To all of the men on this board...

[TOY]

When referring to a woman's genital area in a sexual manner, please do not call it a 'crotch', e.g., "I want to rub your crotch."

Thank you.

[kaiser soze]

this thread is crotchity

[befsquire]

i'd like to think this is something they'd automatically know on their own. sadly, it's not.

[ToucanSpam]

I think the title should be revised to 'To all the men on this board who refer to the female area as a crotch in a sexual manner' insted of assuming all the men on this board refer to the 'vajayjay' (If I may Rock) as said 'crotch'.

Thank you.

[Pres Zount]

Crotch is more of a technical term used by a tailor when fitting trousers. I would hope that any male with a hint of class wouldn't use it.

[Knuckles]

What should we refer to it as?

Is pussy ok?

[QueenAdrock]

'vajayjay'

It would be much sexier to use this term.

"Oooh, baby. I wanna rub your vajayjay. Yeah, girl."

[TOY]

What should we refer to it as?

Is pussy ok?

Pussy is acceptable.

No "cunny", either.

[Genocide Tulips]

Fuck my crotch! YES! DEEPER IN MY CROTCH!

[roosta]

but it is a crotch

[mikizee]

what about mut? (pronounced moot with a short 'o') or vajutz?

[Otis Driftwood]

Rub it? Are you crazy? I need my hands to slap that ass, biotch!

[Junker]

You just taught me a new word. I didnt know crotch was also a name to designate 'women's genital area' (y)

Thanks yo!!!

[Otis Driftwood]

I thought it was Michael Jackson handrest.

[ms.peachy]

I was with this guy once who called it a "cookie". Actually I believed the exact thing he said was "Let me at that cookie". Which made me think of Cookie Monster. Which then made me think of Grover and Big Bird. And those are not sexy thoughts. So I started laughing. It kind of killed the mood.

[camo]

chuff?

[Otis Driftwood]

I was with this guy once who called it a "cookie". Actually I believed the exact thing he said was "Let me at that cookie". Which made me think of Cookie Monster. Which then made me think of Grover and Big Bird. And those are not sexy thoughts. So I started laughing. It kind of killed the mood.
crumbs in pubes :confused: :eek:
Hey, that bandname is aces! :rolleyes:

[-T-]

Furgina?

[Pres Zount]

Hey, baby. SHHHHH. don't say a word.

I'm going to stroke your Yabba-dabba-doo. :(

[Otis Driftwood]

When referring to a woman's genital area in a sexual manner, please do not call it a 'crotch', e.g., "I want to rub your crotch."

Actually, I can flow better over crotch, cause it rhymes well with Biiiiiiiiotch! :D

[Loppfessor]

Pussy is acceptable.

No "cunny", either.

How bout "she-junk"?

[avignon]

ham wallet

[beastiegirrl101]

crumbs in pubes :confused: :eek:
Hey, that bandname is aces! :rolleyes:

clitty litter!

[Tone Capone]

That's HILARIOUS!!!

[paul jones]

I've never said crotch in my life when referring to that place

[Otis Driftwood]

Howzabout a useful " To all of the men on this board..." thread asking everyone to post their fave porn?

[-T-]

Axe wound,Beef curtains,bearded clam,camel toe,spunk trench,Cum dumpster ect.

Crotch doesnt sound good but their is much worse.:D

[b i o n i c]

their shoore ar

[mp-seventythree]

chuff?
That's the best one yet:cool:

[ScarySquirrel]

Every time I read this thread title I sing it to the tune of that song "To All the Girls I've Loved Before."

I'm glad they came along,
I dedicate this song,
To all the girls I've loved before...

[beastieangel01]

someone I know says kitty cat all the time.

It makes me feel weird. Not a good weird but then not bad, just, weird. Because it just makes me think of an actual cat I guess.

:|

[Lex Diamonds]

Bitchwrinkle? Fanjita? Cocksocket?

[beastieangel01]

axe wound!
cooter!
snatch!
meat flaps!

I could come up with others I'm sure.

[Lex Diamonds]

My girlfriend gets really mad at me when I call it a "growler", lolz.

[beastieangel01]

growler? wtf?

does she queef a lot or something?

[Lex Diamonds]

Eurgh you suck. Leave me alone with that shit!

Growler's an English slang term for the minge.

[b i o n i c]

i refered to it as a chachi once to a girl as a joke because it sounds like an appropriate word.. and i know another girl by that name. now she always calls it her chachi and it makes me laugh a little

[-T-]

Growler..Wtf? thats hilarious

[jo-nathan]

Here's a southern term 4 crotch....

too-too

[Otis Driftwood]

Mumu

[instigator7022]

My girlfriend gets really mad at me when I call it a "growler", lolz.


HAHAHAHA! i love that

[Lex Diamonds]

:)

[ScarySquirrel]

i refered to it as a chachi once to a girl as a joke because it sounds like an appropriate word.. and i know another girl by that name. now she always calls it her chachi and it makes me laugh a little
Chachi is usually what I call people that I don't know but don't particularly like for some reason or another.

I guess that would work.

[beastiegirrl101]

Charles in Charge!

[Rock]

Chachi is usually what I call people that I don't know but don't particularly like for some reason or another.
We call the dudes who wear tight button up shirts and slacks with those gay ass shoes with the buckles on them with their hair all slicked back driving their BMWs or Audis to the club Chachis around these parts.

[Drederick Tatum]

I think the Latin term is 'frontbum'.

[Genocide Tulips]

Margaret Thatcher

[-T-]

My bum is on the rail
Bum is on the rail
Look at Me
My bum is on the rail

[beastiegirrl101]

I call mine my ballerina.

you can also replace the ball with vag

vagerina.

[Randetica]

Mumu


lol
most german words fail at this case
and mumu is one of the better ones

i think coochie sounds cute

and i used to call my pussy 'pink punk' but one day i decided to shave the punk hairdo off so now i call it neo nazi

[TOY]

I would like it if someone called it "kitty", 'cause I associate cats with things that are adorable. And they can get angry just like vaginas.

My minge moniker was "little patch". That was cute. But it's anything BUT little

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYGHA!

[beastieangel01]

ahaha @ both you ladies.

I almost died reading "neo nazi," though. Damn it, Randy :)

[SobaViolence]

i will now refer to vagina solely as a woman's crotch

but shall refrain from rubbing it.

[TOY]

i will now refer to vagina solely as a woman's crotch

but shall refrain from rubbing it.

"Yeah me'an, I had some good crotch last night."

TELL ME THAT'S NOT FUCKED UP!

[SobaViolence]

woman's crotch.

perhaps lady crotch
yeah, that sounds funnier.

[Bob]

how about "pubis"?

[ericlee]

SNORCH

[Genocide Tulips]

Am I the only girl that finds cock a strange and hilarious word used for the penis?

[Otis Driftwood]

Clam. The "raging" angry pussy concept is awesome! (y)