Mystery Odor

[Yeti]

A mysterious odor is looming over New York City. They are closing stores & train stations. I think Rosie O'Donnell gave the entire city an enormous dutch oven.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/08/nyc.odor/index.html

[Yeti]

Sorry, I now realize that this is the 3rd thread on this subject. You BBMBers may want to work on your thread titles. Do you work for the Weekly World News? How could I know that is has been posted with titles such as---Who Farted and Bionic Fated. Get with the program.

[paul jones]

this is something like what Lex Luthor would do or something

[ggirlballa]

i'm watching the view & Rosie just mentioned this

omg! i'm watching the view! :eek: :(

* quickly changes channel*

[b i o n i c]

we've been getting all these strange odors that have made news and it a little tiny bit scary for some ny'ers. like someone is testing wind patterns and response. there's been the chocolate smell, the maple syrup smell, the cookies smell and now this.

the donald was watching the view and says rosie farted. she;s a degenerate, you know

[marsdaddy]

It's about time to check the Dr. Scholls.

[yeahwho]

It could just be the scent of the Giants and Jets returning home.

[Dorothy Wood]

TO THE BAT CAVE!

[jennyb]

I dunno, now don't misunderstand me, NYC is honest to god my favorite place on earth... one I dream to call home to someday... but every time I've been there, with it's schmokin manholes.... hahahha "schmokin manholes" lolz.... no there's def a funk. Some sort of stench in the air, but I think that's part of it's charm.

[Bob]

you know, when new york city collectively decides that something smells funny, it's probably pretty serious

edit: i forgot i was on page 2, how'd this story turn out

[Otis Driftwood]

you know, when new york city collectively decides that something smells funny, it's probably pretty serious

I'm worried Tyrone Biggums is rotting in some back alley dumpster...

[mikizee]

manholes actually smoke?? i thought that was just in the movies!

[Otis Driftwood]

Who agrees the smoking ones stink more? Or is it just easier to notice in the cold?

[faz]

Mayor Michael Bloomberg calls the odor "unpleasant" but harmless

Sounds like something from the news tracker on Sim City 3000

[marsdaddy]

What do you think Bloomberg would say? "Get inside your hovels and hunker down!"

[Junker]

If Bionic takes a bath the problem will be solved. Easy!

[b i o n i c]

that was mildly humorous and im being generous

[Junker]

that was mildly humorous and im being generous

Thats because I wrote it in a hurry. With more time you would be ROTFL.