disgusting, but could have been an embarassing analrapist moment:

I'm waiting for some CDs I ordered to show up at work, so I went to check the mail. One of our guys got TWO boxes, and I got none and was jealous, and was about to tell him I had package envy when I caught myself.

[zorra_chiflada]

You know, I always wondered just how they do that. It seems like the one (grooming related) thing I'm not brave enough to do to my dog. He gets that action at the groomer's though.

Is this gland cleaning beneficial to the beast?

Details, woman!

well, okkkkk.

yeah, don't do it yourself because you can actually rupture the glands.
what you do is squeeze the area just below the bumhole upwards and outwards until a brownish liquid (or sometimes it's pus-like, or grey) comes out. we do that until no more can come out. sometimes it dribbles out, but sometimes it shoots out. and it stinks really bad.
if you don't do it, you'll find that your dog scoots its butt along the ground a lot to try and get it out. in serious cases, the glands can get an infection and then you'd need to take them to a vet. you don't need to do it to all dogs. but you can tell if your dog needs it if the underneath part of the bumhole is swollen.

[milleson]

Solid
Liquid
Gas

Plasma
Bose-Einstein Condensates

[beastiegirrl101]

what types of dogs are prone to this?

[abcdefz]

Wouldn't fasting and a saltwater flush be more effective? :(

[Bob]

which one's lasers

[TAL]

I stole Skye's taste buds.

[milleson]

well, okkkkk.

if you don't do it, you'll find that your dog scoots its butt along the ground a lot to try and get it out.

He's been doing that, lately. Ack!

[zorra_chiflada]

what types of dogs are prone to this?

no breeds in particular. it happens to dogs if they don't eat enough bones or hard food. the glands are supposed to be emptied out when they poo (it kinda lubricates the poo) if they eat too much soft food, they won't be emptied out.

[zorra_chiflada]

i feel like a real vet when i do it, all in my rubber gloves and shit. :cool:

[abcdefz]

and shit.



Indeed.

[milleson]

which one's lasers

Lasers are light and radiation combined by magic voodoo. Basically they are more a form of energy than a state of matter.

But I'm no expert, by any means.

[beastiegirrl101]

no breeds in particular. it happens to dogs if they don't eat enough bones or hard food. the glands are supposed to be emptied out when they poo (it kinda lubricates the poo) if they eat too much soft food, they won't be emptied out.

just dogs? What about cats?

[QueenAdrock]

Yeah, my old dog had to get his anal glands drained. My mom said it was so terrible that she almost had to leave the room.

I think your post wins, Susan. I feel sick now. :(

[cosmo105]

Anywhere from 25 to 70 percent of women will get a yeast infection after taking a course of antibiotics.

Ugh. UGH.

(n)
i can't take antibiotics. i take probiotics (the healthy bacteria found in yogurt) and avoid sugar for the first couple of days before my period too. oh and only wear cotton undies, none of that nylon/spandex shit.

oh what's some tmi for me...uhh yesterday i saw a youtube video of a dude getting his bacne squeezed and for some reason i watched the whole disgusting thing...

[Junker]

As usual, what TMI means? :o

[abcdefz]

^
(y)

[b i o n i c]

too many igloos

[QueenAdrock]

the Martian invasion

[QueenAdrock]

teenage mutant indonesians

[abcdefz]

Three Musketeers, Inc.

[milleson]

I bought my dog a bone today.

And, I've started having a beer before getting down to business with my homework every evening.

[Junker]

That's why I love abbreviatures. :cool:

But thanks cmute! I'm pretty sure you're the right one. (y)

[mikizee]

the massive internet