there's a half naked man in my bedroom and I'm posting about it

[Dorothy Wood]

yeah. uhh, I want him to wake up and make me brefas. seriously, I don't know what to do. I'm bored. should I say, "WAKE UP BUTTHOLE! MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"?

:o

[camo]

yeah. uhh, I want him to wake up and make me brefas. seriously, I don't know what to do. I'm bored. should I say, "WAKE UP BUTTHOLE! MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"?

:o

open the cd eject slot against his head (if using a laptop)

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm in my office, I'd have to get him to come in here and lay his head on the desk. I'm not sure that it will make much sense to anyone that way.

[Otis Driftwood]

I hope he doesn't become your butler slave just cause you let him use your body for a night... BTW I love having my first cup of coffee in bed... :D

[Echewta]

I pretty sure a butthole could not make a sandwich.

[Otis Driftwood]

IN the middle of the sammich. :D Tsk, tsk, tsk.

[Loppfessor]

Just get naked and give him some head

[Otis Driftwood]

... and the toilet stall. Bring me those important papers. And a staple remover...

[Dorothy Wood]

I said, "I'm hungry, are you hungry?" and he said "I don't know" and the proceeded to sleepily tell me about how he thinks there should be hamburgers that come in a spray can. and I said, "so you can spray it on your face?" and he lol'd.

STILL SLEEPING THO!

Ima make some eggs

[Yeti]

Just get naked and give him some head

Loppfessor, quit pushing your fantasies on Dorothy.

[paul jones]

I just bought Laurel and Hardy figures on E Bay

[Dorothy Wood]

still sleeping! :mad:

[Lex Diamonds]

There's a half-naked member of the opposite sex in your bed, and you're posting on the BBMB?

Cool, dude.

[b i o n i c]

wake him up with a surprise undet the covers, duh. everyone knows thats what guys want. he's probably laying there awake with his eyes closed waiting

[paul jones]

I saw in Morrisons the Dead or Alive DVD for £9.99 but I didn't have any spare cash on me but the cover mentioned 'HALF NAKED BABES DOING KUNG-FU' or something like that

[Lex Diamonds]

wake him up with a surprise undet the covers, duh. everyone knows thats what guys want. he's probably laying there awake with his eyes closed waiting
Word. If you want breakfast, that's pretty much the only option. Get sucking!

[beastiegirrl101]

wake his ass up! He's in your house, in your bed....it's sunny as hell out and I am sure there are things you want to do, aside from him. I hate straglers.

[Loppfessor]

still sleeping! :mad:

Just wake his ass up tell him to pay up (no checks!) and get the hell out!

[DipDipDive]

should I say, "WAKE UP BUTTHOLE! MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"?

:o

That sounds oddly familiar.

And for the record, this approach usually doesn't work.

[ET]

Fart on his head. He'll love you forever.

[DandyFop]

Who is the man?

[zorra_chiflada]

there's one in mine too. he makes weird noises when he sleeps. and he sleep-chews. what the fuck is up with that?

[Bob]

get your own thread ideas!

[befsquire]

i like it when they're whole naked.

[Dorothy Wood]

I wasn't about to go surprise blow the kid, geez you guys. gross. we didn't even do sex.

ah, it was the bartender that I had a great date with...uuhhh 2 months ago? :( some friends and I were out at a karaoke dance party and we danced our heads off and were all "woo hoo!" and I knew that he gets off work early on sundays, so I texted him and he was at a place that was on the way home, so my ladies came with me and we had a beer and then he came home with me.


I told him he was a jerk and he apologized and said he didn't deserve to be here, and I was like, "yeah, maybe you should go home." and he was like, "I will if you want me to" and I was like, "no, dumb ass". anyway, I told him that he hurt my feelings and that he can't make plans with someone and then flake out and then text in the middle of the night for two months. if you like me, you like me! and he was all, "I know" and "I was scared/had bad break up/anxiety/working all the time/tired/gained 20 pounds/shaved my head". and I was like :rolleyes: "stop being that way, I thought we had lots of fun together, it isn't that big of a deal" and he said, "we did and you're super cute and hilarious" and I was like, "duh, obviously".

ah, but now! he's quitting one of his 3 jobs and he's about to have a "normal life". so we'll see. I'm not holding my breath.

anyway, he spent a good long time trying his darndest to "make up for being a jerk" under the sheets. :cool: he even kissed my toes!


oh yeah, and I made eggs and cheese and broccoli and he ate some and we laid around and watched People's Court and made fun of stuff. then I had to go to work and he walked me to my bus stop and we hugged and he kissed my forehead and he said, "talk to you soon" and I said, "sure, yeah, I'll see you in another two months". and he goes, "noooo, come on" and I said, "merrgh". and he said, "soon!" and then he walked away and then spun around to look at me again with a big smile and said, "thanks for breakfast!" right in front of the whole neighborhood! ha ha. and I was all "heh". :o