Tone Capone
01-12-2007, 07:54 AM
A wee wummin in Glesga, came oot ae a butchers shoap, n' says tae hur pal, look Mima, ah' gote a pun a mince fur ma man!! An the weeyin says "By jings, you gote a bargain!!!
The same wee wumman went intae annurra butchers, an says tae ri' guy, Huv ye gote a sheeps heid??? an ri' butcher says, Naw, it's jist ri' wey ah' part ma herr!!!
A herse was goin' down a very steep hill in Glasgow, an' a small girl ran in front of it. The driver slammed on the brakes, an the coffin in the rear broke loose, an' went doon the hill aboot 40 MPH. riht acroass a main road, smashed thro' a chemist shoap windae, an' the lid flew aff, an the corpse sat up an says, "Huv ye ay'hin' tae stoap this coffin???
A wee Glesga hardman wis up fur senticin' an' ri' judge says 6 months!!
Ach, says ri' wee yin, ah'kin dae 'at stonnin oan ma heid!!!
5 Years,says ri' judge,
"Whut fur, ri' wee yin says,
an ri' judge says "At'll gie ye time tae get back oan yur feet!!!
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The same wee wumman went intae annurra butchers, an says tae ri' guy, Huv ye gote a sheeps heid??? an ri' butcher says, Naw, it's jist ri' wey ah' part ma herr!!!
A herse was goin' down a very steep hill in Glasgow, an' a small girl ran in front of it. The driver slammed on the brakes, an the coffin in the rear broke loose, an' went doon the hill aboot 40 MPH. riht acroass a main road, smashed thro' a chemist shoap windae, an' the lid flew aff, an the corpse sat up an says, "Huv ye ay'hin' tae stoap this coffin???
A wee Glesga hardman wis up fur senticin' an' ri' judge says 6 months!!
Ach, says ri' wee yin, ah'kin dae 'at stonnin oan ma heid!!!
5 Years,says ri' judge,
"Whut fur, ri' wee yin says,
an ri' judge says "At'll gie ye time tae get back oan yur feet!!!
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