I have a crush on the guy who pierced my nose...

[TOY]

But he's married and has a child. Dayyyumn.


I know that they have to get CLOSE to you when piercing, looking up your nostril, blabla. However, he always seems, uh, HAPPY to see me. (Unless he's wearing very thick, very lumpy jeans.) He's flirty-flirty, says "yer so cute", and takes pictures of my nose for his portfolio :confused:

OKAY, every time I go for my "check-ups", he has a hard on. I think. It sort of got caught on my knee, like, it was to one side and then when he shifted to get something, it was totally obvious. He laughed and apologized and then gave me a 'pat-pat' on the leg.



In other news; I have reason to believe that things between the new boy and I will not work out. Yes, it was established last week that we are "in a relationship" (he said it, not me - he also said "You're the first girlfriend I've had since HS, harrharr!") -- but.. He left for Colorado today to stay with a friend and his two FEEMALE, "hot" Australian roomies. Yeah, I'm fucked.

I don't know why I'm sharing this with a message board full of (some) cynical crotches. I'm a little buzzed. Whatever.

I got sad tonight while shopping. I see all these pretty, preppy girls trolling around in their cute-fluff boots. He's a big jock and I'm... Gay. Awkward. They're his type. I'm the complete opposite.

Nada Surf - "Popular"

Yup.

I look at myself, and compare, and cry and think "WTF?" And, I've concluded, that it's my voice (I am not a slut in social situations/public, but over the phone, different story - HA! I'm actually considering moving to Cali and working as a phone sex operator via an INTERNETS friend) he's attracted to, and the simple fact we mesh so well when intimate. He's all over the place, and admires "those who succeed". I cannot be one of 'those' people.


Then I miss my ex... 'Cause I could do anything I wanted around him. I could fart, wear no make-up -- all of the above. Intimacy was hit-or-miss, 'cause he seemed to lack the interest 9 times out of 10. And when the drive WAS there, there was little kissing/little foreplay. Just fucking for the most part.


:(:(:(

[TOY]

Then I miss my ex... 'Cause I could do anything I wanted around him. I could fart, wear no make-up -- all of the above. Intimacy was hit-or-miss, 'cause he seemed to lack the interest 9 times out of 10. And when the drive WAS there, there was little kissing/little foreplay. Just fucking for the most part.

I WILL ADMIT (!) He had a semi-large penis, while new boy does not.

(So Satan, if you're reading this, you do have a nice penis. Girls love big cock, forget me and use that penis power to your advantage.)

[Knuckles]

Toy, is that guy in your avatar the gay guy from Revenge Of The Nerds?

I can recite that whole rap he does. :o

[Loppfessor]

Damnit for some reason I thought TOY was a dude....oh well

[g-mile7]

Move to Cali, you'd love San Fran (bout hour 1/2 from me) . I think your an amazing person from the looks of it, good lookin and intriguing...there is nothing intriguing about the girls you mentioned other than their sex game...they usually lack substance...just dont lose confidence or you might end up like them girls U mentioned

[QueenAdrock]

Lopp, you musta not been around here in '02 when she talked about her vajayjay a lot. :p

Anyways, it can seem weird when you're dating someone outside your 'type' but obviously he's doing so for a reason and I really doubt it's JUST your voice. I've never heard of someone being attracted to someone else just because of their voice.

...Though I do bet Brett's totally turned on by the fact that I don't have that silly Canadian accent. ;)

[g-mile7]

Anyways, it can seem weird when you're dating someone outside your 'type' but obviously he's doing so for a reason and I really doubt it's JUST your voice. I've never heard of someone being attracted to someone else just because of their voice.

...Though I do bet Brett's totally turned on by the fact that I don't have that silly Canadian accent. ;)
Its a factor though...nobody wants to hear Doris who works late nites at tha diner and smokes 3packs a day when gettin busy.

[QueenAdrock]

True, but it's kinda the reverse of that. Like, I would understand not wanting to date someone who sounds like Mickey Mouse, but also I've never heard of anyone wanting to date some chick solely on her sounding like Jessica Rabbit, either. A sexy voice is nice, it's just not a deciding factor.

I should stop watching so many cartoons.

[g-mile7]

True, but it's kinda the reverse of that. Like, I would understand not wanting to date someone who sounds like Mickey Mouse, but also I've never heard of anyone wanting to date some chick solely on her sounding like Jessica Rabbit, either. A sexy voice is nice, it's just not a deciding factor.

I should stop watching so many cartoons.
Good analogy. Its a factor, not the only one. I wanna hear Saks voice. I have older women always asking me if I sing(Im decent) and should do radio

[paul jones]

True, but it's kinda the reverse of that. Like, I would understand not wanting to date someone who sounds like Mickey Mouse, but also I've never heard of anyone wanting to date some chick solely on her sounding like Jessica Rabbit, either. A sexy voice is nice, it's just not a deciding factor.

I should stop watching so many cartoons.

no,cartoons are good........the old ones that is

most new shit is fucking shit these days

[TOY]

Lopp, you musta not been around here in '02 when she talked about her vajayjay a lot. :p

Anyways, it can seem weird when you're dating someone outside your 'type' but obviously he's doing so for a reason and I really doubt it's JUST your voice. I've never heard of someone being attracted to someone else just because of their voice.

