What would...

[Otis Driftwood]

...shake this board up real good? I mean more than a blast from the spice weasel...

[Otis Driftwood]

... or Cmutes gas.

[na§tee]

death.

a nice juicy board death.

[jackrock]

Saudi Hackerz

[Otis Driftwood]

I was hoping for more of a 'petite morte' type event. The BBMB cumming on your interweb screen. But there is no g-spot...

[Pres Zount]

The "Who do you hate on the Board" thread.

[na§tee]

DEATH! :mad:

[Otis Driftwood]

Raven Symone? Cheetah girls? WTF?
I'm laughing my ass off at nastee's killing spree...:rolleyes:

[Pres Zount]

If someone from the board died you wouldn't even know it. They would just stop posting and you would get mad at them for not returning your PMs.

All of those 0 posts people are probably dead.

[Otis Driftwood]

Who do you think is the funniest 0 poster user, namewise?

[Otis Driftwood]

I'm totally convinced if I want to make this board cum, I have to click on Randy's username somehow. Maybe if I massage the mouse button... :rolleyes:

[Otis Driftwood]

Fred Wesley
Corndog Jenkins
pusscookie

[Loppfessor]

A good feud or a sweet love/hate romance...

Yeah like this...
I dont give a fuck about what you have to say camo, ok???
And people also dont give a fuck about what I have to say. Actually I have nothing good to say. Thats why people dont give a fuck. But hey, no problem right??

j/k dude......I like your posts. (y)
But thats not a big deal, i guess. :p

[camo]

If someone gave birth on here to a crab/worm cross breed?

[camo]

A good feud or a sweet love/hate romance...

Yeah like this...


he's going to bum me is'nt he? (n)

[ScarySquirrel]

The correct answer is...

The faked suicide of a board member by another board member.

And that one has already happened.

[Otis Driftwood]

...and is therefore boring. Who here wears trenchcoats?

[Loppfessor]

...and is therefore boring. Who here wears trenchcoats?

I always wear my raincoat...does that count?

[Otis Driftwood]

Maybe if you don't wear anything else...

[Loppfessor]

Done and done!

[Otis Driftwood]

Do you wear your raincoat while taking a shower, too?

[Kid Presentable]

Lo_Lyfe. He is the board.

[Otis Driftwood]

He used to be funny but he turned into that blond chicks lapdog.

[Kid Presentable]

He used to be funny but he turned into that blond chicks lapdog.
hahaha. Yeah. Whipped.

[Loppfessor]

Lo Lyfe is the biggest waste of text on here....that guy couldn't get any gayer if he started hangin out with George Michael at rest stops

[abcdefz]

What would shake the board up real good.... hmmmm.....

It'd have to be something pretty divisive. Maybe if Roe v. Wade were overturned. Or maybe if some new moderator were appointed who was a real tyrant. And not just about spelling.

Or, of course, if the board were just shut down altogether.

[Kid Presentable]

divisive
Phil Collins!

[Otis Driftwood]

I like the idea of a BBMB civil war...

[Kid Presentable]

I have to say, since Ace and Q left, this place has been pretty dull. I still like it, it's just a little dull. But nice.

[Otis Driftwood]

You mean it induces drowsiness?

[Kid Presentable]

You mean it induces drowsiness?
Well, yes. There's not much going on. Even the good news posts about people's lives have dried up. There's fewer new members, everybody just seems to be on a REPEAT-TO-FADE loop.

[Otis Driftwood]

There is nothing that cannot be improved by boobs. But you're right, it's about to go to the Dickens...

[Kid Presentable]

it's about to go to the Dickens...
It's only doing that by doing nothing.

[Otis Driftwood]

I liked those Sure Shots threads bout where people come from and stuff.

[Kid Presentable]

I'm off to bed. This is fucking shit. :mad:

[camo]

I'm off to bed. This is fucking shit. :mad:

you fuck shit? gross

[Junker]

Saudi Hackerz

Agree! A hacker fucking around the boards would be sweet.

[Otis Driftwood]

Maybe the lack of Icy and Padster kinda slowed down todays posts...

[Junker]

Maybe the lack of Padster kinda slowed down todays personal insults... (y)

[Otis Driftwood]

That fucker! :D

[Genocide Tulips]

A sex tape of two members engaging in cyber sexual intercourse would not only shake this place up, but give it fame.

[Otis Driftwood]

I thought Padster and Planetary used to do that every day til they broke up...

[Genocide Tulips]

Any videotape?

[Junker]

A sex tape of two members engaging in cyber sexual intercourse would not only shake this place up, but give it fame.

How would be a cyber sexual intercourse?

