So I just got back from the dentist...

[Tone Capone]

...and I'm not gonna say that the technician cleaning my teeth was drunk, but I will say that before he put that little mask thing on, I smelled liquor. Maybe he had a hangover or whatever.... on the bright side, my teeth are doing great!

[Junker]

I heard this is a new technique. Like the Drunken style on kung fu.

[Otis Driftwood]

Hope you didn't kiss him. Getting your teeth cleaned is great!

[Tone Capone]

I heard this is a new technique. Like the Drunken style on kung fu.

:D (y)

[Junker]

Sometimes I use the Drunken style while driving. Not a bright idea, I know. :(

[Tone Capone]

Sometimes I use the Drunken style while driving. Not a bright idea, I know. :(


Shit dude, that's 100% bad news. If I even have ONE BEER, I will not drive. You might want to consider stopping that noise.(n) :(

[Otis Driftwood]

I'd rather drink than drive...

[Junker]

Shit dude, that's 100% bad news. If I even have ONE BEER, I will not drive. You might want to consider stopping that noise.(n) :(

Yeah, I know. :o
But it's fucking hard to resist drinking.
OMG! I'm fucking weak......:( (n)

[Tone Capone]

Yeah, I know. :o
But it's fucking hard to resist drinking.
OMG! I'm fucking weak......:( (n)

Drink all you want, I drink like a freakin fish!
You just have to pick one or the other, if you are drinking ~don't drive~ if you are driving ~don't drink~ (lb)

[Junker]

The problem is I always go out with some mates that drink even more than me. And I'm the one with the car. So, I always have to drive.

[Tone Capone]

The problem is I always go out with some mates that drink even more than me. And I'm the one with the car. So, I always have to drive.

taxi

[Junker]

But with the money I'd spend with taxi I could buy more drinks. :p

[Otis Driftwood]

... and you couldn't sit in those beyond-cool bus-stops!

[Junker]

^^ Yeah...that too :D

[QueenAdrock]

Save the damn money and take a taxi.

One of my friends from high school just lost her best friend to a drunk driver who said the same thing. (n)

[The Notorious LOL]

way to change the subject

[Junker]

Save the damn money and take a taxi.

One of my friends from high school just lost her best friend to a drunk driver who said the same thing. (n)


I promise I won't drive anymore if I drink and vice-versa. :o

[Tone Capone]

I promise I won't drive anymore if I drink and vice-versa. :o

And also, if you are drinking, don't work on anyone's teeth (no matter how great they turn out in the end!)

[Otis Driftwood]

If you say yes you can never use your little Junker on anyones teeth when drunk.... :p

[Tone Capone]

...and boy are my arms tired.



Wait.

Puto

[Junker]

If you say yes you can never use your little Junker on anyones teeth when drunk.... :p

:(