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avignon
01-10-2007, 06:08 AM
I am behind on board gossip by an incredible degree. There is no hope of catching up by clicking through threads at this point. So this is what I need...

Who has left the board lately and why?

Who has been e-bickering and about what?

Who are the new board couples and what is the status of the old board couples?

Who has been banned, who is an alias, who switched usernames, etc.?

Who are the new people worth paying attention to?

Who has had a baby, gotten married, adopted an orphaned puppy, switched careers, died, or gained/lost a lot of weight recently?

Who has come out of or gone back into the closet?

Who has been passing around nude photos of themselves or other board members?

Who has been arrested, committed, exiled, or excommunicated?

Which new girl is being e-molested by mickill?

Who has been flirting with my man (besides Freebasser)?

Pres Zount
01-10-2007, 06:19 AM
I have recently been excommunicated by the pope.

na§tee
01-10-2007, 06:19 AM
i beated teh zelda.

pres got a wii.

nlol didn't.

that's all that matters.

Pres Zount
01-10-2007, 06:22 AM
I have been e-bickering with Freebasser over the custody of our children.

na§tee
01-10-2007, 06:25 AM
...their children ilia, wario, midna and snake.

freeb got shafted with the wii remote! :eek:

Otis Driftwood
01-10-2007, 06:32 AM
I am behind on board gossip by an incredible degree. There is no hope of catching up by clicking through threads at this point. So this is what I need...

Who has left the board lately and why?

Who has been e-bickering and about what?

Who are the new board couples and what is the status of the old board couples?

Who has been banned, who is an alias, who switched usernames, etc.?

Who are the new people worth paying attention to?

Who has had a baby, gotten married, adopted an orphaned puppy, switched careers, died, or gained/lost a lot of weight recently?

Who has come out of or gone back into the closet?

Who has been passing around nude photos of themselves or other board members?

Who has been arrested, committed, exiled, or excommunicated?

Which new girl is being e-molested by mickill?

Who has been flirting with my man (besides Freebasser)?
Padster, to all of the above!

avignon
01-10-2007, 06:43 AM
Who punched zorra in the eye?!

Pres Zount
01-10-2007, 06:47 AM
A puppy :(

She works at a pet store now.

avignon
01-10-2007, 06:51 AM
If I had a nickle for every battered woman who used that excuse......:mad:

Pres Zount
01-10-2007, 06:59 AM
Nobody believes that a puppy could be capable of pushing someone down the stairs into a door, but it's true. :(

camo
01-10-2007, 07:38 AM
I got raped by nastees dog

Loppfessor
01-10-2007, 08:37 AM
Who punched zorra in the eye?!

Me it was a poorly placed mushroom stamp...I feel really bad. I'm taking her to the Olive Garden to apologize