Top 245 Star Wars Lines Improved by Replacing a Word With "Pants"

[DandyFop]

I find your lack of pants disturbing.
You are unwise to lower your pants.
The Force is strong in my pants.
Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
Your pants, you will not need them.
In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
Pull up! All pants pull up!
've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever
I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
These aren't the pants you're looking for.
Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master...
Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your pants.
He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials
That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!
The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing
Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
Your pants can deceive you, don't trust them
"I want them alive. No pants." -Vader
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.
I am altering the pants. Pray that I don't alter them any further
Away with your pants, I mean you no harm!
Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
I'm taking Captain Solo ... and his pants
The Pants are what gives a Jedi his power
"Don't do that, my pants are dirty." "My pants are dirty, too."


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[Drederick Tatum]

FIRST.


and lol.

[Tzar]

yeah the first one was enough for me (y)

[Freebasser]

Isn't "Death Star" two words?

[Otis Driftwood]

Cmute, improve yourself by puttin on some pants...

[Otis Driftwood]

... now take another pair and put them over your head!

[TAL]

I read those in a magazine about 10 years ago.

[Loppfessor]

How sad...this thread is the most exciting thing going on here this morning

[TAL]

I've had a text file on my computer called "Star Pants" for almost 3 years.

[Loppfessor]

I've had a text file on my computer called "Star Pants" for almost 3 years.

Why?? :confused:

[TAL]

Why?? :confused:
Because it's easier to find the text file than the magazine with the list.

[Loppfessor]

Because it's easier to find the text file than the magazine with the list.
Yeah but really how often are you referencing this list anyway?

[TAL]

More often than the magazine.

[Loppfessor]

Intriguing...

[Otis Driftwood]

Skirtwearing PANTSy!

[abcdefz]

"Leo Sayer pants on Celebrity Big Brother."


Well, of course he does.

[Otis Driftwood]

"Most underrated pants of all time"

[Tone Capone]

That's pretty good:D (y)

[abcdefz]

"Pants Odor"




...not "Mysterious Pants"?

[icy manipulator]

FUCK I HATE STAR WARS!

[abcdefz]

FUCK I HATE PANTS!

(y)

[Tzar]

FUCK I HATE STAR WARS!
you're just jealous of the hotness aka. han solo

[Loppfessor]

FUCK I HATE STAR WARS!

What does that have to do with pants???

[icy manipulator]

fucking ay, i'm just chillin in some budgie smugglers (y)

[icy manipulator]

The Doctor wears better pants than Han Solo

[TAL]

MC HAMMER PANTS!

[icy manipulator]

you're just jealous of the hotness aka. han solo
so gay, lolz

[Otis Driftwood]

The staggering number of pant-less individuals in Star Wars couldn't fly today. I remember Americans trying to slap pants on Donald Duck.
Is pants american or english english?

[TAL]

It's funnier if it's English English.

[abcdefz]

I think the Queen's English was "pantaloons," but I may be wrong.

[icy manipulator]

american pants. english trousers. not knickers, undies, whatever

[Otis Driftwood]

american pants. english trousers. not knickers, undies, whatever
Figures, 'cause the fat ass americans will probably do a lot of panting to get their fat asses into their pants...

[abcdefz]

From Grammatica:

...a Christian doctor was condemned to death by the Romans in the 3rd century for aiding the poor. He was to be beheaded but survived the six attempts to take his life. Later the Church canonized him, giving him the name "Saint Pantaleone". Pan is Greek for "all" and leo is the Latin word for "lion". He was given this title to recognize his strength and courage. In time he became the patron saint of physicians. Looking for such courage and strength in their sons, numerous boys were christened with his name.

Where did "pants" come into this picture? In ca. 800 CE, in comic drama according to Robert Hendrickson in his book Facts on File: An Encyclopedia of Word and Phrase Origins, the fool in a comic production was called Panteleon ("all lion"). In time this changed to Pantaloon. The actor was dressed in breeches that were tight below the knee but which bloused out in a full puffy fashion from the waist to the knee.

In the 18th century the costume became one worn by many men. The famous portrait by Hyacinthe Rigaud found in the Louvre shows Louis XIV in a regal pose, showing off his legs in a "Pantaloon" costume. The term was shortened to "pants" in the 1840s. The term pantaloons continued to be used when referring to the undergarment worn by women under hoop skirts in the same period.

Sometimes the Roman connected is far removed and indeed very odd. If you come across any similar tales, please share them.

[na§tee]

i made a thread called "fun with the word 'penis'" back in the day where we did much the same thing but with movies and the word penis. it was quite successful. i have it on my c.v.

my favourite is cat on a hot tin penis.

[abcdefz]

my favourite is cat on a hot tin penis.



....there's a restaurant near me that serves this. Haven't tried it yet, though.

[Otis Driftwood]

Charlie and the Chocolate Penis
Penii of the Caribean
Happy Penii
Penisless in Seattle

[abcdefz]

Penis Fair
Guess Who's Coming to Penis?
Hail the Conquering Penis
Shadow of a Penis
All About Penis

[jackrock]

i made a thread called "fun with the word 'penis'" back in the day where we did much the same thing but with movies and the word penis. it was quite successful. i have it on my c.v.

my favourite is cat on a hot tin penis.
Actually it was BONER, but it's all good.

Eit: AHAH, just after reading this thread I IMDb'd a movie, and accidentally put "Penis" in the title.

[abcdefz]

The Penis Whisperer
Vanilla Penis
The Scarlet Penis
It's a Wonderful Penis

[beastieangel01]

yeah the first one was enough for me (y)

pretty much. good times, good times.

[jackrock]

PenisAngel01
abcdefpee
cpenis rhyme
Otis PenisWood
Peni§
Penis Manipulator
Loppenis

[na§tee]

Actually it was BONER, but it's all good.
nope. it was definitely penis (http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/nastee/penisboard2000.jpg). i never say boner.

lolz @ the efforts i went to prove you wrong :cool:

[skra75]

every time I see the words "Star Wars" I think of Admiral Akbar and then I lololololololol

[HEIRESS]

this one is pure perfection

#77 Put Captain Solo in the cargo pants

[Lex Diamonds]

That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!
lmao

[DandyFop]

I was excited that my thread was well-recieved untill I saw that it was mostly Cmute gheying it up.

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah, he's pretty gay like that.