Clowns

[Otis Driftwood]

I'm coming after you with CLOWNS.

[trailerprincess]

AARRRGGHHH.

They terrify me. I blame watching IT when I was too young

[Otis Driftwood]

You'll be spared, Heather.
Everybody loves Captain Spaulding. I wonder where his boat is. Or maybe he's the captain of a spaceship.

[camo]

AARRRGGHHH.

They terrify me. I blame watching IT when I was too young

Yeah me too.

'everything Floats down here!'

[trailerprincess]

Yeah me too.

'everything Floats down here!'

*has nightmares forever*

:(

[camo]

*has nightmares forever*

:(

sorry hx

[trailerprincess]

sorry hx

:D that's fine. I'll just send you my therapy bills (y)

[camo]

:D that's fine. I'll just send you my therapy bills (y)

Great, I've already sent you the bills for my wine you drank (y)

[trailerprincess]

Great, I've already sent you the bills for my wine you drank (y)

I'll send my mental neighbours round for a little visit :p

[camo]

I'll send my mental neighbours round for a little visit :p


Touche. I'll send the kid from upstairs (whom you told me to drug) round to yours!

[Otis Driftwood]

Stop bickering you two or I will send my clowns after you. And they will wear painted tears on their faces.

[trailerprincess]

Touche. I'll send the kid from upstairs (whom you told me to drug) round to yours!

But unlike you, I have no qualms about doping children

*pure evil*

:D

[Otis Driftwood]

Clown suck. I mean really, in Dumbo all they did was drink and gravy-train off of a deformed elephant.
You can't base your entire worldview on Dumbo, Dimbo. But you are right. I mean who could conceive such a sucky idea as a clown? Jesters were cool. But they didn't cry.

[camo]

But unlike you, I have no qualms about doping children

*pure evil*

:D

*sends heather details to the police*

nice knowing you :D

[Otis Driftwood]

Jesters are cool, clowns feel children up, then give them a balloon animal.
Right. Santa is a stinking clown, too. And don't get me started on mimes, ICP or Sting (the wrestler). But Doink was kinda cool, before they replaced him...

[Randetica]

not scary, just not funny

[QueenAdrock]

LOL! (http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2007-02-22T141926Z_01_N21305078_RTRUKOC_0_US-COLOMBIA-CLOWNS.xml&src=rss&rpc=22)

[ericlee]

I used to be frightened of clowns. I have Pennywise as my avatar to face my fears. The more I see him, the less I'm afraid of him. Which is the whole point of the movie.

[MC Moot]

John Wayne Gacy = Very Bad Clown

Pagliacci = Very Sad Clown

[ericlee]

John Wayne Gacy = Very Bad Clown

Pagliacci = Very Sad Clown

Oh man (http://www.8ball.co.uk/productimages/26958-2.jpg)

[Otis Driftwood]

Man goes to see the doctor and tells him: "I feel insignificant and frightened in a world far beyond my influence. I don't know if I can ever laugh again."
The doctor: "Oh, I have great advice for you then. The great Pagliaci is in town, he is the funniest man on earth"
Man:" But Doctor, I am Pagliaci."