...Though I do bet Brett's totally turned on by the fact that I don't have that silly Canadian accent. ;)

So the reason being is the sex aspect of it, right? :( Guys are cunts. Stinky (but I love his man smells), yeast-infected cunts - 'cause they're sneaky... Like yeast infections! Bad analogy, but I am no longer buzzed. I am drunk. ^*^PUNK ROCK^*^


We went over the "is it just sex" thing the other night, and he got all pissy that I had asked. His response:

"No... Why would I bother inviting, having you meet my parents and friends? It's not just sex."

What is your problem? You never call me or anything! I do it all! (Yeah, but he calls, like, once a week. I don't call because he has more of an "agenda" -- like I said; all over the place.)

I called him last night, no answer. Tried again, no answer. He left for Colorado Saturday morning.

OH, and speaking of which... When we went through the whole Colorado bit, he basically told me he may move out there, and if he does, bye-bye "girlfriend". And it was sort of hinted that the whole "GF/BF - OMGZ!@" thing would be kept on the dl. Thanks buddy.

I don't know. I'm fucking sick of scumbags, and then I find a guy who initially didn't seem so scumbag-esque. I've begun to think otherwise, though, it may be paranoia, or worse, intuition.


Despite what I said before, I'm still EXTREMELY weary when it comes to trusting people. I'm not used to "dating" or being involved with somebody other than my ex.

ARGH!

[QueenAdrock]

\
We went over the "is it just sex" thing the other night, and he got all pissy that I had asked. His response:

"No... Why would I bother inviting, having you meet my parents and friends? It's not just sex."

What is your problem? You never call me or anything! I do it all!

Well, I don't think it'd be just for sex either. Why wouldn't he just go and get sex from those pretty preppy girls who are his type? It doesn't make sense.

Either way, from what you described, your ex was pretty scummy. So I think a lot of it IS paranoia that this guy has the same intentions/is the same way.

[Satan]

Well, I don't think it'd be just for sex either. Why wouldn't he just go and get sex from those pretty preppy girls who are his type? It doesn't make sense.

Either way, from what you described, your ex was pretty scummy. So I think a lot of it IS paranoia that this guy has the same intentions/is the same way.




Yeah a "classy scumbag"

[Pres Zount]

yyyyyyyyyyyyeaaaaaaaaaahh?

[tracky]

But he's married and has a child. Dayyyumn.


I know that they have to get CLOSE to you when piercing, looking up your nostril, blabla. However, he always seems, uh, HAPPY to see me. (Unless he's wearing very thick, very lumpy jeans.) He's flirty-flirty, says "yer so cute", and takes pictures of my nose for his portfolio :confused:

OKAY, every time I go for my "check-ups", he has a hard on. I think. It sort of got caught on my knee, like, it was to one side and then when he shifted to get something, it was totally obvious. He laughed and apologized and then gave me a 'pat-pat' on the leg.



In other news; I have reason to believe that things between the new boy and I will not work out. Yes, it was established last week that we are "in a relationship" (he said it, not me - he also said "You're the first girlfriend I've had since HS, harrharr!") -- but.. He left for Colorado today to stay with a friend and his two FEEMALE, "hot" Australian roomies. Yeah, I'm fucked.

I don't know why I'm sharing this with a message board full of (some) cynical crotches. I'm a little buzzed. Whatever.

I got sad tonight while shopping. I see all these pretty, preppy girls trolling around in their cute-fluff boots. He's a big jock and I'm... Gay. Awkward. They're his type. I'm the complete opposite.

Nada Surf - "Popular"

Yup.

I look at myself, and compare, and cry and think "WTF?" And, I've concluded, that it's my voice (I am not a slut in social situations/public, but over the phone, different story - HA! I'm actually considering moving to Cali and working as a phone sex operator via an INTERNETS friend) he's attracted to, and the simple fact we mesh so well when intimate. He's all over the place, and admires "those who succeed". I cannot be one of 'those' people.


Then I miss my ex... 'Cause I could do anything I wanted around him. I could fart, wear no make-up -- all of the above. Intimacy was hit-or-miss, 'cause he seemed to lack the interest 9 times out of 10. And when the drive WAS there, there was little kissing/little foreplay. Just fucking for the most part.


:(:(:(


get those 2 aussie hotties deported back please, stat

[ggirlballa]

he's seen your booogers! he's perfect!

[tracky]

there's something really sexy about a big long bungee booger hanging down from a girls nose. i went swimming with this girl the other day and she got some sea water in her nose and has spat up a heap of snotty phlegm and it was dribbling down her chin. HOT.


also, how do you girls react to a guy sporting a boner in his pants? does it depend on the guy? cause i had this massive boner the other day, and my dick is huge anyway, so it was rather prominent and the lady who rose the soldier to attention gave me the dirtiest look.

[mikizee]

good dirty or bad dirty?

reminds me of that sexual harrassment vid on youtube all of you have prob seen, its pretty old.

here it is anyway (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZKfNzJ_RV8)

I pretty much thought that if your talking to a girl with a boner pointing out of your pants, unless u were built like tommy lee it probably wouldnt go favourably.

[tracky]

an oldy but a goody

i was just spinning shit, i'm sure it would've been a good dirty