[Genocide Tulips]

Cyber sex. A funny, yet ridiculous term to describe the actions of typing out sexual actions to another person over the internet

It's rather dull actually.

[Freebasser]

*inserts penis in vagina*

[Lex Diamonds]

Maybe the lack of Icy and Padster kinda slowed down todays posts...
Maybe the lack of heterosexual offspring kinda slowed down your mother last night.

[Genocide Tulips]

*inserts penis in vagina*

*grinds vagina against penis*

Oh yeah, right there baby!

[Lex Diamonds]

*felch*

[Genocide Tulips]

Haha!

*slows grinding down*

[Planetary]

*slaps about*

[Lex Diamonds]

*triple penetration*

I call the mouth!

[Genocide Tulips]

Oh yeah!

*bites bottom lip and moans*

[Lex Diamonds]

*gets bored, comes in eyes and goes home*

[Genocide Tulips]

*fakes orgasm and makes coffee*

[Lex Diamonds]

Eurgh, cmute- MAJOR turn-off.

[abcdefz]

Fine, be that way, at least the ladies still love me. And another thing, I faked every orgasm.



Drebin!

[Otis Driftwood]

Fine, be that way, at least the ladies still love me. And another thing, I faked every orgasm.
That means you had as many orgasms as Padster (read ZERO).

[Lex Diamonds]

That means you had as many orgasms as Padster (read ZERO).
Was this meant to be an insult? The fact that I didn't come whilst having cybersex with cmute?

I'm really hurt. :(

[Junker]

Was this meant to be an insult?

I dont think so Pads. You're insult proof mate.

[beastieangel01]

a board couple has a baby
and name it after another board member
they then find out that the true father of the board baby is the board memeber they named the baby after!

DUN DUN DUN

[beastiegirrl101]

Fine, be that way, at least the ladies still love me. And another thing, I faked every orgasm.

I was told that some men actually DO fake. (and I think there was a thread about it) but come on, how is a man faking possible?

[beastiegirrl101]

If your using a condom, it could be done quite easily.

who the hell wears condoms anymore?!

[beastiegirrl101]

True, they are so nineties.

80s. ya know, that whole AIDS thing.
REGAN-ERA

[beastiegirrl101]

No glove, no love.

monogamy=no glove.

[Lex Diamonds]

The pill is where it's at, suckers. (y)

[beastiegirrl101]

The pill is where it's at, suckers. (y)

I second that. I heart the pill for so many reasons....

[Lex Diamonds]

It makes their boobs bigger, means you can come inside them, and you don't have to fuck about with rubbers (which make sex shit anyway).

What's not to love?

[beastiegirrl101]

It makes their boobs bigger, means you can come inside them, and you don't have to fuck about with rubbers (which make sex shit anyway).

What's not to love?

I am regular to a fault, every 4th wednesday at 10am. It's fab, I can plan vacations around it and everything as to before where I never knew when it was coming. It cleared up my skin, reduced my cramps, bigger boobies...oh and that no pregnancy thing kinda rocks too.

TMI

[Junker]

:eek:

I wonder if this is why Junker wanted to name our baby Otis?

:(

Well I will love our little COtis's Junk even if I'm not the mother.

Don't worry. You're the mother. No one will take your place. (y)

[Randetica]

the last things i want are bigger boobs

[Otis Driftwood]

I have a theory that "fondling" (what a swell word) them would blow up this board and make the lives of all members better.

[Junker]

the last things i want are bigger boobs

DId you post pics of your boobs in the boobies thread randy?

[Randetica]

NO WAY I WOULD EVER DO THAT


but i posted a picture in the cleavage thread

[Junker]

You cant post some pics and tell people the boobs on the photos are from a friend of yours. ;)

[Otis Driftwood]

How much more genius can you get?
I'll ask a girl to show me her rack tonight. If she doesn't flash it right away, I'll just say "Aw, c'mon, I'll pretend they're your friends." (y)

[Tone Capone]

I've added someone to my "ignore list" and the board is already 100% better so no real need to spice it up, however if everyone is gonna insist on posting pictures of boobs... ;)

[Otis Driftwood]

I've added someone to my "ignore list" and the board is already 100% better so no real need to spice it up, however if everyone is gonna insist on posting pictures of boobs... ;)
You go ahead an post your bad boys...

[Tone Capone]

You go ahead an post your bad boys...

MINE?!?!?:o (giggles and runs off)

[Otis Driftwood]

Hey come back! I promise I will try not to hurt you... :(

[Junker]

How much more genius can you get?
I'll ask a girl to show me her rack tonight. If she doesn't flash it right away, I'll just say "Aw, c'mon, I'll pretend they're your friends." (y)

I'm sure it'll work.