im drunk

[drizl]

red red wine da da dada

so i started working at this upscale french restaurant a few weeks ago and i just noticed i have become a wino. today i got to sample a few wines, and drank a glass of 300 dollar foreman. for free:) not a bad gig id say(y)
and i each night i get a free meal- tonight it was this dank ass pork and beef over rice with wine sauce plate that made me cream my pants.

fuck im bragging arent i?:p

[jennyb]

Man now you're making me crave a glass of wine... honestly, I have yet to have a 'bad' wine. Guess I'm more of a wino and not a conoisseur.

[drizl]

i know...i have no palette...im new to the whole thing. i sit behind the wine bar all night pouring wines and listening to wierdos talk about how bright and buttery it is. im just like yeah, sure, and listen to the pros talk the jive. its funny. i drink it and i am like, yeaaaaaaaaahh man, this is some good shit. 300 bucks! *choke, cough.

today this guy was jibber jabbin about how he had this wine from 1973 that was worth 4000 dollars a bottle. 4000 dollars! wtf!? who are these wierdos! i wonder if they'll buy all my old baseball cards:rolleyes:

[mikizee]

reminds me of the time my boss sent me on a moet & chandon champagne course. we spent the whole day drinking thousands of dollars worth of fancy vintage champagne, some from the 50's. then when me and my workmates were drunk walking along the beach next to our hotel after, the presenter from 'postcards' which is a travel show thought we looked so happy that he used us as 'happy tourists' to walk along the beach and point at faraway things while they filmed it. little did he know we were just paro!

[drizl]

thats a great fucking story:)

[cosmo105]

red wine is so, so wonderful. i get to sample lots of good wine at my work from time to time. loves it (y)

[Genocide Tulips]

I keep buying a new bottle of wine everyday without drinking one of them. This is bad since I can't afford it.

1/3rd of my taxes is going to a bottle of wine already. Fuck.

[ericlee]

Ya'll haven't had wine till you've had the Ripple (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ripple_(wine))

[beastieangel01]

I am drunk too :(

it's not cause of wine though. It's cause of lots of other things.


fuck. I had to retype all this about 10 times for no typos.

hi!

[paul jones]

red red wine da da dada

so i started working at this upscale french restaurant a few weeks ago and i just noticed i have become a wino. today i got to sample a few wines, and drank a glass of 300 dollar foreman. for free:) not a bad gig id say(y)
and i each night i get a free meal- tonight it was this dank ass pork and beef over rice with wine sauce plate that made me cream my pants.

fuck im bragging arent i?:p
(y)

[Otis Driftwood]

I'm still drunk from yesterday and will revitalize my blood alcohol level when I watch soccer in two hours...