I'm going to become a part-time roadie

[HEIRESS]

cause I spend alot on concerts and I can handle working the 2 hours prior to and after the concert

me and my friend have our first gig in 2 weeks

TRAILER PARK BOYS/HELIX/SWOLLEN MEMBERS IN CONCERT LOLZZZZ

[Loppfessor]

I thought you were already a full time groupie?? Do roadies even get to fuck the band members?

[HEIRESS]

I dont have sex with anyone, let alone rock stars

I just want to wear sweatpants, life heavy shit, and then rock out for free at concerts

[DIGI]

So I guess this means you're not movin in, huh?:(

[kaiser soze]

can I be your roadie?

I'm potty trained ;)

[ToucanSpam]

I'm quite jealous of your potential rocking out for free!

[HEIRESS]

So I guess this means you're not movin in, huh?:(

well If i decide to forego my lucrative science career and become a traveling roadie with a band then can I atleast crash at your pad when im in town?

[DIGI]

No fuckin doubt. Holla when ur in Pittsburgh.:cool:

[HEIRESS]

I'm quite jealous of your potential rocking out for free!

FuckNRoll mannnnnnnnnnn

[HEIRESS]

No fuckin doubt. Holla when ur in Pittsburgh.:cool:

score, I call dibs on the la-z-boy recliner in the basement!

[DIGI]

score, I call dibs on the la-z-boy recliner in the basement!


Which one? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

[paul jones]

I did some roadie-ing last year for The Vibration

I am the best at running up and down stairs with heavy amps mang

[HEIRESS]

Im probably going to kill my back or bust up a toe, whatever

sprewell told me to buy "sailor gloves"
im not sure if its a legitimate phrase used by weird foreigners like himself or a cutting remark

:(

[ToucanSpam]

Lift with your knees, Airesse. And don't forget, treat the equipment like it was a gigantic dinosaur egg.

[Waus]

well If i decide to forego my lucrative science career and become a traveling roadie with a band then can I atleast crash at your pad when im in town?

The eternal struggle between Science and Rock. Yin and Yang.

[Slimboy Fat]

The eternal struggle between Science and Rock. Yin and Yang.

Combine the 2. That's what my drummer used to do.

Go on stage wearing his lab coat (his band was called "Mad Professor Browns Giant Ego Trip"), then after one song take it off to reveal just his Y fronts. Oh yeah, and his drum kit was set up at the front of the stage facing backwards.

(y)

[Drederick Tatum]

Im probably going to kill my back or bust up a toe, whatever

sprewell told me to buy "sailor gloves"
im not sure if its a legitimate phrase used by weird foreigners like himself or a cutting remark

:(

if you going to be doing anything apart from making those little mini sammiches or ironing stage clothes, then you should buy some of these. (http://www.hmws.co.uk/product_images/7250_championship_back.jpg)

[beastieangel01]

Mad Professor Browns Giant Ego Trip

might be the best band name pretty much ever.

[HEIRESS]

if you going to be doing anything apart from making those little mini sammiches or ironing stage clothes, then you should buy some of these. (http://www.hmws.co.uk/product_images/7250_championship_back.jpg)

Im going to quote the moldy peaches here

"its hard to be a garbage man, when a sailor stole my glove"

YES

I hope all i gotta do is set up chairs and eat not make them thar lil bebbe sammiches

[Drederick Tatum]

since you're a girl and nice looking, they might just make you an usher.

[HEIRESS]

how about I usher you with my fist into next year?