trapped in the closet

[Bob]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xUzGovNBycQ

it's R Kelly's hip hopera or something, some friends and i watched about half of this last night, and it's seriously hilarious, i highly recommend it (although it's much better if you just listen to it instead of watch, it's even funnier in your imagination)

after about 10 minutes, you will never stop narrating your life in that way, it's life changing

[kaiser soze]

I wish he would've pissed on someone in the video, now that's class!!!

[kleptomaniac]

LOL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJKuG1oJK8U)

[monkey]

once they had a trapped in the closet vh1 special. that made my day.

[QueenAdrock]

After the first two "twists" it becomes predictable and kinda boring, IMO.

Weird that you posted this two hours ago, because Brett showed it to me yesterday afternoon too. Hasn't it been out a while?

[Bob]

it has, yeah.

it's really sooooo much better if you just listen to it without watching. that's how we started out, my friend just had the audio files. the pictures you paint in your mind are so much better than the acting.

"now im in this dark ass closet trying to figure out how to get my crazy ass out this house!"

but seriously, i can't stop narrating my life like this now. i was doing homework earlier and i was like "so i open my caaseboook! and i pull out my peeen! and i start underlinin...all the important sentenceeeeees!"

so in a way, R Kelly has improved the quality of my life, and i have to thank him for that

edit: i love the part where someone's knocking on the door, and the brother who just got out of prison steals the cops gun and brandishes it at the door for no reason. this story makes no sense but i love it

[ggirlballa]

well thank you bob cuz now theres narration/singing stuck in my head


"then i posted this commeeent, thanking bob for getttinng an annoyying song in me headddddd"

"now i gotta peeeeee!"

[QueenAdrock]

Gonna go to the bathroom, I get up to go to the bathroom, I'm walkin' to the bathroom, I walk into the bathroom, now I'm in that bathroom (bathroom...bathroom...)

[ET]

I'm probably the only person who thinks Trapped In The Cupboard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c84RpUXcPZk) is funny.

[na§tee]

meeehehehe i knew someone would have made a thread about this already.

this is too funny. i highly recommend it to everyone (y)

i was at my irish 10 years older twin's house last night for pancakes and she has it on dvd! like, fo realz. she recommended chapter 9 for my viewing pleasure, which, i quote "has a midget, and a woman named bridget who sings in a really offensive hick accent in it. and the midget is a stripper, and then the midget shits himself, and the midget is bridget's baby daddy.." and, you know what! it's all true, yo! all true. the midget really does shit himself.

i can't find the whole episode online but this is the start (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SlQtE_j5GA).

we have a date so i bring sarah round and watch the whole thing in awe!

the curious thing is i think mistah kelly is absolutely serious. we watched the behind the scenes thing and he is really sincere. the director is like "oh yeah man, he's blurring the boundaries between music video and soap opera.. it's a hip-hopera, man, this is gonna change the world!" and the bridget actress is CRYING WITH INTEGRITY at how she's so thankful she got to be a chance of this "amazing thing" and i'm shouting at the television YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING NUTBARS!

[Jitters]

I can't believe how long it's been since that song has been released.

I'm the O.G of narrating my life though because I started doing it when I first heard the song at work one day.

My mouth was kinda dry and I said I want some gum. I reached into my pocket and pulled out a stick and stared at it. Pulled back the wrapper with a smile, my god what a flavor!