Who is the weirdest person you have scrumped with in a dream?

[Rock]

Me: Martha Stewart. I was pretty uncomfortable about the whole thing, but still did it because I could. She had perky boobies and no cellulite on her body. But her vajayjay was so loose i could have driven a cadillac inside of it. It was weird. Come to think of it, it may have been someone else physically but in the dream she was Martha Stewart if that makes any sense.

My Wife: Emeril. The first thing she said to me this morning was. "Holy shit, I just fucked Emeril, and it was good."

anyone else?

[icy manipulator]

my best friend's mum. she's milftastic. and still bloody fit

[Rock]

BAM!!!!
you had sex with Bam in your dream?

[QueenAdrock]

My dad's best friend.

I woke up feeling disgusted. :(

[icy manipulator]

rock, if you dont mind me asking, are you indian descent? if so, do you know who Brett Lee is?

[trailerprincess]

Lordi - the winner of last years Eurovision song contest. Random I know.

And we were doing it on Brighton beach *bbrrrrrr*

[Freebasser]

My dog :/

[Otis Driftwood]

Lordi - the winner of last years Eurovision song contest. Random I know.

And we were doing it on Brighton beach *bbrrrrrr*

Doesn't Brighton have the Devil's Dyke? I never dreamscrumped anyone famous... :(

[Rock]

rock, if you dont mind me asking, are you indian descent? if so, do you know who Brett Lee is?
Yeah..we all know each other.




Pakistani and no.

[icy manipulator]

pakistani and not a cricket fan?! man that's a first :p

[Rock]

Doesn't Brighton have the Devil's Dyke? I never dreamscrumped anyone famous... :(
It doesn't have to be anyone famous. I think non famous people are probably better...especially if its a female friend and you feel all uncomfortable for the first like 45 minutes when hanging out with her cause you know you just banged her out in your sleep the night before.....yeah, so I gotta change mine from Martha Stewart to an old friend.

[Rock]

pakistani and not a cricket fan?! man that's a first :p
The only pakistani cricket fans I know are my dad and his friends. All of my cousins and brown friends don't give a shit about cricket.
Then again we were all born and raised here in the US, and I don't think there are any American born cricket fans.

So wait...are you saying you had a sex dream with this Brett Lee dude?

[Freebasser]

He said dream scrumped.

Ohhhhh!













Two dogs.

[Otis Driftwood]

Last three were all moms of my ex-gfs...

[Yeti]

Rock, you and your wife have food issues.

[icy manipulator]

The only pakistani cricket fans I know are my dad and his friends. All of my cousins and brown friends don't give a shit about cricket.
Then again we were all born and raised here in the US, and I don't think there are any American born cricket fans.

So wait...are you saying you had a sex dream with this Brett Lee dude?
hahaha, fuck no. he's just an australian player that had a smash hit in the bollywood charts. bloody hiliarious song. at one stage i thought you said you were indian. my bad

[QueenAdrock]

I read it as "My mom's three ex-girlfriends"

HOORYA FR DSYLEXIA

[TAL]

I never remember my dreams..

[adam_f]

Does "scrumped" mean "fucked" or am I just naieve?

[Bob]

I read it as "My mom's three ex-girlfriends"

HOORYA FR DSYLEXIA

i didn't realize that it didn't say that until this post

[ToucanSpam]

Martha Stewart, not kidding. It was pretty good, she can make some cookies when she's done.

[adam_f]

I guess I would go with Steven Seagal. It was a phase.

[Knuckles]

Does She-Hulk count?

[Otis Driftwood]

Only the Vol III version, she's hawt. :rolleyes:

[Tone Capone]

BAM!!!!


Please say that you're lying... I can't believe you would admit to screwing Bam Margera in a dream...




















:p

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